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This place is so weird. There is far more signal than noise.
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You don’t think we will go through a “Weekend at Bernie’s” phase involving Eric and Jr?
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MAGA are the kind of people who’d bitch that their gestapo soup was served cold…
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“Does this vest make my moobs look bigger?”
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If “Minnesota Backlash” were a drink what would it be? Lutefisk purée dropshotted into Hamms?
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet
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To blatantly plagiarize Churchill, “Non-violent, passive resistance is the least effective form of resistance except for all the others.”
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Adam Parkhomenko
19 days ago
Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her
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NY Times Pitchbot
19 days ago
ICE is not the Gestapo. The people who joined the Gestapo had other job options.
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Adam Kinzinger
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Strong deck, strong guardrails.
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2 months ago
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Machine Pun Kelly
4 months ago
Q. What did one carrot say to the other carrot? A. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
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Now the US and Canada will both have “loonies” for $1 coins.
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David Ho
5 months ago
This is amazing.
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Just Jack
5 months ago
Maybe Red state governors are sending their national guard to DC because they’d be safer there picking up trash than patrolling their own murder capitals.
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Dan of the Year
7 months ago
HE'S A LITERAL ALIEN, JESSE
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Adam Kinzinger
8 months ago
Hey there Scott Walker. I noticed you deleted this after learning that in fact the shooter was from the right. I don’t think it matters either way, violence is violence, so I’m waiting for you to tweet the same thing with corrected facts? Cuz you’re uh, to use your words, “being silent.”
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Darth Putin
8 months ago
There are more russian flags on this than American. How appropriate.
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Jeff Tiedrich
8 months ago
citizens! know your mass shooter — use this handy guide: black gunman: RACE WAR brown gunman: MS-13 Muslim gunman: JIHAD white gunman with a racist manifesto, an arsenal, and a list of Democratic targets: MENTALLY ILL LONE WOLF
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From the other place:
8 months ago
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mike☺︎ (ebenezer stooge)
8 months ago
Guess who has one thumb and ignores workplace safety regulations
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The Onion
8 months ago
“We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, and I’m terrified to think how the situation would have shaken out if he’d been able to say even one of them aloud,” said Kristi Noem
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Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off
LOS ANGELES—Stressing that she had significant reason to fear for her life during yesterday’s confrontation, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told reporters Friday that she believed Sen. Alex Padilla had an even deadlier opinion that failed to go off. “We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, […]
https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-sen-padilla-had-even-deadlier-opinion-that-failed-to-go-off/
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I could have sworn her rank was Derpenfuhrer.
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8 months ago
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The Onion
8 months ago
This is a message to the enemies of immigration enforcement: Gov. Newsom’s fate will be yours should you stand in the way of national purity,” an anonymous plainclothes ICE agent wearing a balaclava
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ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video
WASHINGTON—Disseminating grainy footage of the California Democrat meeting his disturbing and bloody end, Immigration and Customs Enforcement released a video Tuesday in which Gov. Gavin Newsom is seen being beheaded. “This is a message to the enemies of immigration enforcement: Gov. Newsom’s fate will be yours should you stand in the way of national purity,” […]
https://theonion.com/ice-releases-gavin-newsom-beheading-video/
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Brent Terhune
8 months ago
Trump and Elon broke up. I can’t believe Biden would do that to us.
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If squares were rectangles, then the name “squares” wouldn’t need to exist. You’d just call them rectangles.
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The Questionable Authority
9 months ago
The world's most amazing PSA.
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Rep. Leigh Finke
9 months ago
The Queer Burning of May 6, 1933. It was 92 years ago today that Nazis destroyed the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (Institute for Sexual Science, the first known sexology institute in the western world.
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The Tennessee Holler
9 months ago
TRUMP: “I contribute my entire salary to the government.” WELKER: “Will you contribute anything you earn from crypto back to the government?” TRUMP: “…I never thought of that.” 🤷🏼
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Darth Bonespurs. Happy May the Fourth.
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9 months ago
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J.J.
9 months ago
A meme for May 4th
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Brilliant Maps
10 months ago
Number Of US House Seats By State Using Cube Root Rule
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How pissed is Dan Brown that he didn’t use this plot for a novel? “The Vice President of the United States was the last outsider to see the Pope alive.”
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Molly Jong-Fast
10 months ago
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Deep.
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Assassin’s Creed: On Ice
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Assassin’s Creed: The Musical
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The Onion
10 months ago
“I said to him, ‘Donald, these reciprocal tariffs have got to go,’ and that poor son of a bitch was like putty in my hands,” said Trump
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Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs
WASHINGTON—Bragging that he had forced the world leader into “total submission,” President Donald Trump boasted to reporters Thursday that he had strong-armed President Donald Trump into pausing his latest round of tariffs. “I said to him, ‘Donald, these reciprocal tariffs have got to go,’ and that poor son of a bitch was like putty in […]
https://theonion.com/trump-boasts-about-strong-arming-trump-into-pausing-tariffs/
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Jeff Tiedrich
10 months ago
those penguins must be fucking pumped about tariffs being paused
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Josh Marshall
10 months ago
You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.
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Sardonicus
11 months ago
How to see Minneapolis and St. Paul, 1901 'This brochure was distributed by the Chicago, St. Paul, Minneapolis and Omaha Railroad. Included were maps of the cycling routes in the Twin Cities.'
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Machine Pun Kelly
11 months ago
Hegseth didn't intend share war plans with 5 other people on Signal. It was only supposed to go to 4 people, but his assistant misunderstood when he said, "GET ME A FIFTH!"
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Mike Godwin
11 months ago
Measles Actively Growing Again.
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS
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Jacob T. Levy
11 months ago
I miss the world in which this was commonplace knowledge.
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Hawley–Smoot Tariff - Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
YouTube video by International School History
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuOHbyuanbY
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Hillary Monahan
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Adam Parkhomenko
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Clifford 🇪🇺
12 months ago
Nailed it...
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Mark Chadbourn
12 months ago
YouGov MRP projections for tomorrow’s German elections.
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Philip Bump
12 months ago
And here we were told Germany reunified.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆
12 months ago
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🐆🥣😳 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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