AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

this is maybe the only cool war footage ever.

BOOKMARKED!! Per The University of Nebraska-Lincoln: "This creation blends sweet cream with the signature spices of the classic sandwich, thanks to work by April Johnson's team at the university's Food Processing Center"

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everyone has talked this piece to death already but just for fun: imagine the response if the author had used this reasoning to advocate for eating whatever you want without worrying about getting fat, a thing which notably does not have any impact on the health of anyone other than yourself.

Despite creating a billion-dollar franchise - with a new $200M budget Hollywood blockbuster launching in a month - the creator of He-Man's family were unable to afford his dementia and care facility costs, and had to setup a GoFundMe. Mattel gave $5,000.

my apologies to the bluesky mod team. i'm sorry for this post and i've learned my lesson. there should be less active shooter training

Eh; While everyone is looking, here is a thing I captured when Youtube was doing the auto-translate thing for Youtube stuff and it inexplicably did it for, all things, A Pakistan Sonic Hedgehog Mcdonalds Commercial.

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

I think in the future we’re going to use the transition in the state of the software industry from like 2022-2025 as a cautionary tale whose moral is ~“establish a union even when the conditions are so good that you don’t think you need one, because it doesn’t take long for everything to fall apart”

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I love how they say that somehow this piece of software "went rogue." No it didn't. It did exactly what it was able to do, and these people let it. You give this kind of access to these kinds of tools, and this is an inevitable outcome somewhere.

To the doubters. I live in the Paris suburb. Paris govt made a conscious decision years ago to reduce intercity traffic, toxic car emissions, encourage public transport, construct biking lanes & increase green spots (planting trees/parks). It has worked.

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

"am I gonna feel any better?"

Every year or so the CIA comes out and says “yeh, we did that thing that local people thought we did at the time” and a bunch of Liberals say “wow, good thing the CIA doesn’t do that anymore” until 50 years later when the CIA admits they’re still doing it, then the cycle repeats.

A lot of small business and indie artists are unaware of uline’s shittiness. They’re bad! Don’t use them! I am currently using mailersUSA.com for my packing materials, and as far as I know they do not fund fascism.

Intelligent

I love this essay very much!!!!

his li'l bro is named Li'l Challenges. Sanrio hit me up, my arms are overflowing with AMAZING CHARACTERS here qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Also me yeah!! I like the Zacian too

crying laughing at the Danganronpa fangame creator going "yes I hate anime. yes I hate reading books. and that's why I'm uniquely qualified to make a danganronpa fangame"

The real egg shortage was the friends we made along the way, and also a national shortage of eggs

listen, don’t ever trust a reversible belt

The novel "Mary Shelley" is a classic of Gothic horror; I heartily recommend it. The part at the villa on Lake Geneva is especially haunting.

The normalization that made some people so angry about the White House Correspondents' dinner is in full force in its aftermath

I choose to believe this is how most 90s arcade race tracks were initially conceived #gaming #retrogaming #arcade

Small sketchbooks recommendation thread!! This one will be a bit longer as I'll go more in details and you'll have to witness my old art lol 🧵 ⬇️ I'll also post tutorials to easy bookbinding! Recs are welcome!

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The thing about “Isn’t it interesting how this happens when he’s unpopular 🤔…” When hasn’t he been unpopular? When have the poll numbers been good? He should be fending off 8 staged attempts a day like the John Wick of false flags.

This is hilarious and then to give matching orders to the right wing influencer network to get out there and repeat some version of “this is why we need a white house ballroom!!!” Is hilarious

If you get traumatized while voluntarily attending a leisure event run by Nazis a possible downside is a lack of sympathy.

Yeah I mean even established indies are struggling to produce hits right now

there is going to be years of your life in the future where you dont hear or read a post of someone doing a donald trump impression. you are never going to see a political cartoon where he is a squat little orange guy with the long red tie again. green grass and blue sky stretching on forever

Fear not, Patriots! If the “Iran War” doesn’t start moving his numbers in a positive direction, there’s always “Plan B." @theonion.com

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Trump says he canceled a planned trip to Islamabad for his representatives to meet with Iranian officials, citing “too much time wasted on traveling, too much work.” Note: The talks were never scheduled, and Iranian officials have said they had no plans to meet with the U.S.

This one is old but not old enough to be included in the Nerd Inferno omnibus. The saddest thing about it is that it isn't just for freelancers anymore. Good luck to us all.

I KEPT MY TAMAGOTCHI ALIVE 1000 DAYS!!! J'AI GARDÉ MON TAMAGOTCHI EN VIE 1000 JOURS !! The maximum displayed is 999 but I will keep going and track myself. It was such an amazing journey and I am glad I could keep a tamagotchi alive this long!

Experience expanded character customization with the arrival of Evercold! 🌟

this is an astounding way to refer to an adaptation of Neuromancer. incredible headline work if your goal is to send a bunch of thirtysomethings on a rage spiral.

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