Hand Stretches - Remember to do them.

My apologies to anyone who has casually asked me what my ideal superpower would be, because I cannot be normal about the answer. #transfur #tfeveryday

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

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pov : the cockroach in my bathroom for the last 4 months

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

Despite being a crazy windy day (and using thin cardboard) my sign survived and the message was received. #nokings

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 28,1953

“Go woke go broke.” Meanwhile The Pitt is over here with casual queer characters, anti-ICE storylines, trans people, calls for Jewish/Muslim solidarity, anti corporatization of healthcare and numerous overtly didactic political storylines and still winning awards.

sorry your new starfox game is going to be a breath of the wild. yeah we already talked about it with shigeru. yeah open world and everything. you collect slippy's favorite magazine issues and peppy lets you swap out your arwings stats but not max out both stats. falco marries a woman.

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

I Will Go Sailing No More but Woody Won't Shut The Fuck Up The Entire Time

This is the attitude we need from every single one of our billionaires and CEOs as long as we must endure their existence

It’s Uni’s 6th birthday today! 🎉 Say “happy birthday Uni!”

This is a desperately important time for our country and our democracy. That’s why as governor of your state, I’m signing the Swing Your Partner Bill to bring back square dancing and make it compulsory in public schools.

lmao

To all my black furries! I’m trynna graduate from Morehouse College this semester but I need your help! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

-following from that, the internet has been an absolute lifeline for many kids in bad, desperate situations, *especially* queer kids, and kids in abusive/neglectful homes. the online ban stuff tends to operate from an unconscious viewpoint that every family is good to their kids, but obvs. not true.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment

Had to draw her 🌞

At chili’s

hire 👏 more 👏 polycules 👏

Got accused of being this post and I think it's true.

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

Gonna drop the gimmick for a second and explain, as a therapist. What you're describing is a phenomenon called Revenge Bedtime Procrastination. It's a subconscious habit that develops in which a person seeks dopamine-releasing behavior at night to exact "revenge" on the day which deprived them

This has been living in my head ever since I first saw it

updating the meme for current times

no and fuck you for asking

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

I love character writing because I find PEOPLE fascinating. How circumstances can lead people to walk different paths. How the same event can have different reactions. What can change one's views, beliefs, or nature. I wanna capture that in my work. Anyway I designed this character with a big ass,

well-meaning character: [makes bad decision while under extreme mental strain] too many viewers: this character is morally evil

amazing digital

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

I love that Pomni just reads people and tells them about themselves, she’s the third crash out in this series #TADC #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadcspoilers

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

I am on my knees BEGGING corporations to hire people who know what they’re fucking doing to design mascots. Holy shit. On the other hand, the comedic timing of this video is impeccable

dang, the final lost MST3K episode was JUST found at a garage sale, and now it's on YouTube for all to enjoy. watch and be astounded that a 38-year-old VHS recording held up so nicely: youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...

I truly don't know what to say. I certainly didn't expect to hit the initial goal necessarily, let alone so quickly. All I can say for now is thank you, and I'll do my best to be worthy of all your kindness.

dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat! dr. mohan: oh my god. patient’s health is now 100% dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me me: no. i have to go home and post on bluesky — the world’s #1 site