wait they saturated every single cable network and could only get 3.2m? that's genuinely fucking hilarious

something something lucy football something yeah of fucking course he cancelled, he's not going to play politics when he thinks he's won

Trump just canceled this meeting

There they go again, making the left sound way cooler than it actually is.

it makes sense tbh. they fired all the game developers so now they need to hold a GDC just for the execs who are left

these tweets were almost back-to-back in my feed

man they are really pressing the gas pedal as hard as they can on this story. "This network can be used to disable cellphone towers. It can enable “denial of service” attacks which means, basically, they could block EMS or police from responding to a scene" yeah that's bc the cell network sucks

I'm really glad Pritzker is saying this now, to get people ready for the possibility. Because this is absolutely what Trump will do. He'll go arresting people at the ballot box to ensure that only his voters can vote. This is why he wants in-person elections - so he can 100% control them.

Hey if you’ve never seen the word before, you should probably look into it more before making completely baseless links to lifelong health conditions

No one’s gives a fuck about “abundance” except Klein-pilled op-ed casualties.

Antifaminophen.

think i'm going to take some tylenol to enhance my autism and go to bed early someone wake me if the rapture happens. unless i'm raptured. then i'll just see you on the other side or whatever.

is she trying to drum up some kind of support for saying newsom threatened her, so she can arrest him? because frankly i'd love to see that. the shitstorm that would follow would be glorious.

The Jeftovers

This is *stunningly* disingenuous, and the fact that Singal continues to enjoy a career writing at the highest levels about a topic that he either unwilling or incapable of discussing honestly is such an indictment of the Anglo-American prestige media.

I think if you're GWAR, having Libs of TikTok introduce you to her entire dingbat audience is probably the best thing that could possibly happen

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

i can't legally say what I _think_ should happen to David Smith and Sinclair, so i'll let you use your imagination, but please ruin these fucking bastards.

May I suggest payment processors and their bullshit puritanical crusades?

The regime has been overextending itself for a while, now. But now that it has openly DEMONSTRATED that weakness, I think we are going to be seeing a lot of folks suddenly growing a spine

i had almost this literal conversation with my endocrinologist earlier today. he said he's not gonna stop helping trans people until they force him, and told us to not worry about it until they force us too. it was...shockingly uplifting.

I can't promise I won't feel doom and gloom, but I will never give up. Like John Oliver said, "Fuck you. Make me."

"and a big thanks to everyone who stuck their neck out to make sure basically everyone in America watching tonight."

one, but it's a pretty heroic amount of cocaine.

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: i need someone to parallel play with while i built my lego sets

If being anti-fascist is "antiamerican" then supporting America is __________?

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

the kirk funeral rally got wall to wall coverage on cable news networks and yet still had the viewership of a wet fart and was called a pretend-nuremberg rally almost immediately by everyone with a platform the autism thing got called horseshit by THE FUCKING ASSOCIATED PRESS yeah. yeah.

Kirk Funeral flopped and the Tylenol announcement flopped. Two massive Ls after what seemed like an insurmountable advantage last week. These people will not last.

...this is fucking AI generated or AI retouched or something it looks like the sun is coming from three different places, the background is glitched, there's leaves actively morphing into the dog, everything has this weird faux-3d blending effect...

of. fucking. course it was him. every single time they need a journalist to write a hitpiece against trans people, they wheel his ass out from the klan basement he lives in.

“And believe me,” he added, “I know about putting liquid into children.”

fascists in the government, anti-fascists are the terrorists. joke of an administration

it would actually be discrimination for GWAR to avoid depicting the President getting disemboweled on stage.

Their tough guy act sure seems to disappear anytime the rest of us stick together and tell them to get fucked.

look i actually agree with the president about Tylenol which is why when i become president we are making Dilaudid available OTC

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Start torrenting. Now.

He's never been to a model train store has he

gonna get some mileage out of this image

i love having a general concept defined as a type of terrorism that doesn't exist under statute and is vague and wishwashy, i'm sure that's not going to be terribly abused at all whatsoever

this is how i know that israel is going to try to annihilate palestine very soon. the tide is turning worldwide, people are recognizing the horror. the clock is ticking on israel, they're going to be attacked militarily if they keep it up.

Incredible. Italy brought to a standstill as Italians descend to the streets to protest for Gaza. No business as usual. Schools closed. Businesses closed. Shameful on the rest of us. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

STORY UPDATED: DHS spox says the second secret flight “had stops in multiple countries to return illegal aliens to their home countries.” Spox also defended use of restraint device on the Ghana flight. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

I normally take ibuprofen for my assorted pains but now that I know tylenol is good for autism I may need to switch.

There's a wrong way and a right way to report this

Idk it feels like something is shifting. This tweet was also the language of the AP push alert, and just now the Times chimed in:

Unclear why anyone would take his assertions about lethal U.S. strikes in the Caribbean and drugs any more seriously than these claims.