shortstacks passive bonus is access to the secret menu at fast food restaurants

compliments make him feel shy

i gotta believe #Digimon

Imagine the squeeky sounds he would make when he walks around.

you ever see a character and you know they've got a hyper cock between their legs, even though they're explicitly depicted without genitals?

Commission || @railgunroulette.bsky.social

the ancient bangers continue www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iV_...

meant to post the gif version oops- but yeah, been trying out animation- here’s finally something I can show off lol!!!

need to make a video essay or two at some point, just to exorcise me of white whale topics. i want to make one about what i call Adult Affirming Media and its relationship to Grimdark as a genre. it’s a serious pet peeve and no one else is talking about it!

#NSFW: petrification, groping A body that nice is best appreciated by as many people as possible, perhaps in the town square! Petrification sketch for @brotherly.incest.observer and @ellhusky.bsky.social! #furryart

one of the weirdest things I’ve learned this holiday is that Avatar has a small but vocal fandom who evidently are desperate to treat a mediocre Pocahontas remake as groundbreaking cinema. i think if there is any type of narrative guaranteed to get me to instantly hate a story, it’s White Savior.

If I had a tail and paws it would be so much easier to get a fucking grip and live better

let me hotdog you. it’s safe, my peepee is too big to squeeze inside of you.

Wanted to draw myself in some lingerie, i feel really good about it!

The long walk out of town

I haven't posted one of these in a while, it's fatpad Friday 😏

Electric Chain Rat 🐀⚡

block lists seem like a useful feature for scrubbing any nazi out of your feed, but simultaneously, i am on a blocklist for being "pro ai" apparently, and one for "maga, trumpers, and people who say scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds", so i think you have to be choosy about the ones you use.

The energy I wanna take into 2026

⭐ Witch or Wizard 🌙

It really is a night of miracles.

a lot of the suffering i do about life is mostly because i'm actually rather fond of it. i cope with a maladaptive attachment to this clownshow by attempting to walk the razor's edge of apathy and enlightenment, however, neither has served me particularly well and i mostly find my feet very cut up.

练习

something something rent lowering gunshots

wonder if this boner peepee would look good disappearing into horse ass might have to experiment with this idea in the future

this is sick as fuck www.youtube.com/watch?v=Taqm...

🦖🐷🤤🌄 ft @charkonian.bsky.social

fat cartoon animal update: yup, thats a fat cartoon animal

The mpreg situation is crazy #mpreg

It really is a night of miracles.

not the song, but i promised to post ancient bangers last night at 4:00am. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYot...

got a white whale song i'm chasing down from twelve years ago, and i just can't imagine i'm going to find it. i've been stuck browsing monstercat songs and it's very probably not a monstercat song, but that was the point in time i was listening to this song. no lyrics, so it's going to be so hard.

merry christmas <3

Chapter three of Gnoll Way Home is now available early for Patreon backers! www.patreon.com/posts/146679...

“Dad, what’s wrong with my nose?” “I wish you were never born. I don’t care that you can already fly, the tremendous shame your nose has brought to our family makes me want to personally drown you in front of my boss who pays me no money and hates everyone in the North Pole unconditionally.”

I love watching the old stop motion Christmas movies because they’re fucking delirious. Like Donner dunking mercilessly on his one year old son, Santa being like “your dad is right to shame you, also I’m sexist”, a random prospector, and a gay elf is a Wholesome Christmas Movie.

the void left behind by online art galleries cant be replaced by the next twitter. its like biting into an apple and expecting it to taste like an orange. surprise, its still an apple.

i like my typhlosions like i like my men: deeply perverted and unable to respect personal space

Merry Christmas! Vic didn’t buy you a gift but I’m sure he’s got something else he can give you… (Art by my friend digs)

Doodle of a chums AC OC

me: i know i said im gay but that chikorita pussy picture i saw has really put things in perspective my psychologist: what the hell is a chikorita

going to start dredging up ancient bangers www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f6j...

where i create from

Merry Christmas everyone, for the season I’ve designed you a beautiful digital greeting card you can send to your personal friends and family, I think they would be very appreciative

thanks for being part of my life for another year. i hope i can continue to make art you’re interested in, between esoteric threads and nudes.

uh huh

thank you... here's your guy... i wanted to try !!