LRP: Sandwiching someone between shortstack asses would fix me. Me and who? I mean me and who? I mean me and who? I mean-

COM - Big Bootied Gammamons Picture for @vyrnen.bsky.social

Oh yeah, I forgot to say anything after I read the cards: I think they're very bad. They have strong recursion, but the payoff is highly lacking, they're inconsistent, and are easily interruptible. If they lack a way to get the cards you want to tribute on board, they can do absolutely nothing.

The new clown Yugioh cards they just revealed have a really good look to them. Don't have the effects fully translated yet, but I like them a lot aesthetically.

got my twitter download and oh baby does it have some good ones

Moogles are perfect, but it's hard to decide how I'd want mine to look. I like the koala-esque design with the smaller ears, bigger nose, and closed eyes, as well as the more rabbit-like design with the beady eyes and big ears.

Moogle familiar who can't get off without a face between his cheeks while he farts endlessly for half an hour.

All shortstacks should be using their asses for evil.

My account is like a 50/50 on incoming. The overhead is contextless posts about fighting/card games, the low is shortstack posting. Good luck. Except there's also a left-right mix and that's also shortstack posting, except with farts probably.

Calm in the face of any danger, skilled with a spear, and highly inscrutable. Sterling has been on the run as a rebel for a while, and earned himself plenty of scars along the way. Sterling reimagined as a Fulgori, courtesy of @donutskunk.bsky.social and their Aether Adrift RPG!

recent flat c🐺mm for @jordo4today.bsky.social tysm for your interest!

S-sorry for blocking the hallway folks, uh, @gxzero91.bsky.social and I miiight be stuck here for a bit. 😳💦

"Always happy to serve!" "Dude this latte's gonna be delicious." "I swear to god if I fuck up the art I'm throwing something" The thing about us cerberus is you can always tell exactly what's going through our heads :333 Art by the amazing @/howlonomy.bsky.social, go support them!!!

Calm in the face of any danger, skilled with a spear, and highly inscrutable. Sterling has been on the run as a rebel for a while, and earned himself plenty of scars along the way. Sterling reimagined as a Fulgori, courtesy of @donutskunk.bsky.social and their Aether Adrift RPG!

a sequel to a previous piece for @trilosukda.bsky.social !!  ittle be funny when their grip slips and they end up slapping together even more mixxed up together

Me and who?

I GOTTA post Calder here too. Featuring party member Tzano, who's really sneaky (Doesn't mean he can slip past Calder in a doorway thought) art by @dergorb.bsky.social !!

Need to be tf'd already. I've been waiting too long.

Uploading here for now until FA is up again! One of my favorite short stories I've written! What happens when you mix a controlling, crazy Yordle with a smart mouthed space raccoon. CW: Demeaning and humiliating themes. Lots of musk and underwear. Where to read: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I told him he could try to be sexier. ...Though I don't know how the toast bit is any relevant. #yordle #kled #leagueoflegends

This year, I want to make a move to go full pescatarian. I want to limit the amount of red meat I eat (for my heart especially), and I already don't eat much poultry or pork, so I think it'd be better for me in the long run.

Hey it's me, I am in the mood for yordles lately so expect some! Here's a cutie I made recently, "Arvell, the Lost Archivist". If anyone's interested, since I like game design I'll also post below his abilities, lore and such as if he was an actual character in LoL x3

Stitch butt 👅

Stitch 💦💦

This moogle melds all your materia, drinks all your poitions, and calls you a bitch.

Happy New Year! And Happy Birthday to @bootfromtv.bsky.social

Does anyone have that screenshot of somebody describing Final Fantasy X in terms of 9/11?

Shining a light on another pokesona I have, Flint the Sableye. Be spooketh!

Saying "kupo" has come so naturally to me, oh no. I can feel myself becoming fluffier and floatier by the second.

They don't call it the Churning Mists for nothing, kupo!

I realized what I want is a Moogle. Sorry my butt stinks so bad, kupo!

I'm short on time tonight. Hapnear.

Keep your eyes up and forward at all times. You'll never know when you'll walk face-first into a familiar pair of cheeks. Or, rather, a familiar's pair of cheeks.

Your party's fat-assed floating familiar that hovers right at face-height and doesn't realize he's constantly wafting rump reek in everyone's faces.

Sadon's reference sheets. Happy new year, everybody! #yordle #oc #leagueoflegends

hmm. this seems poorly thought out. luckily this picture is Full of distractions Comm for @idiotgiraffe.bsky.social! #kapricore.art #kapricore.comms

Wanted to end this year sharing my first yordle OC, Sadon! I'll post his reference sheets tomorrow. \^-^/ For now, here's a little info about him! #yordle #oc #leagueoflegends

Thank god combos aren't weight dependent in 2XKO because if they were I don't think we'd be able to do any damage to Teemo, he's just so heavy. Come to think of it, when did Teemo look like this again? Yordles don't get this big right? Comm for @meowmymyamo.bsky.social !!

I finally played Arc Raiders because I got it gifted for Christmas. I avoided buying it for the AI but I felt beholden to playing because it was a gift. However, thankfully, I can report the came is terrible. I do not understand how anyone is able to enjoy this generic garbage. Refunded.

What do you mean it’s hard to concentrate on blackjack when Rook’s clapping their fat ass right on the table? You should focus up before you make a mistake and lose it all :3 🖼️ by @sadtomato.bsky.social

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I have folded again. I made another yordle, and he's the gayest one yet.

A favorite of mine! Done by the wonderful @submarinescrew.bsky.social

Fat shortstack satyr imp that stays in your house after you summoned him because he can't go back to Hell until you fulfil your end of the contract (probably something immoral), so he's being the worst roommate imaginable.

I had to resleeve the cards anyway because they didn't fit in the outer sleeves I bought. Is it necessary to double sleeve them? Maybe not, but I spent an absurd amount on these and if any of them get damage, it's over.

a commission for @trilosukda.bsky.social !

Spending boxing day sorting and putting away 400 cards so I can spend tomorrow putting translation inserts into their sleeves.

All I want for Christmas is a man who will come barging into my room holding his ass and whining about how badly he needs to fart and is desperate to sit on my face.

Christmas is the one day a year where I really make an effort to dress nice. Break out the turtleneck and my dad's old watch. I'm dressing UP.

Opened one of the boxes because they were pre-owned and I wanted to make sure things were in order. Was worried about the condition of the character cards because they're a weird size to sleeve, but they CAME SLEEVED. I'm saved.