unlocked lucario in SSBU and suddenly I'm not being utterly decimated anymore, how curious

half a dozen donuts with a litre of milk after burgers got hands damn... Zoroark found passed out with chocolate bits on muzzle + milk with a sloshy tum

Comms for kFallen on FA 💜

me trying to get more into Smash Bros because I've been itching to play for years but the bots are kicking my ass and it's really annoying oops (I keep messsing up the recovery and why do some characters have moves that stun for like 5 seconds!!! looking at the kid icarus characters)

I just woke up why is my stomach making water dispenser noises

deeply strange Zoroark who's eaten probably 40-50 burgers and 20 pizzas in the last 30 days is pudgier than before and their gut/sides press into their arms while holding a controller who could have foreseen this outcome

fat zoroark with a massive hangover and 3000 calories of Irish cream in their gut (me) ough

mmmm in the mood for a few dozen donuts and a lot of milk.... urge to beg for food rising..

They call me a bad influence. They're right! art by @alleycatmomo.bsky.social

I know I got years to get fatter but I can't help but WANT a monthly 15-20lbs I needed to be 300lbs yesterday already first year I put on 70lbs and last year I only put on like 10lbs and lost a bunch too aghh frustrating

I think the milkshakes got to me definitely struggling with the last few burgers oops that's what I get for drinking too much shake

still the mood today but apparently now it's the Irish cream making me belch frequently why does it do that

licking my chops at the Irish cream just a tad creature brained today perhaps and buzzed soft too as a treat

mmmmm tubby Zoroark having burgers for breakfast and a humble bottle of Irish cream definitely not full of cream, definitely

bump com for @/featheredsnek.bsky.social

drawing with my mouse is a game changer for a lazy lug like me (no energy from depression or something in reality) so I get to eat burgers and belch while drawing myself eating burgers and belching

I think the milkshakes got to me definitely struggling with the last few burgers oops that's what I get for drinking too much shake

oughhg full of milkshakes, ough.. full zoroark gut

tubby zoroark snack: - 9 burgers - 2 milkshakes - 0.6l of soda and fries I'm trying to think of what I missed but the paper bags are full of wrappers so I don't know oops

Snake #snake

TUMMY YCH BATCH 1 WOO YEAH

breaking : tubby zoroark hungry and lazy, potentially very drunk but that's a mystery

Another very sweet birthday gift from the fattest Pokémon @esron.bsky.social

For @sussykoboldad.bsky.social!

"You will fatten up for me, won't you?" The horse says softly as he lays on you gut in front of you. You're already huge, you weigh more than a car but still he asked. "I want you so much bigger, heavier, lost in a hedonistic gluttonous bliss." He continued as he stuffed more food in your maw.

mmm I need to write more but I also want to post it somewhere and perhaps get some motivation out of people enjoying it or having fun ideas over what will happen next I really wish I had something to fix my motivation issues with

finally finished Z-A, "only" took me 32 hours for some slightly weak end but cool visuals so not too bad, really good game otherwise though!

fish on the brain #fatfur

mmmm okay yeah I'm definitely fatter than last month despite weighing less zoroark eats 40 burgers in less than a month and then wondering why their whole body is pudding no matter how hard they tense their muscles or try to suck it in

this is ridiculous

I keep being tempted to just make a new account for some stuff but ough I literally can't be bothered barely any traction here when I just yap about something! it's called social media, I want to actually be social (I think everyone is just slightly hesitant so no one makes a move to reply oops)

Just got my new health premium cost and it's a lot more than before, yaaaaay ! (also car is dead aaaa) I'll likely be starting a proper fundraiser stream when I get back home since I've had some wild ideas to put on a proper show, but if you'd like to help out in the meantime, ko-fi.com/ompuco

the MS Paint doodle is still a mood

silly Lucario I don't think he'll recover after that any time soon

Wanted to make a sona to capture my anxiety and this fella got made. Say hello to the totally not cryptid Tiser :P

as a heads up, do not comment pedantic lectures on a post of mine that took me 3 brain cells to make which ended up with a typo I will in fact block you for less too

just had an epiphany I only NOW realised why one side of my (whatever you'd call a moustache that isn't bushy) is shorter than the other side I have a tick that's ripping out beard hair and it somehow only now occurred to me that that is why one side is less hairy

Cy found a new frend

there should be a job where I get paid to eat as much as possible and to pack on weight scarily quickly why is that not a thing

pokemon brainrot so bad you feel like puking over super mystery dungeon because you can't experience it again and other reasons truly amazing brain connections

local fatass wakes up and is immediately ravenous but alas there is no junk food for them damn I really wish I was around 500lbs now

messy art

me lovingly drawing a shaded piece and posting it only for the mouse drawn fat fuck Zoroark (me) burying a specific person getting like 6x the traction, silly

silly Lucario I don't think he'll recover after that any time soon

messy art

very normal about lrp definitely not goals, totally not

The wait for 2026 is over Now the weight for 2026 has just begun. 🎨: yopyop156 on FA!

i think people should pay me to eat food for totally normal reasons