I gave up my Observer subscription when the Guardian sold it to Tortoise and immediately sacked @carolecadwalla.bsky.social . I still take the Saturday Guardian, but found this really difficult to read in the Eye.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

Hopefully deliberating over who’s gonna administer the final blow

Hmm. @privateeyenews.bsky.social

Mixing up genres? Here's a great one.

@bsrg1.bsky.social All set up for a montage of Nancy looking sad on Wednesday night. 🎶Why does it always rain on meeeeeee?!

Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.

love it when we scissor each other on the group ride

utterly incapable of grace

Stephen Miller is employing state terror in service of the open goal of shifting the ethnic mix of the country. In numerous ways he's doing this at the expense of public safety. We spent weeks reporting on Miller's real aims. Here's the result. We hope you'll read: newrepublic.com/article/2041...

no quote captures Trump voters more than this from 2019: www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

This is a real headline on the New York Times website. Support independent media.

"The Church is riven by deep disputes over doctrine...The country itself reflects that—... profoundly precarious, chronically exposed to threats from without and within. It is at risk economically, culturally, socially and, I would say, morally." Danny Kruger, 17 July 2025

Is it because you write about it in the Daily Mail? Oh - it actually is.

St Mirren fans tonight

Nobody has ever looked more like they’re the non darts playing half of a Bullseye team.

Thinking earlier about this very specific Sliding Doors moment, and wondered how those in the alternate timeline are doing now.

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

I had to look twice at this because at first I thought Colin the Caterpillar had been in some kind of awful accident

Imagine confessing you let a car’s OS turn you into a toddler.

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

“My own government has turned into my enemy”

I can’t unsee this

I lost it around 40 seconds in 😂

Wtf kind of cognitive test was it? He can tell a picture of a giraffe from a grapefruit? Big deal. I can do that on mushrooms. Once, when I was in a bad state, my doctor had me draw a clock face. I aced that too. Got all sixteen numbers in place.

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

Even with the titles and land stuff it was not unusual for Victorian toffs to change their surname to make it easier to inherit some bit of land. The idea of a straight patrilineal line of whiteness back to King Arthur etc is just bollocks (which is to support @jonnelledge.bsky.social’s point).

Quite fancy that as a job title. ‘Hey there, I’m Bob and I’m a State Genitalia Inspector. At your service’

Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.

Greatest country in the world my hairy dirtbox

The cunt’s aff his chump #62305

Adding a victorious manager peeking at Wilfried Nancy’s tactics every time Wilfried Nancy’s Celtic lose

Little known fact: “Reijnders” is how King Charles pronounces the British version of Baseball.

@bsrg1.bsky.social My word. Watching the game? What a fucking pile of shite we are right now

How did the USA build the world's most powerful military and economy without also building protections to keep a Mafia thug racist nutcase from getting his hands on the levers?

Australian news reporting that the hero bystander here is named Ahmed al Ahmed. Muslim, father of two.

Spiffing weather for the final later. Poor Nancy may not have caught sight of the sun since landing here

Amethyst sky this morning in Glastonbury. Photo taken about an hour before sunrise. It was such a vivid strange colour.

WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney

Lick My Juicy Gash It's 9:00AM

Look, we all need something to cheer us up, so: happy Todger Strunk day to all who celebrate

Three weeks without a Reform representative on Laura Kuenssberg! Anyone would think we were avoiding questions about election fraud, MEPs taking Russian bribes, me being a racist bully at school, Reform officials calling LBGT people nonces or my dodgy house purchase.

Crazy eyes

gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law

wish I had seen this before I finished all my Christmas shopping

Is that Rod Stewart sitting there smirking??!

The country is dealing with another mass shooting on a university campus and the golden cow is busy worshipping himself…

Those poor people. This is a dystopia. We live in a dystopia papered over with advertisements.