Did anyone remix Insomniac by Andrea Leadsom?

I'm not a plumber. But I'm pretty sure that's not how sinks work.

GERRINWIVIT!!!! 💪

Jeff Landry, American Idiot in Greenland.

We’ve come a long way, baby

wanna feel old, this is the Chernobyl elephant’s foot today

My uber ride just now was ten minutes of silence and then (driver pointing) “that was Manson’s house when he was planning the murders” and then silence again

When I’m fully disassociated and I put on my active listening face

This guy is about to ask you if he can crash on your couch.

There’ll be dancing in the streets of Arsenal tonight

and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q/)

Big payday for some Capitol tourists. Who were Antifa.

Goodnight. "Monument to Peace" (also known as the "Angel of Peace") located near the village of Nukriani in Georgia. The monument was created by Nugzar Manjaparashvili in the 1970s.

First photos leaked of Southampton spying team

I thought living in a real life Paul Verhoeven movie would at least be funnier

So it looks like, “paid crisis actor” is finally going to be a real thing. Alex Jones must be so proud.

tennis too. They once did this experiment where two guys who were only allowed to serve but knew no other shots at all played a match at Wimbledon, their names were Isner and mahut. I wonder what happened to them after they went back to whatever their real jobs were

He’s struggling to keep his claws from coming out

Respect For Friend Drops After Reading Book They Recommended

this is a masterpiece

No you shouldn't be at all worried that a crazy authoritarian president is desperate to build a tall building full of sniper nests in the middle of the capital city.

Reminded of Billy Connolly’s wee rant about ‘Wait Person’

Almost no british politicians speak as if their imagined audience is normal people, as opposed to journalists and each other, and when they do the imagined normal person is thick as shit

It was kind of Robert Jenrick to set me up for an obvious joke at his expense.

Not the latest Damien Hirst installation but my friend's dog, Edie, having hydrotherapy.

Oh man the baby sun from Teletubbies got old. Jesus he looks like Woodstock from Peanuts on cocaine. He looks like Stuart Hall in a wind tunnel.

In an unusual flight path, jet flies into World Trade Center.

4% of Labour Party members pick Wes Streeting as their first choice for Labour leader

This brought me joy.

Cliff Richard looks like Joe Biden if he was a Las Vegas magician

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

I so loathe this word. See also consuming content. I read books. I watch films. I listen to music. It’s not all interchangeable monetisable fodder.

More like Popeye the fucking Sailor Man

If Americans don't take to the street with fucking torches & pitchforks when Trump announces his $1.7B looting of the US Treasury, then America as a democratic Republic is truly dead. Watching from the cuck chair while he takes that money will be the most pathetic end to what was once a great nation

Staunch

This Gawain Towler cunt on c4 news is a bit of a heeby jeeby

“I’m telling you the Hertz won, the final whistle wasnae blown. We’re here for oor trophy” Another day another BBC phone-in…

❗️A 🇷🇺Russian soldier starts hitting a 🇺🇦Ukrainian drone that fell next to him with a stick.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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Real Madrid latest

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Tova Noel -- the corrections officer who last saw Jeffrey Epstein, is scheduled to testify before Congress today. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

Does remind me of a colleague in my tech support days who used to spread butter with a screwdriver

Impressed by the lack of spillage

More #cartoon #originalart - this time one that appeared in The Oldie. #monarchoftheglen

Homophobic dad: Oh you like being GAY? How about you fuck this whole CARTON of men

💥 Two US fighter jets (Navy EA-18G Growler jets) collided mid-air during an airshow at Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho. All four pilots reportedly ejected safely. 5/17/26

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