Just me walking up the road so I can turn round and march back down again like a tit for the camera.

Ouch...

Scenes

Great stuff. Also enjoyed this incidental 1960 news snippet: “Have you ever felt there was something lacking in your life? Yesterday this void was filled for me. I tasted my first circular sausage.” “I am like the man who first took the middle out of a doughnut…I have done that for the sausage."

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

Trump Sees Hunter Biden   Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One

Tough day for spine-bereft self-loathing murder junkies

Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.

Anna's Hummingbird feathers contain no pigment at all. Their intense magenta glow comes entirely from hollow melanosomes refracting light like a prism.

@bsrg1.bsky.social How’s it doon there today? Beautiful here. 21. Cool breeze. Everyone will be trying to move here soon. Lovely French girls for one and all!

'We used to laugh at Iceland and Norway - now these people have passed us by in terms of bringing on young players.' - Tommy Burns, 1997

Beautiful tribute

Never forget 😔

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Talk TV presenter Kevin O'Sullivan here, shortly after the police warn that media speculation about Ann Widdecombe's murder risks jeopardising their investigation

He never deleted it.

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

Morning. Reza here

Boating shoes on too. I find them really fucking creepy for some reason. Second only to those chequered Vans slip-ons. And Gucci loafers

It's tragic Lindsey Graham did not get to go out on his own preferred terms, buried alive in Donald Trump's White House Pyramid alongside his gold and other concubines.

There’s a drone device in that ball

What would a Swiss pen win do for the conspiracy theories? Sepp Blatter is actually in charge??

Why don’t the Swiss fans practice mass yodelling?

pausa de hidratación

pausa de hidratación

This is going to give me an Embolo-ism.

Hope Embolo’s broon paper bag is worth it

What Trump has done to our Canadian friends & neighbors regarding the Gordie Howe bridge is f’n shameful mob boss BS. They paid over 6 billion to build it, we had agreed all along w/plan & then he demanded 50% of the tolls & co-ownership to allow it to open. Boycott US goods CA.

A leap like a Scottish salmon there

If Jared Kushner paid €110m to buy an island in Albania that has no fresh water from a guy who did not own it, it would help explain why his negotiations with Iran on behalf of the US have not been entirely successful

Looking forward to Argentina vs. Switzerland: Who Holds More Nazi Gold?

Me reviewing a paper outside my field

Solidarity with comrade Mbappe

🎶 Hold me closer lanky striker 🎶 #NorEng

Hi England, here’s the Christmas tree we’re sending you for Trafalgar Square this year.

Well, at least you managed your North Sea Oil endowment in a vastly more intelligent and socially beneficial manner than the Brits.

Shocking images of Luis Suarez looking around before quietly biting some child’s ear

Spence

Someone called this the Strand of God. 🤣

Mini stramash just then

i never knew soccer was so dependent on vector auto regression or that so many soccer fans would be so upset about it

POV your monastery is cooked

This is what happens when Norway go back to the dressing room. They relax into their natural state as pencil sketch animations