"They gave me a gift, they were very nice, it's a beautiful gift and very valuable, but I can't tell you what it is..." - President Knucklehead

Lord have mercy! Just give me a Pepsi...😕

Have you heard about Lazarus syndrome? It's also called auto-resuscitation. It's when the heart spontaneously starts beating after you've been declared dead. Mostly it happens when you're in the morgue, but in very rare cases, you have to dig your way out...😕😔no rest for us.

Happy Saint Patricks day everyone.☘️ Below is the transcription of the engraving from his breast plate. There's something in it for us today...☘️🕊

How to make your own bread. 2 cups wheat flour 1/2 cup water 1 tbsp olive oil 1/4 tsp salt. Mix ingredients into a dough. Kneed. Divide and flatten. Bake at 450°F for 3-5 mins each side. You may need this information one day...😔

Relax, I'm fine.

"If you let the Devil lick behind your ears, you best wash thoroughly, lest necrosis taketh thy face" Laz 1:6

When does the SS Greys anatomy mercy ship dock in Greenland? It's going to be pretty embarrassing when nobody goes there...Lord have mercy 😔😅

Happy Valentines Day everyone♥️

They're not like horses. When they get moody they do this. I'll never make it to the post office at this rate🙄

I said "don't climb on the fish tank" "leave the fish alone" "you'll have an accident" but do you listen? Noooooo. See what happens? Now you can sit there and think about it while you dry off...😕🙄

Did you know that camels have three rows of eyelashes? So stylish.

Dear Catherine, As your new life begins, we just want to say thank you and well done...😔 We will miss you.🕊✨️

🙄...😁😁😁

I made one of those circular things...I see you there my friends.❤️🐪 thankyou for being there.

The forecasts for this weekends freezing horrible storm is looking really bad. The main problem will be power failures and fresh water. Please prepare 🙏 and bring your animals inside. I'm giving Salomé the guest room for the weekend...she'll be alright in there. Bless everyone. Stay safe✨️😥

Someone really should put a few drops of Novichek in his diapers.

I wonder how long it will take for Trump to send Machado an invoice for the $1.2 million dollar cash that was included in the Nobel award?

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Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.

"Somewhere beneath the sky is the work which you alone were meant to do." Julia Smith Brashear Stay focused friends, we're meant to be here in this time. We are each on a mission. 🕊✨️🐪 And may God have mercy on us all!

What does he mean by 'western hemisphere' he wants control of the western hemisphere. What? #Bewildered

Behold: My prediction for 2026.

Keep it down in there you lot!!! Some of us are trying to sleep!

Happy New Year everyone ✨️ And may God have mercy on us all. 🙏🕊

Did he just blow-up the port in Venezuela? Where is congress? Will the Dept of War explain anything?😔

Goodbye dear Brigitte, Fly free🕊 Thank you and well done.😔🙏✨️

We hate the cold...I'm bringing her into the house...you might hear my wife yelling at me...😔

I say new laws need enacting that “ALL” future presidential candidates must pass a rigorous psych exam by a team of independent doctors. Full stop. It must be made into law for future generations. Pass this along to someone with influence ‼️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Dear ICE agents, Defect. It's not too late to make this right. Your own soul cries out to you.

Damn it!

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Dear President Liberace, You are a monumental knuckle head and an incredulous liar. We're not going to let you or anyone else get away with hurting more than a thousand girls. #ReleaseTheFilesUnredactedNow

I'm reposting this because it's therapeutic...I like pretending it's really happening.

Horrific. people.com/rob-reiner-w...

Saturday dance party! 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃 Share a dance gif and follow everyone who does. 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺 Repost Repost Repost 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃

Happy birthday Dick Van Dyke. 100 years on Earth.

Did you know that St.Christopher was a different type of human? He was a Cynocephali...known in his day as the dog headed saint. Modern depictions of him have him as a human...fear not, there are many types of peoples, some of them come from the moons of space...Christopher was from India.

WOW

The rest of it had garage spiders. So...you know, it's still nice.😔

I thought I'd be good at taxidermy. Maybe nice Christmas presents I thought. Nobody likes them...😔

One time I had a crush on an alien. I'm very open minded for a saint.

Fly now and poop ye on every MAGA hat thou sees.

It's time. Repost please.

I couldn't kill him...he looked at me with his 8 eyes and for a moment, he actually looked like me! 😕😕😕 He's now known as the Lazarus spider, he can live in the corner for a thousand years, after that, he's on his own...🙄

It was an embarrassing meeting. MBS was in total control, although he struggled to suppress his laughter at trumps comentary and decorating skills...the memory of Jamal Kashogi and the victims of 9/ll was hurt today in the oval office by the president.

Oh my sweet Charlotte, What has happened to thee? 😔