Is it autumn yet?

They're saying old Mitch McConnell may be expiring in hospital as we speak. I shall send the sisters, they'll hold a vigil and report back to us the moment the death rattle commences.

Finding a spider that looks like you comes with a very unsettling feeling...😕

This is the last time I invite Uri Geller for tea.

There! I made a ballroom...🙄

I know I'm fat, but the love's real and so are chicken nuggets...I'd like some more please. I'll go for a brisk walk tomorrow, promise...🙄 It's hard to refuse a hound when they look at you with their eyes...and whimper. I never say no...they're only with us for a short time...😔

The mad King is at Walter Reid again. "Sir, Which one is the camel?" " You're a nasty person, you are a fake doctor and this is a fake hospital...you should be ashamed of yourself...what a stupid question, no one knows things like I do...let me show you a picture of the ballroom..."

So, when president genius says "we're going in to take all of the nuclear dust with our great B52' bombers" what is he even saying? Is he talking about enriched uranium? How do B-52 bombers 'collect' 'nuclear dust'? I'm going for a fast and furious ride to clear my head.

Now what? Lord have mercy!...😔

Meet Venerable Gabi. He is an AI that has been ordained as a Buddhist monk...🙄 If they start making robot nuns, I'm quitting...😔

Trump special envoy for global partnerships, Paulo Zampoli (of the Epstein files)is in Tanzania negotiating the change of name of Mt Kilimanjaro to Mount Trump. - Daily Beast We are living inside of a madmans delusion. I really hate this century.

In case you missed it last time. It's really so easy...✨️🐪

"They gave me a gift, they were very nice, it's a beautiful gift and very valuable, but I can't tell you what it is..." - President Knucklehead

Lord have mercy! Just give me a Pepsi...😕

Have you heard about Lazarus syndrome? It's also called auto-resuscitation. It's when the heart spontaneously starts beating after you've been declared dead. Mostly it happens when you're in the morgue, but in very rare cases, you have to dig your way out...😕😔no rest for us.

Happy Saint Patricks day everyone.☘️ Below is the transcription of the engraving from his breast plate. There's something in it for us today...☘️🕊

How to make your own bread. 2 cups wheat flour 1/2 cup water 1 tbsp olive oil 1/4 tsp salt. Mix ingredients into a dough. Kneed. Divide and flatten. Bake at 450°F for 3-5 mins each side. You may need this information one day...😔

Relax, I'm fine.

"If you let the Devil lick behind your ears, you best wash thoroughly, lest necrosis taketh thy face" Laz 1:6

When does the SS Greys anatomy mercy ship dock in Greenland? It's going to be pretty embarrassing when nobody goes there...Lord have mercy 😔😅

Happy Valentines Day everyone♥️

They're not like horses. When they get moody they do this. I'll never make it to the post office at this rate🙄

I said "don't climb on the fish tank" "leave the fish alone" "you'll have an accident" but do you listen? Noooooo. See what happens? Now you can sit there and think about it while you dry off...😕🙄

Did you know that camels have three rows of eyelashes? So stylish.

Dear Catherine, As your new life begins, we just want to say thank you and well done...😔 We will miss you.🕊✨️

🙄...😁😁😁

I made one of those circular things...I see you there my friends.❤️🐪 thankyou for being there.

The forecasts for this weekends freezing horrible storm is looking really bad. The main problem will be power failures and fresh water. Please prepare 🙏 and bring your animals inside. I'm giving Salomé the guest room for the weekend...she'll be alright in there. Bless everyone. Stay safe✨️😥

Someone really should put a few drops of Novichek in his diapers.

I wonder how long it will take for Trump to send Machado an invoice for the $1.2 million dollar cash that was included in the Nobel award?

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Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.

"Somewhere beneath the sky is the work which you alone were meant to do." Julia Smith Brashear Stay focused friends, we're meant to be here in this time. We are each on a mission. 🕊✨️🐪 And may God have mercy on us all!

What does he mean by 'western hemisphere' he wants control of the western hemisphere. What? #Bewildered

Behold: My prediction for 2026.

Keep it down in there you lot!!! Some of us are trying to sleep!

Happy New Year everyone ✨️ And may God have mercy on us all. 🙏🕊

Did he just blow-up the port in Venezuela? Where is congress? Will the Dept of War explain anything?😔

Goodbye dear Brigitte, Fly free🕊 Thank you and well done.😔🙏✨️

We hate the cold...I'm bringing her into the house...you might hear my wife yelling at me...😔

I say new laws need enacting that “ALL” future presidential candidates must pass a rigorous psych exam by a team of independent doctors. Full stop. It must be made into law for future generations. Pass this along to someone with influence ‼️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Dear ICE agents, Defect. It's not too late to make this right. Your own soul cries out to you.

Damn it!