Such an honor to host California Rising with @dgcomedy.bsky.social. Thanks to our listeners, we raised over $60,000 for dem house races in California 💙🌊💙

Tina Peters sided with Donald Trump’s Big Lie over our democracy. Reducing her sentence is an insult to Coloradans and a reward to a wannabe king. crow.house.gov/media/press-...

Senile Satan: “President Xi wanted to give me two of these while I was leaving. I had to remind him, I don’t like dogs — especially English Sheepdogs.”

Me me me me me me me me me

Trump is just soooooooo easy to play.

It's disgusting

A massive bee attack at the White House, which means the locusts are on their way.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... 🤬 fyi

This is the absolute truth! 💯

Many people are saying that Trump stopped at a Beijing factory before leaving China, screaming at the children, “Let’s get moving on the Trump phone and don’t forget to stamp it Made in the USA!”

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis commuted the sentence of Tina Peters: a county clerk who spun a web of lies to help a self-proclaimed tech wiz access sensitive info on her county's voting machines, hoping it would prove lies about the 2020 election. What are we doing here? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/15/u...

Curious: how many non violent offenders are in Colorado prisons for non violent offenses? Do they get pardons too?

Polis remains a strong candidate for the Dem with the most negative WAR in the entire country as the governor of what has become a solidly blue state just an absolute clown, freeing an unrepentant wannabe election thief at the behest of a failing tyrant with a 35% approval rating

governor brainworms

Hey Coloradans, please flood your governor with angry phone calls and emails.

She's sorry she got caught and went to jail.

This is an EXCELLENT idea. Also, if you’re a white player who plays for these states, you’re racist. Transfer somewhere else.

Watch the full video here: youtu.be/7hVvfL1MLec

Scott MacFarlane slams the legacy media over its handling of January 6 coverage: They allowed the space and the void for Trump to step in and try to rewrite it, to craft a different narrative, to flat-out lie.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... #EpsteinFiles

Trump swore he’d lower costs and he’s done nothing but raise them. Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger promised the same thing—and she just delivered a $35 insulin cap in less than four months. ❤️ Hit the like button to thank her! Read about her massive victory: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trumps-bra...

www.thebulwark.com/p/youre-gett... #Trump is insane.

Do you understand why Nigel is so anti Net Zero? He gets paid to be. He puts foreign oil interests over the UK’s stability of being energy self-sufficient. www.desmog.com/2026/04/30/r...

Y’all have seen how Kash Patel operates. Does anyone really think he did this to honor the fallen? 📌 The FBI Director took a rare snorkeling tour of Pearl Harbor, where 900 people died when the Japanese bombed the USS Arizona in WWII.

Wordle 1,791 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 a 3 one more time 😍

Ethics bombshell: New OGE reports reveal 3,642 stock trades in tRump’s name in just Q1 2026—$220M–$750M in companies his own admin regulates (Nvidia, Meta, Oracle, Boeing & more). He promised to drain the swamp. Instead he used the presidency to line his pockets. mcsp.short.gy/eMKS

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How have more people not resigned in embarrassment there yet? www.huffpost.com/entry/alexan...

BREAKING: The DOJ is now 146 days overdue in releasing the Epstein files.

Xi was not talking about the United States from two years ago. I don’t understand who is the target audience for this kind of absurd spin.

Let’s not doubt Trump reportedly agreeing to take $1.7 billion of our taxpayer money rather than $10 billion is any less of an egregious abuse of power.

THIS STORY DEMANDS WAY MORE ATTENTION Trump sued the IRS for $10 billion-claiming they harmed him by leaking his tax returns Trump of course controls the IRS Trump may order the IRS to "settle" this case for $1.7 billion of taxpayer money, placed in a slush fund controlled by-you guessed it-Trump

i’ve been thinking of what could even be said about such a tragedy. someone said it best that trans people are “born so late and die so young”. we uproot our lives and transition and live more life than anyone else ever does and society punishes us for it. we deserve better

Letterman helps himself to a parting gift (or two), before 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' signs off next Thursday.

My dog when someone says the word “treat.”

Colbert had Letterman on. It was hilarious. Next week is last week for Colbert. I will miss him!

This is the way.

I never realized how accurate the state’s nickname was. 🤭

WE CAN OUTVOTE THESE CLOWNS IF ONLY ALL THE NON VOTERS WOULD JUST GET THE FUK UP OFF THE COUCH AND VOTE😳 if we get a 2/3+ blue majority A lot can be done to stop this train wreck🤬

1/1/26 I'VE BEEN AROUND MANY MANY MOONS AND I HONESTLY BELIEVE THIS🤬

I TELL YOU WHAT REGARDLESS OF WHAT HAPPENS DURING THE NEXT ELECTION, TRUMP HAS ONE GUARANTEE IN HIS BACK POCKET WHEN IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY JD VANCE WILL PARDON HIM😳 you see no one in this country learned from the last time we were in this situation That's why we're back in this situation again

Yikes— Rep Ogles now claims raised $25K for a child’s burial garden he never built was from him & family (he says he donated to a cancer charity🤔) but Phil Williams heard otherwise: www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha... (WAYBACK MACHINE has receipts: williamsonwrong.substack.com/p/the-52-sol...)

Nothing screams fascism more than creating a department in the FBI solely to go after your political enemies. When we take back the House in November, I will not stop until Trump and his cronies are held responsible for their illegal abuse of the power of the federal government.

Five years ago, Donald Trump incited an insurrection to overturn a free and fair election. Today, his attacks on our democracy have only increased. To stop him, we not only need fighters in Congress but we need ones who know how to win. Join me in this battle.

here again we see this idea that american citizens do not have rights apart from what their states provide.

BREAKING: Supreme Court preserves mail access to widely used abortion pill mifepristone for now, as litigation continues. www.ms.now/deadline-whi...

"Republicans have to gerrymander because they can’t win the hearts and minds of enough voters outright...None of this would be necessary if Republicans believed they could win the midterm elections on the merits. But they don’t, and they know it." This, exactly.

@joycewhitevance.bsky.social argues a SCOTUS voting-rights ruling has sparked an escalating partisan gerrymandering race to the bottom. She says GOP is using redistricting to lock in power, weaken minority representation, while Democrats scramble to counter in kind. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

I read hundreds of pages of Epstein testimony from Trump’s Commerce Secretary and Ghislaine Maxwell’s boyfriend so you don’t have to. joycevance.substack.com/p/forgetting...

Join us tonight, Thursday, at 8 pm ET open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...