Capitol Riot Funding. Trump and every Republican is cheering that they can now use your taxpayer dollars to pay one of their favorite Jan 6th criminals, Robert Keith Packer, pictured below in an official Trump Family approved shirt.

I read the article. I don't want to be too judgy...but the interviews suggest they're idiots... Okay, okay, let's just say they haven't really thought things through.

BREAKING NEWS: Republicans cheered when Trump pardoned Robert Keither Packer, shown below wearing his favorite shirt. Now Republicans want to take taxpayer money and pay a settlement to Packer because he spent time in prison for crimes committed on January 6th. Republicans are dangerous.

Stop pointing at children, Donald.

Make them pay...

I know how you feel, but for this moment in time (now until Nov elections) I offer this for your consideration: American independents are so utterly exhausted by the naked corruption of the Republicans, they will join the Dems in Nov. & demolish those GOP assholes. This time: Right thing wins.

Ship a truckload to the White House.

Aliens: Please collect your Republicans and bring them back to Uranus. Thank you... Earth

Melabia gets a laugh by saying her fellow Ghislaine bestie has "empathy that transcends the role"...of command in chief. Source: USA Today share.google/JOe9bTT12LHw...

If they're not political actors, as he says, why does Roberts care at all what Americans think about the Court? Roberts is always duplicitous. His record is perfect in that regard.

That's bullshit. That airport hasn't been modernized since George Washington landed there.

Why are white voters without a college degree such irredeemable assholes? Is it genetics?

Sounds like an Appeasefire.

Saphier is a disastrous choice for Surgeon General.

BREAKING NEWS: We have an asshole: @thevalkyrierides.bsky.social

BREAKING: Jerome Powell leaves seashell message as he announces his intent to remain on the Federal Reserve Board.

The Obama family would like a word Melabia, as you saw fit to gleefully spread the racist birther conspiracy which endangered their children.

Dear Ms. Gluesenkamp Perez: Please stop sniffing douchenozzles.

Every Governor with an ounce of loyalty to the Constitution should do this and hold multiple press conferences to outline exactly how we'll keep the Republicans from destroying the Republic.

WHCD: White House Collaborators Dinner.

Well, looks like you're the story now. I have to laugh. Funny to see you over on XTwitter doing your best Lindy Li.

BREAKING NEWS: No one took a shot at the Epstein Files.

Please make a list of the collaborators who attend and explicitly support bigotry and fascism. Since we're not watching the correspondents dinner, we don't know which "journalists" to shame and boycott afterward.

I disagree. Melabia gleefully embraced and spread the racist birther lie. She helped inject that poison of bigotry into our society and our politics. She is a vile and disgusting person, who does lasting harm to the principles of harmony, good will and justice. I don't like racists.

Now that's what I call a Flat Tax. 😬

At this point the White House is essentially a bunch of disembodied penises and Melabia. Scary stuff...

It was just a matter of time before these maniacs went with: It's good Hormuz closed. Americans with a brain understand markets are global. I wish Republicans had brains 🧠

Post a pic of yourself as a Doctor!!!

Note to White House press corps: PRINT THIS OUT and hold it up when you ask Karoline Leavitt to comment...😇

Greenland, you are in danger.

Monotheism is WEAK on crime...😬

Thank you always for your statesmanship. Every time you post tens of millions of people miss the normalcy. Although you won't say anything about it...it still is fun to imagine what you thought when Melabia went off half cocked last week...

Here's a sentence I never thought I would write: "Donald, I really don't care what Pope you think you want."

Hungary today...

Will ONE fucking reporter ask him?: "Do you support this war Vance, and if so, when did that support start?" (JFC I'm sick of newsreaders.)

Hungary opened a big can of Hormuz on Victor fucking Orban.

Maria Naziromo would say "Right" if Trump said he's discovered oil on Uranus and he doesn't need NATO to take it from the Uranians.

Wait a second...Trump's answer only justifies his bombing of Iran last summer, thereby admitting there was no Iran nuke threat in 2026. This gets to the heart of the insanity of Trump's war of choice.

And Melabia gives a speech threatening anyone who dares try to sully her reputation:

Dear M! We hardly know each other, just randomly bumping into same social circle jerks. Hope you don't mind me calling you "M" even though we hardly know each other. Yeah, JEJE got a story. Cool huh? You should convert, you know, because he gets to not give a fuck about Chreestmas stuff.

Donald Trump approval ratings are so bad Lindy Li is expected to flip flop flip back to the Dems. (I'm kidding I think.) www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Trump's approval is collapsing so fast it could form a black hole.

She is Sara Eisen and gets paid by CNBC to look for ways to profit on the deaths of thousands or even millions of people. If you had a choice between Hitler, Stalin or Sarah Eisen to represent what's wrong with humanity, Sara Eisen would be the obvious choice.

What a complete and total putz. 🙄

Sara Eisen gets paid by CNBC to look for ways to profit on the deaths of thousands or even millions of people. She's everything that's wrong with humanity and out of her motherfucking mind.

The civilization Trump and the Republicans want to destroy: IT'S OURS.

My...what big...ears you have Melabia.

Who wired Trump's jaw shut.

The Cheshire Cat is more sincere and can physically muster a smile.

How is it, with the internet and all, we have no damn past?