I see images of Markwayne Mullin, along with Melabia in stilettos trying to read English to children.

No, but if you ever again play "Born In The USA" at one of your fucking Nuremberg rallies Springsteen is gonna sue you Trump, you degenerate Republican child.

Breaking: Pam Bondi is entering a joint venture with Melabia to open the first Florida franchise of the Ghislaine Maxwell Finishing School for Girls. (My spelling is perfect!!)

Godspeed Voyagers

Let the record reflect I see no purpose or socially redeeming value in watching Trump spew his horseshit tonight. I am not watching it. I am quite particularly not watching it on CBS.

I feel less safe. And I'm on Olympus. Americans surely do NOT feel safer...

Be careful. Those rank and file Republicans are flocking to Nick Fuentes. These Republican assholes will not get friendlier, or less racist, less xenophobic...they will get deadlier. Make no peace with them. Ever.

BREAKING NEWS: Rank and File Republicans are growing tired of Trump and embracing Nick Fuentes at an exponential rate. The GOP is moving on.

But Irony: The immigrant wife lied to gain entry into the United States, making justification for her deportation more reasonable than 99% of the deportations carried out by the felon. I dislike Melabia.

That's a Tractor Beam to Uranus you fascist orange fuck. (Actually, typing that did make me feel better. Thanks for asking!)

Litigants should ask to admit her fascist tweets and transcripts of this hearing into evidence along with a demand for her to recuse. If she denies seek interlocutory appeal. Grind her Court to the legal equivalent of a nuclear wasteland where nothing even moves. The trial lawyers have power.

Careful...That could be a nuclear suicide couch.

Remember the song "Bell Boy" from Quadrophenia?

Soon Homan will say Trump is sending ICE to gas stations ⛽️ to arrest high prices.

Hard to believe a year has gone by. It's Francoise Dorleac's birthday!!! What's everyone doing to celebrate? (Catherine Deneuve's almost impossibly photogenic sister.)

Waffle House: "We're sick and tired of corrupt Republicans teleporting in for breakfast and teleporting out without paying the bill. You GOP scum are done stiffing us."

Any planet with 2,666 Melabia sequels should be destroyed in a supernova of its parent star.

Irany...oops I meant Irony: Trump had a very elaborate plan to get out of Vietnam, one he executed flawlessly.

Lie: This asshole is so afraid of the wind blowing back his head ferret he disrespected the soldiers he killed by wearing a campaign hat at the dignified transfer of remains.

Objection You Honor: The question assumes a fact not in evidence: That we still have allies. And the answer is non-responsive and vague. Do we need not too much help or not no help no way no how?

Trump's NATO Stance: I have the best blankie, anyway. I don't need your blankies. Whaaaaaah!!!!

The poorly named Hormuz Open.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

Is he performing in the Nutcracker ballet?

He's running out of people to blame for his own idiocy. Get ready for: "BIDEN'S FAULT FOR NOT STARTING THIS WAR. BUT DON'T WORRY...I DO THE BEST WARS. MY WARS ARE RATED THE BEST, BY A LOT".

The Devil Wears Florsheim...

Did anyone explain to the Republican idiots in power that wrecking the global economy is bad and the one thing you get coming out of it is massive inflation? (Remember Covid)?

GOLDMAN: Japan has 141 days worth of visible reserves. Mexico? 20.

Trump and Hegseth put themselves in a Hormuz Straitjacket. They can't get out.

The enemy Hegseth keeps saying he's decimated is the global economy. Geniuses 🙄

Trump: "We're going back to the moon!!!"

Mojtaba Khamenei: His first proclamation as Supreme Leader: "Release the Epstein Files".

Future Breaking News: September 2026: Karoline Leavitt: 'We're decimating Iran. Those $6.00 a gallon gas prices are Biden's fault for not starting this war when he had the chance."

Trump's cabinet thinks they live in North Korea. We're sick of sycophants.

Hey @nytimes.com Here's a story. Maybe one of you motherfucking newsreaders (former journalists) who shreds their personal and professional integrity daily for a paycheck can save their soul and report on this. What say you at @peterbakernyt.bsky.social ?

Let's fix that chyron: Leavitt: "We're completely decimating the US economy".

In other words...American taxpayers are paying even more for Trump's fucking war. Next he's going to offer Epstein coverage for Lutnick.

Lutnick is a coward. He forced his own wife, through her silence, to promote the false information he spread to Americans. Lutnick must hate his own family. Imagine how much he hates democracy.

Congress should levy a special 80% tax rate on anyone who donates money for ballrooms.

This sentence is better articulated than his objectives in the attack on Iran.

Pete Hegseth is an army of pompous phrases marching aimlessly across the landscape in search of an objective.

Like 99% of Republicans, this drivel reveals an empathy we might expect from a single cell organism. Disgusting, devolved and abjectly dangerous.

"...however, because...? Putting aside the need for a semi-colon in there, "however, because" betrays weakness and hesitancy. If he felt secure about this he would write: "They better not. If they do we will hit..." Just sayin'...

I'm no oil price analyst, but war with Iran will lead to massive spike in oil prices. And if Iran decides to throw missiles into the Staits of Hormuz, oil prices go to the moon. Trumpflation headed for new heights.

Solid Democrat? He's not even Solid Stool.

That motherfucking dangerous asshole Cassidy asks these questions, revealing exactly how these Trump medical nominees will kill Americans, and then he votes for them. Cassidy has the deaths of children on his hands. How does that fucker sleep at night?

Butterfly Effect: Because Trump raped children decades ago, the United States starts a war with Iran.

Hey, tell your Dem Senator or Congressperson that no one is watching the State Of The Union bullfest. They might as well show up with Whistles in solidarity with the heroes of Minneapolis...and then walk out. A huge majority of Americans will respect them more for it. Bondi killed decorum.

Aileen Cannon ruled that evidence nailing Trump can't be made public because she hates the United States and pulls her ass cheeks apart daily to defecate on the Constitution. What a complete asshole!!!!

Just so you know: That drunk fratboy fascist Kavanaugh is the one who joined Thomas and Alito in dissent.