checking in on texts from a friend:

If I've learned anything from subway takes it's that the average new yorker is annoying as all hell

Lolllllll #birdCalls #EDM

you know that feels so goood

If self confidence codes male to you, that's a you problem. It's a sexism problem. It's a transmisogyny problem.

paul never struck me as an AJJ fan but yea i think we can all rally behind the mega guillotine song

Before you criticize the U.S. for attacking Iran, maybe you should consider that it needs to maintain global hegemony in order to secure economic prosperity for itself. Also most Americans grew up thinking this was fine. Maybe consider their material conditions before judging.

FL studio is AGP, Ableton is HSTS

Scully: Stop hitting yourself Mulder: An alien is using both our hands to hit me

John wick for girls

how can you she/her/they/them me im literally listening to steely dan??????

maybe your cock Just Did That

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

room full of journalists and we've BARELY got any info on kash patel getting cucked

Damn I picked a crazy weekend to go to a music festival in dc lol

In dc for the first time in over twenty years and all I can think is “good god, white cis hets should not be allowed to dress themselves”

what do you think miss piggy's pussy smells like

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

i will NEVER imagine dragons

every day that it doesn’t happen brings us one day closer to the day that it does

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

This is another nice remake of it

I just wanna fuck my fish and cuck my dog

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

me: if z is the length of a slice and a is the area of the pie, then pi(zz)=a PhD advisor: this is what you’ve been working on for three and a half years?

been paying attention to what i eat. mostly skip breakfast these days but on sunday i skipped breakfast like usual and lunch because of circumstances beyond my control. with so few calories on the day i treated myself to a big fucking cheeseburger and fries for dinner and i thought i was going to c

21. McSqueegy-McQueeg 22. Reticulated Thong Snatcher 23. Very Normal Bird #86 🦉🦅🦆

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

the Black Panthers were right

Don’t wanna brag but my penis is rly small & feminine & definitely passes

FUCK THE NAZI ASS PATRIOTS GO CRY ON YOUR UGLY AS SHIT PLANE THAT FLIES DEPORTATION FLIGHTS MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

I think we should institute a law that stand up comics can only test out their trans material on a locked room full of pissed off tgirls with baseball bats and pipes, and if they survive then they can do the set

Never kill yourself, because with a little luck Elon will do it first and you don't want to miss out on that

The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down

Only speaking personally, but today’s execution isn’t scaring me from protecting our neighbors, as some suggest is ICE’s goal. Nor am I angry with incandescent rage, in that I know such rage is unhelpful. Rather, I feel like it has forced me to truly accept that the same fate might befall me.

if i was launched back in time to the 1700’s with only the objects on my body i would listen to I Serve The Base by Future until my airpods die then kill myself

she/her pussy is a roguelite, they/them pussy is a deck builder, and he/him pussy is a metroidvania

For your consideration

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

hi Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis yesterday and they don't want you to know his name is Jonathan Ross. so if you need to know who Jonathan Ross is, that's who Jonathan Ross is. the ICE agent who murdered that woman? yeah his name is Jonathan Ross.

hi Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in my city yesterday and they don't want you to know his name is Jonathan Ross. so if you need to know who Jonathan Ross is, that's who Jonathan Ross is. the ICE agent who murdered that woman? yeah his name is Jonathan Ross. fuck you Bluesky.

Okay was anyone ever actually going to tell me that Vera Drew did a documentary series about the Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Puppet Show Guy, or was I just meant to know this already? www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9r9...

The perfect two sentence story.