Slopulist boot camp

Presidential debates in 2043

There are many things to reflect on in this whole fiasco, but can one of them please be an abandonment of centering so-called “non-toxic” machismo in any left wing politics?

[Q] What body part do you hate to have fall asleep? [A] the teeth [2007]

babe your bpd is showing

for national bpd awareness day make sure to tell your bpd gf that you're aware they don't really love you and they can stop pretending

thoughts on it/its pronouns? i feel like they'd really fit you.

they're calling them the transiest tits they've ever seen

the foolish boner erects itself at inopportune times

Another portrait commission done!

are there freaks out there running ffxiv 1.0 servers

[zoomer trump] we all love getting high as hell with our friends, don't we folks?

we all need to start going after plural people like crazy #thenexttarget #getem

gaining #weight

raiden turn the game console off right now #metalgearsolid

fuck it..

playing under a bridge

Been really itching for getting into an MMO recently and I'm kind of disappointed that there don't seem to be many good options beyond going back to FFXIV. WoW has no soul anymore, PSO2 has been completely ruined, and everything else is a kind of Black Desert-esque nothingburger.

Logitech: Bring back the best MMO mouse ever made. There is no true replacement for this perfection.

[coworker dressed in Hatred (2015) attire] 🤓👆Erm, ackshually, according to Adam Ruins Everything Season 1 Episode 4, one need only shower once per week. [me, not wanting to be a victim once he inevitably goes postal] Toootally. Hey [muffled gag], can I add you on Discord? :)

I suppose passkeys and 2-factor authentication have made strong passwords slightly superfluous, but it is shocking how many websites have strict character limitations on what your password can be. 16 character maximum and no spaces is mind boggling to me in 2026.

if they could somehow incorporate anime into baseball they would permalock the autistic audience

You sent yourself to war! You joined after the 2003 invasion of Iraq! Your parents didn't want you to join! You did it anyway!

it's important to hear the birds sing

[age regressed joe rogan] jamie can yew googoo dat

new get

it's gay husband summer

time to see if this shit's a gimmick or for real

Before you criticize the U.S. for attacking Iran, maybe you should consider that it needs to maintain global hegemony in order to secure economic prosperity for itself. Also most Americans grew up thinking this was fine. Maybe consider their material conditions before judging.

if your website shoots a popup at me to subscribe to your newsletter or autoplays some video i am simply clicking off of it immediately

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

found a decent VHS player $9 at goodwill

why are there entire states dedicated to golf, and why do they have all the oil?

sitting on a stool in my front yard just watching cars passing by as the pine trees rustle above

women should have pussy time off (PTO) at work: time off for pussy related reasons, no questions asked.

sorry i'm not very emotionally available today. i've been thinking too much about ps2

[Q] Whats a sadist? :O ?????????? isnt it like someone who enjoys seeing others in emotional and/or physical pain? im not sure.. (not sexual pain.. right? lol im dumb sorry) [A] It can include sexual pain. [2011]

excuse me sir what's your gender identity?

straight women with gay husbands is always a treat to see

have you prayed to the lord god all mighty jesus christ who art in heaven god bless amen today?

acai bowls are pretty good until you get to the acai at the bottom

fapoids when you mention porn addiction

nver in my entire life have i paid any mind to the wattage of a microwave

Blog moment. I often think about how online spaces used to be when I was younger, and how the current landscape of the Internet is far more bleak and atomized than what the Internet once was to me. Two points: What it felt like, and what I think it is now + why.