Passed my local Thai place after hours and this was left up and all I can say is....bravo

So for sampling at work the process instruction is "decant then freeze" but the abbreviation gets me a lot of looks now. Pineapple juice.DTF 6/7

Last night I started a new game (nimble, which I like but not Numenera, which I adore) and when I went through touchstones all three players went for H*rry Frelling P*tt*r so...ewww. I'm not gonna go there

it seems they might be crawling back to the ttrpg industry, so btw this is who financially, emotionally, and sexually abused me for 2 years, then dropped off preemptively to avoid being ousted. fuck with them or don't, I can't tell you what to do, but know who you're in bed with at least.

must not Tweet. Tweeting is the mind-killer. Tweeting is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face X. I will permit it to pass through me. And when it has passed I will delete my account. Where the tweet has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

When life gives you LLMs do not make LLMonade it will tell you to add drano or something

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

2026 basically

listen I don’t love Gaston either but he’s seemingly the only person here willing to murder an aristocrat

Nobody wants to play a TTRPG about superheroes nowadays. They are all only interested in Thier gritty fantasy characters (half vampire catfolk (tiger presenting) warlock monk combo who can run up walls)

Player has been doing the sketchiest shit in game and got upset when an NPC called him out on it. I have gotten so many messages from them now. Im not sure I want to have that discussion in my non game hours

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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

I'm trying to give indie TTRPGs some love on Polygon but it's tough because they don't do the sort of traffic as D&D stories. But one of the best part of my job is talking to game developers about their passion for the hobby. Here's a piece on Nimble: www.polygon.com/nimble-dunge...

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

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This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough

cars may kill a lot of people everyday but at least they are also very expensive and insanely inefficient means of getting around

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Folks, look, it’s easy to make fun of Kid Rock but it’s important to remember that it’s also hilarious.

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

So, a testing facility in the U.S. has ceased testing and reporting for us because the samples came with a bill and they refused to pay any customs fees on principle. Stupid but fair, so after an hour of backing and for thing I have authorised the payment of $0.10 USD.

Show your self Portrait

remember when everything was possibly cake and we were driven mad by the possibility that everything was cake? don't you wish everything was possibly cake now instead of probably ai? we were such fools to squander a cake-based reality.

shot a man in reno just to increase the murder rate for the reno metro area as part of a longterm plan to humiliate the newly elected sheriff who was my boyhood companion until our paths were crossed by a flamehaired girl who laughed like the dawn and how we sparred for her favor until the ague came

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

get it right

fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Take me down to the paradox city where the box contains both a live and dead kitty

Being autistic isn't hard. All you have to do is remember the 3 things that make NTs most mad: - Misunderstandings - Any effort on your part to prevent a misunderstanding - Any attempt after the fact to clear up a misunderstanding So long as you avoid those, functioning in NT society is easy!

Just witnessed a violation of Australian Army uniform Code and I'm mad despite me not being a soldier anymore and that I hate the army. I am a monster of too many facets. I need less facets

Having a bad bout inside my head right now and i need to get outside it. any happy vibes would be appreciated right now comrades

guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS

My answer to the whole “Australia Day” question is; we get rid of it as a general public holiday and instead we give people a full week off for lunar new year. I fully believe this would make people less racist because even though Australians love being racist we love a holiday even more

Bovino: "we find your use of the words 'kidnappers' and 'gestapo' to be offensive and if you don't stop using them, we will send our Gestapo to Kidnap you"

That he can’t remember the word Alzheimer’s is a little too on the nose

The worst part of Australia day is the wanton an overt celebration of colonizer culture, but the next worst is that DnD is cancelled because the players are having Australia Day dinners with their families

Australia is Indigenous land. Unceded, dispossessed, and occupied. Always was, always will be.

Solidarity with Minnesota, Portland, Los Angeles, Maine, etc. etc. 🧊 🔥

Ok. Saw the new He-man trailer and it is, in fact, utter garbage. Literally had to keep pausing to check for AI tells. It looks so very plastic and bad greenscreen. I hope it does well

I do not enjoy M&M but I love that it exists. Just spreading the love and reposting this

What is hope, if not spite persevering?

They should call it STAR TREK: STARFLEET ACADEMY OF IMPOSSIBLY HOT CADETS

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?

Hear me out.... Starship Troopers... The Musical