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“You’re autistic? But you’re so pretty!”

🎶 I heard he ran a good game I heard he had some style And so I came to see him To play there for a while And there he was this big nerd A stranger to my eyes Giving my dice rolls advantage +2 to saving throws Killing my bard with some goblins Killing my bard With goblins Killing my bard 🎶 #ttrpg

Me waking up at 7am and realising it’s still that weird limbo between Xmas and New Years

On Chinese web forum: “If you could exchange 10 pounds of flesh in return for adding 10 years to your mom’s lifespan, would you do it?” Reply: “By the level that I love to eat and the rate I gain weight, if I give up self discipline in diet, I could probably make my whole family immortal”

@sparesidekick.bsky.social beats the fireworks

🎶My first kiss went a little like this;🎶 H̸̪̫̳̞͕̉̃́̓̋̕ủ̸̡̹̟͎̱̑͛ẫ̷̱̲̜̲͌g̵̹̱̺͙̻̭̳̎͗̊̿͂̕̚h̴͇̯̉͐̾̚ḩ̷͕͚͖̉͌̀͜h̸̜͎̖͚͕̿̔͛̋͑̄h̵̰̋͆a̶̢͓̳̪̠͛͆̽̀r̸̻͚̘̒̊́̐̕̚͜t̴̟̱̉̐̄̃̾̏̾p̸̡̨͕̤̳͓̺̐p̵̢̯̱͚̺͗ĥ̵̥͔̃̎͗̕r̷͉͈̫͓͚̓̉ẗ̷̢͕͙͙̩̺́̕t̴͓̖̝̤̓̅̕t̷͉̔̈̂á̵̢̛͖͊̎̏h̴̛̟̪̼̺̝͌̓̏̒͐͝t̵͆̋͘ͅe̸͈͕̱͈͇̻͒̉̿̍͐̚̚p̷̧̘̆̂̾ņ̴̻͓̤̰̔̈́͒̑͊ HAIL CHIRON THE DARK STAR H̸̪̫̳̞͕̉̃́̓̋̕ủ̸̡̹̟͎̱̑͛ẫ̷̱̲̜̲͌g̵̹̱̺͙̻̭̳̎͗̊̿͂̕̚h̴͇̯̉͐̾̚ḩ̷͕͚͖̉͌̀͜h̸̜͎̖͚͕̿̔͛̋͑̄h̵̰̋͆a̶̢͓̳̪̠͛͆̽̀r̸̻͚̘̒̊́̐̕̚͜t̴̟̱̉̐̄̃̾̏̾p̸̡̨͕̤̳͓̺̐p̵̢̯̱͚̺͗ĥ̵̥͔̃̎͗̕r̷͉͈̫͓͚̓̉ẗ̷̢͕͙͙̩̺́̕t̴͓̖̝̤̓̅̕t̷͉̔̈̂á̵̛͊

Are you serious?? A chocolate advent calendar for 1.3k??

Apparently Hot Toys has made an action figure of Wolverine with squishy titties. I am not mad about this. www.instagram.com/reel/DR1Ofm4...

Today I have been reliably informed that one of the top 5 searches in our local govt health info site is “Can I eat boiled slugs” I mean. Even if you could. Why would you want to…?

Once again it is funny hat day

Me: I need the linkage key for this dataset, concentrate… My brain: 🎶 he has the body of a cat and the face of a cat, catface! 🎶

I just watched someone bend over a pram to grab his water bottle from the drink holder, whereupon (presumably) his child grabbed his phone from his front shirt pocket and threw it. As hard as it could, into the water feature next to it. Some days, I am really glad to be child free.

little dude absolutely LIVES for uppies

Tfw you have laboured all day and have freshly taken an everything-shower and done a sheet mask, and are now in your jammies waiting for your food delivery to arrive ✨

I won an absolute jackpot of points once by the simple prompt “table” (it was a shade of blue close to the one on my card)

Is the burgundy turtleneck some kind of political dog whistle lol. First Usha then Mamdani

Y'all he's so desperate to be one of the "cool kids".

In 3 years: Usha runs for democratic president against Vance

My local govt phrase of the week is “pecuniary interest contravention” (fancy legalese for “you’ve been very naughty with money”)

A pet peeve of mine is when shops list their colours like this in the drop-down filter. Like what on earth is “cuban nights”. Is it black? Dark purple??? Fuck if I know

Probably preaching to the choir here, but a friendly reminder this festive season to please be more discerning when purchasing your gifts, a lot of listings online are AI generated and represent stuff that don’t actually exist…

Coworker: my son did the cutest thing Me: the kid with the rat? Coworker: yeah. I asked for his xmas list, he said “a new water bottle & candy canes for (rat) Obi-wan.” I asked if he wanted anything for himself, and he said “I have Obi-wan” Me: Coworkers: are you crying? Me: *holding back tears* no

Me: what d’you reckon Anyacat? Is this our Christmas tree? Anyacat: eyes become huge

Ordering new furniture for our apartment is soooo *Italian hand gestures of frustration*

The costume designs by kate hawley for Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein #fashionsky

Elon Musk, an uncharismatic swindler, says Zohran Mamdani is a charismatic swindler.

Every non-hetero raised-in-church teen girl when they see a hot lady IRL and has some realisations about themselves

Trufflelleberwurst sounds delicious

My dance teacher, when my head is too much into analysing the footwork rather than arranging my face:

People really be out there spewing the most vile takes while using their whole ass government names in their profiles

Well. #Bugonia was certainly… a Movie. There’s a lot to unpack and probably will be thinking about it the rest of the afternoon

🎶noone told you life was gonna be this way You’ve pissed off 12 half-orcs And your fighter’s DOA I’m just a Bard but ‘least I’m still here And I’ll dance and sing at you ‘Cuz I, I don’t know fear AND I’LL RUN FROM YOU (Casting viscious mockery) THEN I’LL RUN FROM YOU (I have really shit AC)🎶 #ttrpg

Anya says “Boo!” Happy Halloween 🎃

Oh boy.

Tfw your manager knows you from a previous project so she spends half the 1:1 dishing the hot goss about the beef between two other teams 💅🏼

@sparesidekick.bsky.social pls confirm

why does that dog have suspenders

“Guys, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I’m sensing a lack of trust here, and frankly, it hurts my feelings.”

Just saying

Pumping up for a full day of cleaning open.spotify.com/track/2CgFI7...

If you go to a grocery store and see someone stealing baby formula or diapers, no you didn’t

No, Ev, you do not need a clutch shaped like a hairless cat in a sweater.

Ok now I can’t stop thinking of this paladin bard with his holy symbol tattooed on his lower back, and a halberd he stabs into the ground to turn into pole dancing pole…. #ttrpg

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