extremely funny for one of the classic British transphobes to trans the computer's gender and not comment on it

I like how everyone has their own stereotype of Bluesky users depending on their priors. We're either all centrist blowhards who love establishment Democrats or unreasonable communists who help Republicans win.

Pagan woo woo girlies, union rah rah girlies, today is our day!!!

I will say it again: Louisiana started beta testing Project 2025 in 2023. It is a testing ground for national political fuckery. I hope more people understand that.

Guess who didn’t notice they were pregnant for 6 whole months and is now, as of last week, scrambling to get ready to be a mother? That’s right! It’s me. 🫠💖😎👍🏼💦 So uuuh…. .. …… SUPPORT OUR KICKSTARTER!! 😂✨🌿 www.kickstarter.com/projects/pow...

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

“They are not all accounted for, the lost seeing stones. We do not know who else may be watching.”

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They’re basically admitting that creating nonconsensual deepfakes of women is not an unintended outcome of this technology but rather its main selling point, which some of us recognized all along

Shoutout to my friend Wade who pointed out that with the overwhelming global popularity of One Piece, Alan Moore’s prediction in Watchmen of pirate comics overtaking superhero comics has come true

i will only be exposed to this through youtube videos mocking the film

*Me, flirting with a plural anarchist* Uhhhhh hell yeah I want to smash the system

post a meme you made

Attercoppe-Mann, Attercoppe-Mann, doth whatever an attercoppe can! 🕷️ Author: _A2G

new need unlocked (from r/openmw) #fallout #morrowind #openmw

every time someone's like Claude deleted this or Claude convinced a teen to kill themselves I picture a mischievous french guy

Whoever decided to put AI closed captions on shows that used to have real closed captions should be in prison

nice argument. however i have already portrayed myself as the calm zack polanski and you as the seething ed balls.

With proper alt text for accessibility

May is Lupus Awareness Month. I was diagnosed when I was 9 years and I spend a lot of time advocating for more Lupus Awareness in NDN Country specifically because Lupus and autoimmune disorders often present and impact us differently, and more severely.

Got my ass

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

I’m trying to get back to Being Outside more, because deep down I’m a moss goblin whose brain only really works when immersed in green stuff for several hours. As a little self encouragement, I’m going to start sharing some of the things I come across that I enjoy First up: “Tiny Spires”

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

having a day off and enjoying the morning* is bliss *coiling and uncoiling, worm-bare, in a mazelike pile of bedding

Preview.

Monday Watercolor on paper - 22x15 No matter how much we learn - there is always more. We'll never get there, but we keep trying #art @bsky.art

Migration of Giants #2026sketches 13 #art #illustration #b&wart

'what is it to be british?'

people were expecting to preen and smile at the nazi party, and instead they experienced a state of panic, possibly for several minutes, at the nazi party meanwhile it's two years in and we still don't know how many people have died in this administration's domestic and overseas torture camps

Many people in my mentions proclaiming this the Reichstag fire, and it is very funny to imagine an increasingly-frustrated White House staging false flag after false flag, trying to get somebody to notice.

journalists keep getting bombed in lebanon and gaza but sure i'll take an hour of silence because jake tapper had to hide under a table for a minute

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

I bought a French duck I was going to cook in a Cantonese-style barbecue sauce; but the duck escaped, covered me in the glaze, and forced me into the oven. I was hoisined by my own canard

We saw you from across the Round Table and we like your vibe...

You may not believe in synchronicity, but I just realised I'd forgotten to feed my dog and one of my cats almost immediately vomited up some semi-digested kibble right in front of him so 🧐😔🙏

demeter when her daughter goes missing

i spent my whole life believing the president didn't actually have a big ECONOMY BAD/GOOD lever on the resolute desk but then this group of yahoos went and built one and then broke the lever off

Me and the boys hijacking a van to transport solar panels through the checkpoint

How I foresee my retirement