New PAVLOV'S HOUSE video youtu.be/LKW7MCktxrw 'Antifa Summer' ft Efa Supertramp Filmed @ Barry Island 🏝️

I was just contacted by some folks organizing support for a person recently granted asylum(!) who needs some help traveling across the USA. If you have some spare points or miles, please reach out ✌️

13/60 TIME IS AN INVASIVE SPECIES "Ouch! The universe is extremely dense and thorny. It crowds out surrounding life and limits human access to natural areas like black holes." jtierney.net#time-is-an-i...

Happy one year to this skeet

I made a new podcast about naval horologists. It's very gender. Give it a listen

12/60 KLEPTOPARASITISM, DEFINED Kleptoparasitism describes the foraging strategy where early humans or hominids acquired food by stealing kills from other carnivores, rather than hunting, as a high-reward, low-risk survival tactic. jtierney.net#kleptoparasi...

this site toward enemy

updated GFM post-recent circumstances! after getting rugpulled by my mom we're broke & urgently need help with AZ>MN move costs&initial homelessness til we can get work+residency+self-sustainability. sharing/any help massively appreciated<3 venmo/cashapp:@/$d0gg3aux www.gofundme.com/f/help-augus...

We had a what now?

11/60 ON DYING A GOOD DEATH Franceska Mann arrived at Auschwitz in 1943, when ordered to strip, she did so provocatively, distracting the guards. She then grabbed an officer's gun and shot him dead, she wounded another before other prisoners joined her rebellion… All were shot dead.

While I wholeheartedly agree with the Prime Minister's decision to step down, I would like to encourage him to go further and [redacted]

10/60 BUTTERFLIES FEED ON TEARS “According to The Chicago Academy of Sciences, sometimes butterflies — particularly, male butterflies — will feed on sweat and tears, as well as other moist things like puddles or wet gravel.” Butterflied will also feast on blood…” jtierney.net#butterflies-...

I got a postcard in the mail today from the neighborhood board or something. Apparently we're all supposed to sing Happy Birthday to the US at 9:45 PM on July 4th, among other things. I will not. Fuck, they're so weird

make that 9 years 🥳 (a selfie each year is my only tradition) i cant afford to celebrate my tranniversary because i can't really afford to be alive rn if you can help me stay alive so i can see my 10th tranniversary i would be grateful vmo:ellemeff $fionasnapple paypal.me/ellemeff

Found an old pre-transition sketchbook unpacking stuff yesterday. Anyway, there were no signs 🙄

I'm all for diy, but keep your internet botox away from my face. I'll keep my wrinkles, thx

7/60 BRAIN FRAME got this MRI i think in 2012? it was gonna be my "author photo" but it looks too much like me. jtierney.net#brain-frame

for iphone users, if you very suddenly regret NOT turning off biometric unlock, press the lock button on the side 5 times in row - this will lock your phone and require the passcode before biometric unlock can be used again, preventing police from using your face to unlock it against your will.

back in bed is best in bed

5/60 BABY BELUGA Yesterday at the museum, I was trying to teach a two year old named Nova how to say “beluga” (we were playing with whale toys). She couldn't quite say it and kept saying “booga booga booga.”

3/60 A HUNGER ARTIST (BEGIN/END) It does not take ambition or desire. It’s not a matter of ability or practice or training. It’s not even about art really. It’s not a performance. It is the inability to find a single thing you ever wanted to eat. jtierney.net#a-hunger-art...

Yeah, everyone else was in blue. That one's on me. I still looked good tho

Yeah, everyone else was in blue. That one's on me. I still looked good tho

They're calling it a "Blue Wave Tea Party Fundraiser" and I don't think I can follow directions

I have to get ready for a thing and I'm nervous about it and don't want to start and I still have plenty of time. How should I procrastinate? I'll give it a smoke and think

2/60 ON THE EMBARRASSMENT OF AUTOBIOGRAPHY “5’3. Pretty messy. Does not modulate voice. Satisfactory appearance." That's what I wrote. That was my whole autobiography. Constant doubt. Distrust. Distance. Could I ever really look like a woman to you? I never know. jtierney.net#on-the-embar...

Second critical setback to the grand opening of the new Vampire Penguin. Too bad that lady is mean to her employees and garners no sympathy

Girled Cup

1/60 WHO INVENTED THE AFTERLIFE AND WHY? “Carrot and stick. Dying and returning cycles. Yearning for justice. Hard-wired into us?” The carnival moves from town to town. The dead are always hiring. jtierney.net#who-invented...

A dig-site archive. 603 entries. Specimens, fragments, remains. Fossils, jokes, hidden paths, field notes. Start anywhere. jtierney.net

this thread is so Wholesome™ and Sweet 🥹

Fucking primary day. That means I gotta shower and get clocked at the polls. woot

New It Could Happen Here Former Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino travelled to a racist conference in Europe, @jamesstout.bsky.social and @miawong.bsky.social break down his interviews there and what it tells us about the culture of the agency he spent decades in. linktr.ee/ICHHpod

is anyone good at id-ing snakes from South Carolina?

🛞➡️🚘💥🚗 ☝️😡 Disgusting wheelcels

there are a lot of people screaming "the left hates women" today, and I just want to say, this is what I meant. there is vile misogyny, apologia, and defense of this asshole that's turning the place toxic. it's coming from the liberal centrist Democrats and getting blamed on the left.

What the fuck did I just read? (h/t @erininthemorning.com) www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Okay, so quick question. Does the five second rule count for car floors?

AI hype logic: AI is so easy, anyone can master it, no skills necessary! We must start AI-training our children NOW or they won’t have the skills to master the AI jobs of the future! AI will replace all the jobs in the future!

Bald-headed cardinal at my feeder going thru a big molt. I will enjoy seeing his pin feathers fill in. I've seen him the past few days, so if I keep my feeder filled, I think he'll stick around

You live in NYC, jackass.

Are GLP-1s Hurting The Charles Barkley Positivity Movement?

It's my birthday today. If anyone fancies buying me a drink.. www.tipfunder.com/Hellvetika

Good morning bluesky! Happy Pride!

I like how oregano smells like pencil shavings but you can eat it

Please help me out if you can. I'm a full day past my weekly rent ♥️

Oh too easy it's when kids go outside together with their friends and cops are not struggling to stop them as cops love arresting kids for being outside together with their friends, as evidenced clearly by your own headline photo, genuinely hope this helps 😊 u fucking freaks 😊