merry christmass

smonkin on those Christmas trees

Apparently that fat bastard still hasn't forgiven me for moving out of my parents' house. Passed over again

I raise my cats well. Montessori ain't got shit on me

"You're an 8½ easily. A Sumter 8½, which is still good." - My mean wife

People on here will skeet anything. "Fuzzy Wuzzy was Fuzzy." No he wasn't. That isn't true.

one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills

If you’re transmasc (define it as you wish), I’d be interested to know what manhood means to you. Anyone who doesn’t align with transmasculinity in some way, please feel free to boost and read! 🫶

"So I got these really cute monogrammed pajamas that are so comfy and they're pink and Christmassy but bc of my medicine I ordered them twice bc I forgot I'd already ordered them. So I was like, what weirdo would want pajamas with my monogram and I thought 'Zanne would!'" Me: Yep, I absolutely do

What if your mutant power was that any cord or string or chain instantly tangles in your hands? Would you ever realize or would you think that's just how they do?

There's this new fad called body doubling. Apparently you just hang around your friend while she tries to get shit done. It's supposed to be wild

Feeding my blood to the machine that tells me if it tastes like girl

I think if you have a big ass truck, you shouldn't bonk my tiny little car when it's in front of you in line 😤. I know shit happens, but I feel it's more likely with a big ass truck

a sock for the sock nest god

Made an NES game reference in the group chat with only cis girls, like an idiot

good morning

Remember kids, Seed your torrents

kinda makes you wonder who the new Epstein is, bc you know they haven't stopped fucking kids

Just realised that Owl City’s album cover is of the Dubai marina. Which is to say that Fireflies is about the Emirates and is Labubu music

This low key describes why we're never colonizing mars.

So I guess we can keep on assuming it wasn't any of the bullshit Harris said in her new book

"Go get Japanese. But not here. Eat it there"- My wife sending me on a solo date 😤

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.

If you're the parent of a trans kid, it is now your responsibility to find out how to obtain HRT for your child. You didn't sign up to be a criminal, but when the state criminalizes your child, it's your job to stand up and put yourself on the line for them Tor, grey market, whatever: figure it out

"You've been wearing sweatpants and sweatshirts for 4 days now. Are you taking your lexapro?" *I lower my head and go take the medicine I've been forgetting for 4 days*

Remember when everything wasn't pedophiles and school shootings?

Go help trans people get housing, go help trans people get hormones, go help trans people get money and food and jobs and everything else we need to not just survive but to thrive Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

If I want to find people in my phone's contact list, I'll fucking text them. Stay out my shit

drink some water you desiccated bitch

I fucking loathe these smug ass art-hating self-congratulating ghouls & the system that allows them to fail upwards into unfathomable wealth on the backs of 1000s of overworked creative people whose livelihoods get passed around like trading cards every time these dillwads have a stonks circle-jerk.

7 years later...

Do they still make commercials for things like cotton?

But I don't want to electrolysis today!!! fuck.

Get in the ship. We're going to see Sloth God

More and more creators are saying it…it feels like the YouTube algorithm is deprioritizing long form videos like video essays. Which sucks for me because I spent a year on this, making my best video ever, only to underperform. Everyone I know is dealing with down analytics.

if you hate unmediated AI use at your workplace without worker input, if your boss is speaking over you & for you, consider unionizing. shop and industry unions are bargaining and ratifying real, material AI protections RIGHT NOW.

Wandering around the mall with a directory map and marking up all the closed stores like I'm playing Silent Hill

On this week's episode of 'Yeah Nah Pasaran!' on @3crmelbourne.bsky.social -- our last for 2025 -- @sexenheimer.bsky.social & I talk to @swordsjew.bsky.social. 4.30pm, DEC 18, 2025 /// 855AM, digital, streaming, Community Radio+, podcats 🐈 slackbastard.anarchobase.com?p=53806

You call yourself a misandrist, yet you are against gambling? One of the leading causes in male suicide

Would be nice to have a couple of tips in December so maybe I should also stop being so stingy. www.tipfunder.com/Hellvetika

Ngl seeing people say this was part of the reason I held off on transition so long. I did *more* damage to myself by thinking it was already too late. It’s not too late! The second-best time to plant the titty tree is now!

So many Liberals are literally doing the bit for him.

I am 100% opposed to these laws because in all cases they are used to pressure disabled people to die. Because that's cheaper than providing the supports they need to live. It happens in Canada with MAID, it happens in Oregon, it will happen in Illinois.

A vendor here said to me unprompted, "Hello Hedwig," and I was not thinking about the owl. I thought dude was just clocking the shit out of me

I haven't had a real good morning in months. If you have a spare coin for the treasury, please like and subscribe here:

cold, windy, wet morning at a coffee shop pop-up 😁

Sami made the cutest sugar cookies for her salon anniversary party

I like RTS games, where I can make my base and lots of little guys. But then someone comes and kills everything and that makes me sad

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.