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Sony on... whatever the opposite of a real heater is🫠

You know, like when they asked all the fans what game they'd like remade just hours after shutting Bluepoint down. Does Sony even know what Sony is planning to do?

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Clearly it’s working for them, but I simply do not understand what was wrong with any or all of “picnic food” “delicatessen”, “spread” or “mezze”, all well-known terms that do not evoke some kind of dermatological complaint.

Awful news: I'm nearly out of my limited supply of Kinder Choco Fresh. I do not have a reliable source for more. Send t's & p's (thoughts and prayers)

Not saying it's hot or anything, but Cillian Murphy's just tried to crash a spaceship into my house

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

Cinemas are a ripoff

I don't really mind who wins the world cup, I only really care that neither England nor USA wins. The world doesn't need that.

Not saying it's hot, but your parents have no plans to warm up the plates before dinner

Steam Summer Sale arriving like a closing down, everything-must-go event for the whole games industry

Come on guys, just flog it off to Sony and let them sunset the brand in 12 months

Whatever horrors you may find in these dark spaces, have heart and see them through. There are no premature endings. There are no wrong decisions. There are only fresh perspectives and new beginnings. This is a love story. For the first time EVER, Slay the Princess is 50% off on Steam!

You want people to buy into a high-commitment live game while at the same time giving them every reason to think you're not going to support it long term. What the fuck are they doing.

Sony bought this studio thinking it was a ticket to sate their desire for a hit live game. They delivered a new live game that is one of the finest shooters ever made, and this is their reward: layoffs and uncertainty for those who remain. Who can work under these conditions?

It's getting up to 39°C today For the Americans, that's about six-and-a-half football fields.

Hey, this sucks.

Companies and governments: we want to build so many data centres everywhere using up vital space and natural resources so we can make AIs do everything people: do you think we could put air conditioning in our houses so we can live comfortably Companies and governments: >:(

I CONSTANTLY be sayin'!!! I think in a lot of cases the problem comes that, even if the target is truly that shitty, your cruelty and retributionary thinking is personally eroding. You're destroying yourself for people you're not going to sway anyways. Righteousness is corrupting.

To every other games publisher looking at GTA VI's pricing announcement and getting ideas

Garffeld

Not saying it's hot, but there's just steam coming out of the cold tap

Oh hey look, it's the home of that guy who replies "danke" then when asked "oh, are you German?" goes "no, I just study history"

Pretty much all joy from seeing a silly little video has gone. It's all a dissected frog now. The reason anything was good was because it was, in some way, real. Either a good performance, impressive construction, a chance moment, or some combination of all these. But not any more.

It can be easy to lose track, but every week it's: Recycling, food waste Then every other week it's: Recycling, food waste, big bin, PM

Reminder: Service is selling. Selling is service.

A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel

No obvious blunders besides being on the wrong side of Epstein, putting grandmothers in UK Guantanamo, supporting genocide, installing draconian internet measures, failing the trans community, failing the Muslim community, but generally it comes down to having the spine of an octopus.

My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.

Potentially for the last time, please enjoy the best picture of Keir Starmer

Groimes do u wanna wotch Bitmen with Christian Bile

Oh hell yeah

People claim that pirates love booty, but they really treasure chests.

I have learned today, that the author Lord Dunsany (1890-1957) has a series of books, each featuring an extensive series of short stories (150 in all), featuring a character called: Joseph Jorkens. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_...

A truly heroic Purgatorio run in @thunderlotusgames.com's 33 Immortals. By the second wave of chambers there were only 6 of us left on the map, so we grouped up, even did the Secret Chamber, and kept each other alive through the final boss.

I have learned today, that the author Lord Dunsany (1890-1957) has a series of books, each featuring an extensive series of short stories (150 in all), featuring a character called: Joseph Jorkens. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_...

“Sifting daylight dissolves the memory, turns it into dust motes floating in light.” ― Toni Morrison, Beloved Juan Brufal artwork

Penhis and penhers

Family Views Getting Sunburned As Moral Failing https://theonion.com/family-views-getting-sunburned-as-moral-failing/

Shouldn't have used an algorithm trained on William 'Topaz' McGonagall poems, should they.

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This gig is happening next weekend in #sheffield if anyone wants to come down. There will be a good variety of electronic music to enjoy.

randalekobold.bsky.social to use its full name

I am so tired of the Murdochs getting to decide how the world should run.

ahem, AI CANNOT ASSIGN COPYRIGHT. YOU WILL NOT OWN THE THINGS THIS THING MAKES EVEN IF THEY TRY AND ASSIGN IT TO YOU. USING THIS WOULD TECHNICALLY BE IN VIOLATION OF 100% OF PUBLISHER AGREEMENTS I HAVE SEEN