We're 12 away from the approval hitting the "Kid Rock Constant" of 24%, the percentage of people willing to die on every MAGA hill, no matter how stupid (for example, watching the Kid Rock halftime show).

if the 'normielibs' you hate are matt y or klein, fine, good even but that's not it - i think they mean the pussy hats, the warren voters, the grandmas protesting ice & fuck off - they've done 1,000 times more than edgelord posters

Bob is 100% right here and articulates it better than most. Giving credit to Tucker Carlson, for whatever reason, builds the foundation for a permission structure for folks to someday vote for him. Don't help Tucker's future campaign!

Gonna use this one a lot

the Trone-Krishnamoorthi Principle

People forget this but Chuck Norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes. I don't know why that changed but clearly the world would have been better if it hadn't

increasingly feel very old fashioned for my "all slurs are bad" beliefs

this is true he really did this

He’s sick of looking at precinct-level result maps

I worked for the PA Dems in 2022 mostly to help Fetterman win. I feel so betrayed by how he has acted as a senator. I will help his primary challenger in 2028 however I can.

The title of that show sounds incredibly ominous now.

There is literally no excuse for John Fetterman. He has betrayed every single person who's voted for him. Seriously, Fetterman, resign or switch parties.

Garbage plates are amazing, I won't accept any slander.

Looks like Kornacki has called the Democratic primary in IL-09 and it's for... wait a minute... the girl reading this?

Not going to give too many takes about Illinois because I don't live there and I've spent about 10 days total in the state, but it sucks to watch anyone win any primary with less than 1/3rd of the vote, and it is that is the most compelling argument for ranked choice I can think of.

Welcome to the Resistance, ma'am.

Big day for people using gambling sites as sources of data to tell how a race is going

I’ve seen enough of Il-09. No call, just, that’s enough.

Are they out here carding people’s vaginas

we say “o’clock” because time is irish

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

Joe Kent is a Nazi and anyone who praises him for resigning is a fucking dope.

i think it is telling that so many people think the job of mayor is posts and takes lol, and this is apparently a delusion across all of the political spectrum

They can do digital signatures in DC. Meanwhile, in Upstate NY where the wind chill is zero, candidates will be trudging through snow to your door today, as they must collect hundreds for even a town board race. NY must reform its ballot access system.

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

Easily my favorite movie of last year and Amy's performance is what took it from great to fantastic. Well deserved.

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

Mr. President, a second unintentionally homoerotic RFK Jr. video has hit social media.

This administration is committing Watergate level crimes multiple times per week—and those are the ones we know about. It’s crazy to think about what else will come out after. It’s absolutely essential these criminals are held responsible for their crimes. We must end elite impunity.

I fucking love people who understand the world through video games. They are very dumb.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

If you are attempting to dissect cultural trends between the 80s and today, I would argue that one of the most comprehensive resources you can find is the discography of "Weird Al" Yankovic

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

I think about this tweet like 3x a week nowadays.

UGH, I was really counting on this gig.

Trump congrats on beating the "start a pointless war in the Middle East and tank the economy" speedrun world record previously held by George W. Bush.

The belief in trans rights entering the median voters body as Trump makes gas cost $8/gallon

That’s uh really bad

You guessed it ..

Adding this to my presidential platform.

We are now reaching the point where the man sixth in line to be President is accidentally quoting Bandit Keith from Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series. This exact quote was considered too dumb to be anything other than a joke 17 years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji2U...