Nirvana the band the show the movie was a delight man. Totally lives up to the hype.

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm* "Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky" Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000. All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

We’re on to the threatening version of this

Curious to see what president gets arrested today for having a really fucked up stance and a gross neck.

Headed to the gym after work and it isn’t dark out

Need one of the men’s curlers to hit Norway with the Reggie Miller choke sign next time they have the final shot.

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

I think where we are as a society, you can just assume that if someone is recording pov style in public and they aren’t doing something related to sports/adventure, or for the sake of documenting interactions with police, they deserve a right hook about 70% of the time.

Meeting the love of your life and cheating on her in less time than it takes some nfl teams to reach their bye week, lol

It sucks that we normalized conspiracy theorists so much that things like this are too basic for them to discuss. I need someone on radio row to ask Christian McCaffery about this, not whether or not WiFi is why Nick Bosa can’t stay healthy.

May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.

Turns out that Elon Musk, the entire Republican Party, and the New York giants are all evil perverts who should be stripped of power and rotting in prison cells. I’m going to have a hard time challenging my beliefs and being more open minded moving forward.

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

McQuade personally used the power of the press to get the Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop to take down the "Acting is like scoring a touchdown" quote erroneously attributed to Ed Harris. What have you ever done? defector.com/the-garden-s...

I know I’m a homer but this was the most quintessentially McQuade story. Perfect idea, perfect execution. Dan was the only person on Earth who could’ve written this.

Devastating. Nobody captured the spirit of Philadelphia in their writing better than Dan. Curious, witty, and weird, in a completely authentic way. Rest in peace.

Very heart warming to read that these people with no sense of humanity can still register when somebody gets their ass.

Maxey-Edgecombe-Embiid is a trio that was made for an nba street video game

I’m pretty sure I explained this in greater detail on twitter, but the recent dynasty of the Kansas City chiefs was filled to the brim with incorrigible shit heads and last years super bowl was a righteous reckoning for them.

Philadelphia residents, if you have money or extra things and would like to help the library staff provide for our unhoused neighbors it would be appreciated!

An uncatchable ball is usually really, really obviously uncatchable

Former auburn backup QB who hasn’t taken a snap in 2 years replacing former auburn starting QB for the team that wears orange and blue. The chaos potential is high.

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

If any Democrat in the Senate votes to fund ICE, they are voting for the summary execution of American citizens. It’s really that simple.

The Republican Party is fundamentally incompatible with a free and civilized society.

At the point where I will gladly serve my country in this specific effort

*whispers* some really great clutch mins from Paul George in that comeback.

Philadelphia Phantoms mascot ass president

lol

I talked to a guy about how crazy he felt when he'd talk to his therapist about the actions and intentions of the Trump administration. I related to him. Maybe you will too. badfaithtimes.com/they-make-yo...

Democratic leaders need to fear being branded as collaborators more than they fear being called soft on crime

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

He’s great for the league, but shit talking an opposing coach after ending the season on a 1-4 stretch—all against sub.500 teams— and getting your OC fired really takes the sting out of this threat.

Next up is Georgie, who thinks the Giants should have waited to at least "make Cignetii say no" before hiring Harbaugh. Georgie, you're on the air

school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

Worse than not going for it on fourth there was Indiana running on 3rd just to burn the timeout. Heisman QB has delivered on money downs and you don’t give him a chance to win it so you could leave your opponent with… 1:41 and a chance to win it?

Make Howie and Nick have another season ending press conference after this game goes final.

Brock Shedurdy

Thinking how the Broncos settled for a field goal inside the bills 15, and then punted from the opposing 46.

Josh Allen is one of those dungeons and dragons dice but two of the options when you roll are a picture of Carson Wentzs face

Don Shulas family has to be nervous reading this.

For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Josh Shapiros intern has a chance to make the funniest post on this site.

*Sincere post warning* watching all the clips of folks in Minneapolis and am deeply moved by their courage and commitment to each other. It’s disgraceful that we’re at the point that they need to step up, but they’re filling me with admiration.