I obviously spend too much time on here as I watched the Coyote vs. Acme trailer and thought "wait, is Foghorn Leghorn in the Epstein Files?"

Iran going after Bsky is a genuinely funny waste of resources.

Mazdak Creates Utopia existentialcomics.com/comic/651

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

this race-bending the new musketeers thing is taking it way too far, next they'll be claiming Dumas was black or something

"I take my duty of preserving the Papal Seat seriously, but I did not expect to also need to take it literally."

I study racism for a living and can still manage to be shocked by how institutionalized it is. What do you mean they were giving tax-breaks to white supremacists celebrating treason? just a wild country

This may be a fundamentally new kind of sin blending blasphemy, idolatry, divination, and simony, among others. Those who are not horrified at this may be entirely lacking in authentic religious awareness and feeling.

IMHO this is an example of a certain strand of leftism that adheres so rigidly to an abstract principle that it can’t abandon it even when the facts of a situation indicate that a different position should be taken See also: Brexit, which the Socialist Party/PBP also supported

I’m a big fan of Tomy’s analogue video games of the 80s. Stuff like this and Screwball Scramble and Kongman and Aaaaghhh! It was a weird generation of hybrid technology when you had this and stuff like Game & Watch at the same time.

Ok I have seen a GOOD APRIL FOOLS JOKE in the wild. My kids comic (Phoenix - home if @jamiesmart.bsky.social) comes in an envelope every week, we open it, had a fake cover for a soup review mag like we’d been sent the wrong thing. Genius!

Goal! *remembers I'm on Bluesky* Classic distraction from the Epstein Files

@offscreenff.bsky.social setting the tone for Ben Wheatley's #bulk tonight

@offscreenff.bsky.social Dare I ask if bullet in the head on Sunday also has English subs? I see French on the website only 😅🙃

This St Patrick's Day is a good time to ask ourselves "why does Batman hate Irish people so much?"

A military coalition of Canadian girlfriends

Sagittarius: This month's possibilities are endless! Like an infinite well releasing no trace of light or echo, descending into madness.

This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

At @offscreenff.bsky.social for the 2nd showing of "Egghead Republic". Great to see #offscreen back!

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 01,1948

Rubio’s speech at Munich was a massive free dose of fentanyl to an addict desperate not to get clean. And it worked. Europe is full of suckers.

"Do you want to see my new chain saw and hockey mask?!"

This is all very well, but this guy "already had 14 previous convictions for motoring offences". So why was he still on the road? A 5-year prison sentence (4 of which suspended) and lifetime driving ban seem mild punishment. Maybe there's no such thing as manslaughter in Belgian law.

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

In today’s Beano Bananaman battles a series of different memes

Jeff Bezos is right. There is no need to have correspondents reporting in Europe when you can get all that information from Russia. They'll even pay YOU. by Benny Johnson and Tim Pool

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

they should copy brussels, and start a 'mystery bus' that you can get on if you don't know what to do that day and it takes you to a mystery location it's a public mental health initiative for people who feel a bit lost (in brussels it's called "not-the-48")

@offscreenff.bsky.social any idea when the agenda for 2026 is coming? 😅😇

We go outside, so I can show the police the old plans in context. I look into the hole the workers dug. See the pavement blocks, the sand they laid them on, and below that, rich black dirt. I exclaim "Oh! That's graveyard dirt! I'd know it anywhere! That's well fed dirt, if you know what I mean."

“We’ve invented a machine the destroys our own planet, drives inequality and the rise of global fascism, destroys truth and veracity, undermines all of human achievements in knowledge, science, medicine, arts and culture. And frankly we’re upset that you’re not that into it and call us names.”

imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago

My Greenland prediction: 1.) The U.S. won't attack. 2.) It won't attack because it was stopped. 3.) It being stopped will be used to tar people urgent about it being stopped as hysterics

it's interesting to see criticism of stancil that basically amounts to "yes, he's doing good things in the real world, but don't lose sight of the fact that he's annoying online." please take a breath.

Whoa. #grickledoodle #horror #haunted #ghosts #games #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

Feels like something cracked today in the transatlantic alliance. Europeans have been swallowing their pride, bitting their tongues, and bending the knee. That strategy may have bought them time but it has now clearly failed. It also had a major cost - it has made the WH think Europe will cave. 1/

Hahahahahahaha irishcycle.com/2026/01/13/j...

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765

Anyone who's followed Zig and Zag on the socials these last few years know what a treasure trove of material they're sitting on - the process stuff from their books alone would make an INCREDIBLE exhibition. I'm so chuffed they're setting up a proper peak under the Zogabongs. THEY MET DAVID BOWIE!

pepe le pew is an unrealistic depiction of a French intellectual because he only pursues adult cats.

THE MACHINE - BY DESIGN - IS ALLOWING PEOPLE TO REMOVE WOMEN'S CLOTHING WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT AND TO MAKE CSAM. How are we at 'good sides to it too, you know?'?

I have annexed The country Whose resources I wanted And which you Were probably Hoping I could identify a giraffe It was the best clock Anybody drew I like McDonald's Hey look, a bird

guys, "the judges at the ICC are being sanctioned by the USA and can't access their iphones or bank accounts" and "why aren't any countries banning twitter or prosecuting elon musk for owning a site that manufactures CSAM" stories are the same story

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but was relaunched in Ultimate Tiny Tim #1, which takes place after Amazing Tiny Tim #332 and All-New Tiny Tim #200, and don’t forget to read the Scrooge / David Copperfield / Great Expectations crossover event minis otherwise the Miss Havisham bit won’t make sense

Of all the people I wasn't expecting to see in the Epstein Files, "The Tycho Monolith from 2001:A Space Odyssey" was definitely one of the most not-expected-ed.