When you catch your kid with a military aircraft flyover so you make him smoke the whole pack

i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit

The White House is openly saying they want to eliminate a minority group and people still want to say this is about sports.

researching baseball

Happy pride, bitches

i’m drunk in a hotel room in Duluth and MTV is airing a Jackass marathon

Disbanding this armed gang has to be a top priority for any Democratic president

Me before clocking in at the getting pissed off factory

I see it’s going to be another day where the Six Law Wizards commit crimes against us all and call it “justice”

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

Human Rights Watch has released a comprehensive report detailing human rights abuses by the government during this winter’s immigration enforcement surge in Minnesota, which the group alleges also violates international human rights treaties that the U.S. is signed onto.

An incredible view of the surface of Mars, taken two days ago. You can almost feel like you're standing there—the sand shifting underfoot, the absolute silence, the unreal sensation of walking on a surface never before visited by a living creature. (Also your suit is leaking, you'll die here)

watching educational science videos from the 1930s while stoned. the last video was called “If We Lived on the Moon” (produced by the same company), and you know i love moon and space shit

ICE still doing ICE things. Many raids on law-abiding citizens in northern MN (and in Metro!) this week. ICE needs to GTFO of Minnesota!!

“Why’s it taking so long to take down the name when they put it up so fast?” yeah, undoing every single thing he’s done is gonna be exactly like that, get used to it

Just past midnight, the MSNOW stream from the Kennedy Center alone has 99k viewers. Watching a bunch or construction workers standing on some scaffolding.

i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

Carved into New York folklore.

Here I go again on my phone

lmao

Really interesting how the same people who said you can't blame all white people for slavery suddenly want to blame any particular crime on every immigrant. "Individualism for me, collective guilt for thee."

sleeping for 16 hours is fun but also slightly debilitating cuz wdym i woke up and it’s already tomorrow night?!?

we americans will do anything to avoid the metric system

oh i am the correct amount of stoned for this youtu.be/Ir9do-YQoC8?...

"Luigi Mangione" sounds like what you'd say if you were pretending to have seen The Godfather and somebody asked you who your favorite character was.

wackeroni & cheese

Tell me again how sports is unfair if trans kids are allowed to play when everyone celebrates a guy who is twice as tall as his opponents

OH MY GOD!!!! A BEAUTIFUL NEW JWST IMAGE DROPPED!!!

Brian Thompson killing thousands of people by denying medical care to boost the stock price of UnitedHealthcare is just good business Luigi Mangione killing Brian Thompson for denying medical care is The Worst Crime In Human History

happy pride month! always a good time to share this iconic message by Matti from Finland

another doja tweet has hit endor

Depressingly, this has been exploited to convince people that trans rights are the causal element, that this is somehow our fault. But that misses that these graphs could just as easily be about racial diversity or abortion access, both of which show significant drops in support this year in polls.

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Happy Pride to Marsha P. Johnson AND Sylvia Rivera.

How many months have pants in them

look how they massacred my boy

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

“Thank goodness that the ICE agent didn't panic and murder someone” is a weird way to demonize the protestors.

i wonder how the internet will affect the long-term evolution of languages, if it isn’t already doing so

i’m stoned and this literally made me tear up at the end. humans are so fucking cool when they want to be 💫

the fuck it will