This is the exact situation we mean when we say the center is ultimately just a landing strip for the far-right. Only a few years ago, everyone recognized she had some of the most extreme views in politics. She’s not moved an inch since then, and the DNC is ready to send her a fruit basket.

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The Bulwark continues its crusade against Hasan Piker, now featuring the Third Way dude lobbing personal insults at Hasan, calling him a "vile person" while Mona Charen nods along. Deeply pathetic stuff.

the most anti free speech administration in this country’s history

Is this the dumbest Ron Johnson in the entire multiverse?

another classic of the genre

Kamen Rider on Motorcycle = Boring Kamen Rider on Jet Ski = AWESOME!!!

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

Republicans worry that the peace president's forever war will be bad for Republicans.

The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.

"The Government cannot escape liability for DOGE’s work by scapegoating ChatGPT." A US judge slammed DOGE's use of AI in a decision today blocking the termination of $100M in humanities grants, finding DOGE lacked authority and unlawfully based decisions on race and viewpoint buff.ly/Qw0qcDH

The extremely rare catcopus.

30 percent of Americans are against [squints at notes] the Pope urging peace

On May 16th. It's happening. I will be hosting a 15-hour Hot Blooded All-Sports Movie Marathon.

One reason Republicans are banning books and classes on race is because reading even one book about Jim Crow or Reconstruction makes it clear that they are hoping to reinstate segregation.

Wow. Chaos on the Tennessee House floor. Tennesseans yelling in the gallery and Democrats locking arms in one final stand, as Republicans vote to advance new congressional maps that will carve up the state’s only majority-Black congressional district.

Protestors are entirely peaceful, but the rotunda is literally filled with troopers as Tennessee Republicans pass their racist 9-0 maps stripping majority Black Memphis of representation. @GovBillLee @MarshaBlackburn

I have been making fun of the Odyssey since I was a teenager and I’m not going to stop just because a director with a very parasocial fanbase has made it his mission to turn the Ancient Greek version of “Dude Where’s My Car” into a Very Serious Movie.

The Iron & Wine outfits are what you wear to a California wedding when the invitation says “classy casual dress in the colors of sunset”

It’s absolute horses out there innit, blimey

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This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

Cybertek shows up in a background headline on Daredevil Born Again. Agents of Shield stans: See! The show is canon!!

This is the 82-year-old state senator the FBI just raided because she successfully redistricted Virginia to match racist Republican redistricting efforts. They targeted her because she's ruthless and effective. They don't want anyone else to play within their new rules.

The Trump Administration has been using law enforcement to target elected leaders, particularly Black elected leaders, since they singled out Ras Baraka and LaMonica McIver when they tried to inspect a detention center.

and again, all of this is happening in the name of “equal protection”

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

RIP

Nicer Shampoo Tragically Worth The Extra Money https://theonion.com/nicer-shampoo-tragically-worth-the-extra-money/

RIP Ted Turner. Colorization is evil, but if you've seen some of these movies 10,000 times already it's kinda fun to see a fucked-up version of them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNS...

I hope he’s comfortable enough.

New Episodes of @goofpodcast.bsky.social start next week and will continue every other week until Mer and I get tired. (So probably like 6 episodes.) We're diving into some LIFETIME MOVIES. (None of these, sadly.)

Maye Musk out there like, "Leave my son, me, alone."

The naked corruption of DOJ's indictment of James Comey has been widely demonstrated by legal experts. But here's the thing: Trump is *openly* calling for prosecutions of his enemies that are expressly, consciously untethered from law. That creates a special problem. newrepublic.com/article/2099...

Here’s how the AI Boom, such as it is, has impacted my life: it has been used as an excuse to lay off my friends for bot equivalents that never came. It has made mass culture and art immeasurably worse. I have a stalker with AI psychosis. So, no, I don’t more data centers. I want less of all that.

This collection is the best

THREAD: Weirdest athlete/president combos from Leaf’s bizarre President’s Day set Dominik Hasek/Bill Clinton

Steve Tasker/Warren G. Harding

Every journalist on earth is just a foot soldier in a weird psychosexual argument between six rich people at an orgy.

Calling all physical media freaks in Chicago! I’m hosting a VHS Swap at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social next month! Bring your tapes, you might make a friend!

So, let's do a photo-op with kids and an adjudicated rapist, a sex trafficker, that guy who blew up a girl's school, and the guy who helped bring back measles.

The signal. #grickledoodle #batman #latte #cafe #coffee #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

And before you take a test, always prompt your pencil to only write correct answers!