People setting fire to the kitchen warning about guy who wants to microwave fish.

In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

BREAKING: Apple has REMOVED the ICEBlock app from the App Store due to “objectionable content.” More billionaires bending the knee.

Mac Jones looks like he's going to flip a coin to decide whether Robin lives or dies.

the hero we need

Even creepier given that this was written by a 63-year-old dude

you can't tell me there's an AI actress named "tilly norwood" and then turn around and expect me to believe there's a real actor named "finn wolfhard." i simply do not accept it

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Abolish ICE.

Arkansas police pulled over an Indian GrubHub driver wh ois married to a U.S. citizen. They found a bottle of Opium-brand perfume, arrested him for narcotics possession, and turned him over to ICE, where he was held for 30 days. He has now been stripped of his immigration status.

It’s fun to read this Politico story against the backdrop of that oath to only report approved news that the Pentagon tried to get reporters to sign. I think every quote is an anonymous snipe. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

The regime is deporting an Atlanta journalist and being pretty open about the fact that it‘s in direct retaliation for his coverage: “An immigration judge granted Guevara a $7,500 bond in July, but the government filed a stay, claiming that his reporting on law enforcement activity was dangerous”

Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"

Chicago, Illinois, 2025: "They had the Black people in one van, and the immigrants in another van." "They was bringing the kids down, had them zip-tied to each other." "I kept asking, 'What is the morality?' One of them laughed. He said, 'Fuck them kids.'" abc7chicago.com/post/ice-chi...

They're dropping out of helicopters and blowing the doors off of homes . . . to catch undocumented immigrants.

With Chicago in the ICE crosshairs right now, here are some independent and nonprofit media orgs to read, follow and support. Unraveled: @unraveledpress.com Block Club Chicago: @blockclubchi.bsky.social Chicago Reader: @chicagoreader.com The TRiiBE: @thetriibe.com WBEZ: @wbez.org

Our president is an international punchline, and so are we.

We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

“this page does not reflect reality”

It really should not go unremarked that Mike Johnson *just admitted that the President of the United States is unwell.*

Look, I have my criticisms of Obamacare. But you can't say this stuff for 10 years now and, whenever you're asked what your concrete alternative is, keep saying "oh, we'll announce that two weeks from now, and you'll really love it". Either you have a plan or you don't. (They don't).

*A DHS fuckboi fumed over Bad Bunny's upcoming Super Bowl halftime show...

This is illegal, plain and simple, with penalties including removal from federal service, debarment from federal employment for five years, and a fine of $1000. 5 U.S.C. § 7326. A country which valued the rule of law would enforce its laws.

❗OFFICIAL❗Tilly Norwood and Clippy are dating😍

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals? J: I didn't see it D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

Do you ever think about the fact that Wikipedia is the last good major website on the internet? You aren't bombarded with ads. It doesn't try to push video on you, and it doesn't redirect you to a scam site.

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

Chicago is being terrorized by ICE terror squads.

R.I.P. to a real real one 🫡

“Trad cath” is, weirdly, code for “unfamiliar with Catholicism”

We need clear communication with the people. And if the government won’t meet people’s material needs during this shutdown, the party should. It’s time to use our resources to help others, not just get candidates elected. More food banks, less fundraising.

if transgender for everybody is a consequence of shutting down the government, that’s a deal i’ll have to take

Trump in 2011: "If there is a shutdown, I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. He's the only who has to get people together!"

This is enriched weapons-grade shade

STEPHANOPOULOS: The Democratic proposal is designed to prevent millions of Americans from losing their health insurance, losing Medicaid coverage, or paying higher healthcare premiums. Why are you against that? MIKE JOHNSON: That's an absurd statement STEPHANOPOULOS: It's a factual statement

feels like a thing placed in documentaries before horrifying footage

if I haven't been fucking around, then why do I keep finding out

"Then I wrote FART on a piece of paper and threw it at them!:

If Fox News just started playing footage on loop for a bit from the Matthew Broderick Godzilla, the literal president would probably bomb Madison square garden

BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Hold on a second. Answer the question. As Speaker, do you believe it's appropriate to use American cities as training grounds for the military, calling those people 'the enemy within'? JOHNSON: I'm not comment on your characterization of what the president said. S: Those are quotes

Let them rot imo

Post a fictional comedian who would definitely accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Witness video shared to Facebook shows feds swiftly grabbing someone off the street at Lawrence and Kedzie this morning and putting them in an unmarked car. Locals know this is a busy intersection, the beating heart of Albany Park:

Record demand to visit War Zone Chicago.