QAnon was the pedophiles the president was friends with along the way.

Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski

Mamdani’s next speech: So this big guy comes up to me with tears in his eyes

Hitting that country club was an idiotic move

Mamdani could end this all now if he just said "You know who I think is sooo cool? Whoever killed Epstein 😍"

lmao

Archeologists Gen Z 🤝 Is it a ritual?

hahahahaha I knew it. "I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."

trump has never looked at or even talked about jd vance this way lol

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy

this is the world's most confusing day for centrist Democrats who just voted to condemn socialism and tried to sink Mamdani's campaign for months

Napoleon of Crime, Upstate New York Division:

Shedeur Sanders Confident He Can Deliver Everything Browns Fans Have Come To Expect https://theonion.com/shedeur-sanders-confident-he-can-deliver-everything-browns-fans-have-come-to-expect/

bloody insane

I think I heard somewhere that Mamdani's mom is a film director and his dad is hypnotoad.

Of all the weird nonsense Trump has said recently, the most revealing is when he got angry and called a reporter “insubordinate” this week for asking MBS about Jamal Khashoggi’s murder. Just a real Holy Shit moment.

DOJ is now recruiting for immigration judges by calling them “deportation judges.” That’s seems really bad.

Not all heroes wear capes. But some of them do

Important to remember that even as the Trump regime flails and falters, they remain hell-bent on marching us all into a Reich built on widespread genocide. www.bbc.com/news/article...

*everybody who has paid off or is still paying off their bachelor's degree in classics* OK THANKS CHRIS I'VE GOT THIS IT'S GENITIVE OF SUUM GENUS, "HIS/HER/ITS OWN KIND," GENITIVE OF ATTRIBUTE, YOU GOT ANY MORE QUESTIONS LIKE THIS YOU CALL ME UP OK I'M RIGHT OVER HERE

“The worst ten day period *so far*!”

this is the peace plan we should be pushing russia goes home and gets nothing. they learn from this that adventures in occupying neighbors has no benefit and only costs

"As someone who is definitely NOT antisemitic, I strongly believe all the Jews should be sent to their own country on the other side of the world."

If you too would like the burden of understanding this hed/subbed combo, can’t recommend Wild Faith by @swordsjew.bsky.social enough!

lol come on

Kinda grim that this was the government going “well ok fine, if swastikas are UNPOPULAR I guess we won’t do it”

Houlahan points out that courts have found Trump has taken at least 150 unlawful actions since re-taking office, "so yes, those kinds of things are going on. Just because you are the president doesn't mean everything that comes out of your mouth is lawful."

hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay

The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.

We don't really know how bicycles work.

NEW: Evanston has released video + reports surrounding a 10/31 incident where a CBP agent threatened to shoot people + another beat a handcuffed man. We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:

A pair of snowy owls on the coast of Chicago

“Turning to Bovino, the Court specifically finds his testimony not credible. Bovino appeared evasive over the three days of his deposition, either providing ‘cute’ responses to Plaintiffs' counsel's questions or outright lying.”

we must abolish ICE

The Epstein Files bill has a lot of protections in it to prevent Bondi from doing what we all suspect she's going to do: hold back or redact because of an open investigation or national security concerns. If she improperly withholds, she'll be sued, and SCOTUS will eventually decide.

They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.

Sounds about reich

Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle. 2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%. The average human is around 20-40%, for reference. They're *all* muscle.

Because it was bullshit.

Struggling to come up with a meaningful list of jobs this from which WOULDN’T get you fired and put on a security watchlist. Great stuff

Uhhh, there are countless media articles doing just that.

Just a reminder that one of the January 6ers Trump pardoned was arrested last month for threatening to murder Jeffries. Another was sentenced to life this year for plotting to murder the officials who prosecuted him.

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

Musk has apparently manipulated Grok so much that it says he's a better athlete than LeBron James and a funnier comedian than Jerry Seinfeld. Imagine being so insecure you need to program an LLM to boost you like that.

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

This is the indecent where the agent rammed her with his car, pulled a gun on her, and said “do something, bitch.” He later bragged about it in text messages.