Wait, so, until this moment, did Mullin — who *serves in the U.S. Senate with Paul* — think that dueling was…legal?

Mullin is so clearly unqualified to run DHS that any senator who votes to put this man in charge of any federal agency, let alone DHS, is announcing their own disqualification for office.

“Larry, it looks like Netflix is gonna get Warner Bros., but if you really really want it, Larry, I’ll make sure you get it,” Trump said, according to an amended complaint filed on Tuesday. Worst part -- none of this is surprising.

This is what they're up to as their leaders are making an offer of ostensibly good faith reforms to congress lol

Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign. Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us. What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over.

The best thing about Chicago elections is the catty posts after polls close about which candidates have cash bars at their election night parties

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there’s probably not any universe where trump gets the big coalition of allies he wants to take military action in iran, but the fact that he demonstrably doesn’t even know who the president of ireland is, and doesn’t know that she’s a woman, tells you volumes about how hard he tried to enlist them

well that went way deeper than I was expecting

billionaire being interviewed: i havent listened to a single note of music in 27 years. think about it, music was basically invented, what, maybe 50 years ago? interviewer: this is really interesting

LOOK AT THIS GRAPH

A reminder that Democrats agreed to fund TSA, FEMA, CISA and the Coast Guard, but republicans blocked that funding.

this shirt from dashare.zone has appeared on Food Network, making it the third shirt i've designed which has appeared on Food Network. i'm not a celebrity head in general but i have to admit i'm a big fan of food, and it's cool to receive approval from something you've been eating for years

"His remarks have no basis in reality" "Then he drifted off and never completed the thought" "That's a bit of a mystifying statement" I don't recall the NYT writing quite this dismissively before, even on the liveblog. Interesting trend to watch.

Joe Don Baker’s headstone is so badass

This sketch from SNL made me laugh a lot. youtu.be/59CpJqCbxXs?...

this is who writes our posts btw

ABUGO TO THE POLLS!!!

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Analysis: What if newspapers talked about matters of life and death like adults?

a year without any charges whatsoever. it still stuns me. i can't begin to think what she must have gone through.

Tuesday’s Page One @financialtimes.com

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"Instead of endorsing a bipartisan housing affordability bill, Trump insists Congress pass his anti-voting SAVE America Act. Given the choice between real accomplishments that would benefit consumers and might provide an election platform and outright cheating, Trump chooses cheating every time."

DLSS 5 OFF // DLSS 5 ON

Breaking News: A New Jersey woman who took part in pro-Palestinian demonstrations at Columbia University in 2024 has been released from a federal detention center in Texas, where she had been held for more than a year. She has not been charged with a crime. nyti.ms/4sJs8In

[with alt text] clearly the “How To Pope 101” manual Francis left Leo included several chapters on subtweeting Trump, who has complained openly about media coverage of dead Iranian kids being bad for war PR this is exactly what his job is and I am very glad he’s doing it

"Your Honor, I ask the court -- does this sound like the kind of man who would force himself on an innocent child?"

Yeah, there was no introspection among humans prior to 1920. Just ask Hamlet.

truly astonishing how many people refuse to see what is plainly in front of them

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If she's on your ballot, vote for Ginger Odom. Judges' areas are complicated, so I'm not sure where the hell you have to live to be counted towards Cook County Circuit Court 1st Subcircuit, but if you are vote for her. "Girl, I Guess" agrees.

“i knew the bees would swarm me. i predicted it a long time ago”

My dudes, if you’ve got something to say, now’s the time to say it! Get in the DMs! Pitch something so I don’t have to do this whole zine myself!

When there are no consequences for the last bad thing, you'll get a next worse thing.

a fundamental thing about trump is that other people literally do not exist to him. he does not perceive them to be real.

UPDATE from U.S. District Judge Elaine Bucklo: Case dismissed.

While dropping off his kids, federal agents detained an Afghan refugee who served alongside U.S. special forces. He died less than 24 hours later. This is the 43rd death in ICE custody since Trump retook office. We need accountability and justice for all those who’ve died under their watch.

Buddy Guy often plays a polka dot guitar, & wears polka dots. The reason why is a heartbreaking reminder of the Great Migration. The man IS living history. www.225batonrouge.com/article/hey-...

Tell the Republicans to abolish ICE.

It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.

If you don't see the problem with forcing this man to carry an F for female on his driver's license then I don't know what to tell you