holy shit we've got the first spring training games of the season getting broadcast today too, this is the most Nothing Matters But The Vibes Are Alright day in living memory

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O’s fans beware, these rock.

Orlando City season predictions time! Bold prediction: Orlando will finish somewhere in the Eastern Conference standings. They'll win some of their 34 games, they'll even lose some too. Some players will be good, some will stink, one will be a breakout start. Who? Not so fast.

the leopard is eating its own face

Remember how hyped the content stream was when this was first introduced? Feels like everyone’s already given up.

“Please like my team” ass energy @orlandocitysc.com

NASCAR IS SO BACK LETS GOOOO

Temperature above freezing, plus direct sunlight

a fate worse than death, being perceived as dutch

saying this as a guy that can’t wait to watch the cup series ride around and fuel save at Daytona for four hours next week, this sucks

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

being locked in for green day performing at the super bowl must be what it was like for boomers when The Who were the halftime act a not that long time ago

😐

Jeffries finally getting around to reading up on this Trump guy.

babe wake up, latest round of Rays stadium renderings just dropped

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

Gotta suck shit being a true Trump believer. You spend years roiling in anger over made-up bullshit. You fill a little bottle with piss or whatever and spray a 5-foot tall woman with it. She instantly squares up to kick the shit out of you. You go to jail. The goons you idolize say you work for her.

it is the same playbook everywhere. “vote for us! we will make you great again by punishing the people you hate! do not pay attention to the fact that we’re also shoveling your money into the pockets of the uber wealthy and building a giant boot to step on your face too (preferably forever)”

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

the percentage of the country that would excitedly off one of those guys, if granted full immunity, is probably just as high as the percentage of people that support them

i do not know how this goes on for three more years

if the Yankees were the betting favorite to win a third straight World Series to break baseball New Yorkers would never let the world love that down. so we need to be okay when LA does it

sometimes a lineup comes through town that’s so strong you didn’t know it’s exactly what will heal your soul

there’s really never been a better time for world leaders to uniformly stand up to the simple most unpopular guy trying to do an extremely unpopular thing with a simple “fuck you, loser” and call his bluff

Look at my lib state, dawg.

the season will absolutely not start on time next year lol

dodgers got another, huh

I'm still flabbergasted that this flub somehow made it to air. What was the reason behind it? Why Meatwad?

Kellyn Acosta's new manager had exactly five seconds to come up with an alias 31 years ago and has been stuck with it ever since.

love to see a move that makes no sense to anybody

hearing rumors of duval

Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.

😭

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

Loser franchise stays on it.

every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead

Important first aid tip here.

started PTO at the same time all of the office suckers went back to work just so I could be on the high ground for a moment

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

WOW!!!!!!!

me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people? me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again

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