Zohran:

somewhere in Michigan on Portra 400 (October 2020)

Dawg we cannot be *encouraging* dudes to become macktivists ru kidding me rn?

Cathy is a Billy Joel fan

Get in loser, we’re manufacturing consent

I dunno who needs to hear this but

How stupid is it possible to be

Omg Naylor?

the silver lining about taking a tough loss in a college football game is that at least it was only a practice game. the actual football games don't start until tomorrow

…FIFTY?

Lol these idiots really think we're all gonna buy something at the end of this

Every time a clip shows up on my feed thats like "AI is getting dangerously good, this is gonna fool people" and its got the Breaking Bad yellow "mexico" filter and the faces cant decide what face they wanna be- I dont wanna be a snob but like, the slop still looks really sloppy to me???

a “Space Force”, if you will

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Vaxxed?

Man, imagine being Jeffrey Epstein. Your entire life has been devoted to obtaining blackmail material for people in positions of power, and then suddenly one of them becomes President of the United States… but then your old friend depression shows up again…

"Perhaps our identities are just sunk costs, and we’re bound by pride to keep being more ourselves with each passing day." --Patrick Dubuque

every single day

This is one came out really fun. Sound up:

As the leaves are blown from their branches, my neighbor's cat is leaping around trying to snag them midair Never seen anything like this, do cats just go Rodman-mode?

currently laying shirtless on my laundry room floor slowly hacking up everything ive eaten today as i watch the seattle mayoral election results roll in wish this was a bit

Man this shit is buck wild. These candidates are as different as the race is close.

The Democrats doing the courageous thing for like 5 weeks in a row was starting to concern me, just that perhaps I had misjudged their character. This sucks, but it does make much more sense.

Yeah I’ll call my senators. Call em a dumb ass.

Man the used car market is so goofed up third-gen camaros are worth money now. Not big money, but like. A Z28 with *150k* still costing like five grand is truly joker world shit

Stephen A. Smith has cut a grotesque new AI ad for Solitaire Cash, a solitaire-branded app that belongs as a notable new entry in mobile game hell. defector.com/stephen-a-sm...

People are focusing on the fact that he’s becoming a Miyazaki villain with his face being held together by a fading magic spell, and that’s fine. But have you also considered the wettest ear you’ve ever seen?

lmao

look, when you can hire the guy who helped trade for and pay Deshaun Watson, you simply have to do it

Heres my take: Framber Valdez's ideal landing spot is Cincinnati. The small confines wont hurt him cuz he doesn't allow fly balls, and they have a bunch of really exciting infield defenders behind him to scoop up all of the grounders he produces

This may be the funniest election in 100 years www.npr.org/2025/08/29/n...

quick proof they’re doing this

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Anyway, Dick Cheney is a fossil fuel now. It's what he loved most. Besides killing.

a send-off: defector.com/dick-cheney-...

It should have been him

Man every time I get sick I just know I'm gonna die as soon as I get my first like real old people illness. Fighting thru cancer in my 50s? Dawg I'm 26 and ready to give up to a bad cough

Woke up today to the news

Damn. This would likely mark the end of the combination Taco Bell/Pizza Hut.

This is incorrect. He accepted the light of Islam on his death bed.

To my friend Dick Cheney - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.

It drives me nuts whenever I hear a pundit say "regardless of Mamdani's politics, the party must learn from X" Like no! You can't just emulate his style because it is downstream of his real politics, like 'Giving a shit about other people' and 'Not always being a coward' This comes natural to him

Pirates writer

I'm wheezinggg this is so funny

Trump managed to endorse Cuomo before Schumer could decide if he supports the democrat

Remember when Mike Pence attended Hamilton and the cast adlibbed some resistlib patter personally to him? Why did none of them feel immense shame about performing in a show that would seem initially appealing to Mike Pence?