anyone want a gently used "5 tool" mitch haniger bobblehead? honestly i think i can live without it

"surveillance is good if you don't like the people that are being surveilled" is a deeply unhealthy mindset even if you have a good reason not to like them

I actually think it's bad for the government to be surveilling its citizens inside their private vehicles, regardless of what veneer of legitimacy you try to put on top of it

one day we will find out orlando magic offensive possessions are carcenogenic. every paolo iso dribble u saw took 10 minutes off ur life expectancy

gas is 5.20...*on the rez*

Don't make the tiny man dribble while everyone else stands still:

I think that’s the most pathetic game I’ve ever seen Nikola Jokic play. He needs to fix his soul.

i like betMGM's new ad where they suggest that the solution to the male loneliness epidemic is to become a degenerate gambler *in an app*

everyone owes rudy gobert an apology, forever

nothing like knicks basketball in the playoffs

This is going to sound weird, but I mean it: I don't think there's anyone who's as good at watching baseball as Sam is.

my unpopular opinion is that we're better off with Kash running the FBI and we should hope he keeps his job as long as Trump does

OLALLAA indeed 🤌 https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1967-citroen-ds21/

Total WAR vs Wins for every team

In early April, a warehouse worker burned down a $500 million Kimberly-Clark facility and told his co-workers exactly why. The federal government’s response tells you more about power in America right now than the fire itself does.

Dan Wilson slotting Casey Legumina into the “my team is losing a close game late” role and sticking to it is terrific stuff. I love it here.

Toyota's lowest trim package is called LE... limited edition? it can't be Low End or Loser Edition cuz the mid trim is XLE and everyone knows X is for Xtra confoundingly, the top trim is called "Limited" what are we doing here? is XLE some sort of Thompson twins XLNC situation?

It's complicated for me because I want the Mets to win but I set up a bot that places a $15 prop bet on every Mets hitter grounding out to second base and have already made $625,000 this year.

god they'll jump on literally any bag of dogshit with a D next to their name

marketplace finds

*to the tune of sweet caroline* Pope's weak on crime Ba ba baaaaa

one day we will find out orlando magic offensive possessions are carcenogenic. every paolo iso dribble u saw took 10 minutes off ur life expectancy

“I'm a WNBA player. Don't use athletes like me to exclude trans women.”

some kinda take by julio there

Arby’s corporate chef division is staffed entirely by dogs, there is no way a human being would choose to go out into the world and eat this abomination

as a reminder: if you are freaking out about your team, IT'S FUCKING APRIL goddamn man go chill

babe...i was thinking...what if we got married? i just really wanna borrow your rental altima

the people demand the baseball fez

just went to ulta, the lady demanded my full name and phone number or "you wont be able to return the product". i got a paper reciept, she was just totally lying right?

if you ever see my ass talking to the new york times about anything at all, let alone trans stuff, please know that they have a gun pointed at me and come rescue me!!!!!!!!!!

In Telegram groups, men are sharing thousands of nonconsensual images of women and girls, buying spyware, and engaging in doxing and sexual abuse. www.wired.com/story/men-ar...

Yeah I’ll call my senators. Call em a dumb ass.

Donald Trump has been clamoring for the Nobel Peace Prize since he retook office. It’s unlikely that the war is helping Trump’s case with the Nobel committee, especially after he threatened Tuesday morning to wipe Iran and its history from the face of the Earth. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Defensive pass interference on Texas, number 23. 15-yard penalty. Automatic first down.

YES! WE NEED MORE CARS IN COLOR!!!! www.caranddriver.com/news/a708666...

You know whose fault it actually is that bluesky is dying? the reply guys, who consistently let down power users with substandard riffs and slightly off-topic GIFs

shit sucks rn but im looking forward to watching my grandkids playin as a blue haired bitch called Fern in Sniper Elite 37, snipping jd vance's vas deferens all the way from baltimore

Heartbreaking: Astronaut is an email job

I wrote about some early takeaways from the new challenge system that has every casual baseball fan I've talked to this year buzzing

Is there a term for this www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...

One thing I like about social media is if someone tells you to take a long walk off a short pier, that is regarded as a real and serious death threat

anyone remember the url of the taylor swift-sufjan stevens bodyswap fiction tumblr? that shit was so funny i wanna go read it again

Imaging wanting to live in a place like this. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

A common thing you hear from Journalism Knowers is something like "Do you want people to write 'and that is bad' every time?" and the answer is yes. I do want that.

if i get honestly misinterpreted and upset a bunch of people, that's on me because the whole fucking job is communicating clearly