Teen Sick Of Mother Barging Into Room With Clean, Folded Clothes https://theonion.com/teen-sick-of-mother-barging-into-room-with-clean-folde-1819577305/

Bitch I Can Eat All the Things

these dudes think theyre michèle mouton when really theyre gettin michèle pooped on. bam

i love things so strongly

그림 교환🦊🐱 @foxpopvli.bsky.social

i havent posted in a long time but my friend Sasha is in a bit of a bind at the moment. she needs a bit of financial help to go towards her transition. this money will go toward hormones, tests, and an endocrinologist. the goal is $300 USD. see replies

oc + vehicle commission for @stealingsociety.bsky.social thank you so much for your support! . #commission #art #illustration

Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates https://theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-job-he-hates-1819567149/

A number of Xbox Crocs customers have reported red ringworms of death appearing on their feet. paletteswap.site/dif...

Disaster Report 4: beans

Stop what you're doing and draw yourself. Or not. But you should, its fun.

For a fraction of the cost, I can make placeholders for you that are guaranteed to slip through to final build and far beyond. #indiedev #gamedev #GodotEngine

you noticed!!

books have no tech tree, no fog of war

Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/

We made a comic about a shooting star.

mcdonalds is the place to rock

they came up with a third place and it's just campaigning for zohran lol

The only use of AI I've seen that I would call art is this one guy who posts entire Office episodes but during the talking head interviews everyone is getting a non stop cum facial

Wanker Brothers Café

Tonight I’m cheering for baseball

This is Bad (source: network.fintechtakes.com/library/3d38...)

shit like nobody's watching thru the gap in the stall

thinking about this diva at the dd’s discounts today

Fair point

Ba alors Julie ?

Bluesky is #neutral +9.9% sentiment 1. @bloomfilters.bsky.social + 2. @jbenmenachem.com + 3. @nberlat.bsky.social + 4. @grindagoat.bsky.social + 5. @moryan.bsky.social +

Hey check out this dude's stick

Apologies on our end, we have yet to play Battlefield 6. Here is our review of Battlefield 2: Bad Company. paletteswap.site/dif...

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mini mart

Based on Bluesky's current growth and usage metrics, there's only about six months before everyone on here becomes pregnant at the same time. We will all give birth around Jan 2027 and the shared experience of childrearing "the Bluesky generation" will unite us in purpose and, possibly, all thought.

Fall is for #bundlingup bro

Blep. @nekodoiko.bsky.social

COCKCOCKCOCK, COCK!

death of imagination

Je vais pouvoir tout accomplir grâce à mon nouvel ami

I might be one of them

To celebrate my new handle, it's raffle time‼️ There will be two winners! 1st- your choice of a custom ceramic sculpture (6"x6" max) OR a large woodburn (~11"x8" max, have several shapes) 2nd- custom pendant of any animal + woven cord! to enter, simply follow and repost! ends Dec 1st!