Thinking about him 🥲

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

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Been getting a lot of use out of this one lately

Lol

I think this lady could solve a lot of the problems happening in the world right now

I guess between Louis CK returning to Netflix, Kanye West selling out stadiums, and an adoring Michael Jackson biopic being released, I feel like I am going insane all of the time living in a completely evil culture and economy

JJ Abrams being giving 250 mil by Warner Bros and setting it on fire is so funny. One of the biggest hacks in Hollywood

What if we tried calling him Drumpf

"I walked on the moon... did a push-up, ate an egg on it. What else can you do with it?"

On hold with the electric company

Hey

Beano #559, April 4, 1953

This truly is the best tweet ever made.

I think I fell off Disco Elysium quickly the first time because I tried doing a balanced starting build and it didn't really work for me. I'm playing as the Thinker archetype now and the early game feels a lot more rewarding

Bluesky devs have had more arguments with their users in public than they have added features anyone wants

How come it's Good Friday if it's supposed to have been the day Jesus died? That seems like it would have been a Bad Friday for him

Donkey Kong kill screen coming up #WorstThingsToSayDuringSex #AtMidnight @midnight

If you haven't already cancelled your Nextflix subscription I would think their decision to give a notorious sex pervert comedian a new special might be a good reason to do so

Some of my favorite tweets I will never be able to find again. There was one guy who said it was suspicious that Prince Phillip died a few weeks after the COVID vaccine came out (this was long before the corny "vaxxed?" joke was a thing) and like a million people got super pissed off at him

This is what happens to you the moment you turn 30

watching new super mario film. luigi and princess peach are in a motel room for most of it so far, he has these bugs under his skin from experiments the army did on him when he was over in iraq. they just took their clothes off. no yoshi yet, keeping my eyes peeled

They only decided to send people back to the moon because that Ryan Gosling astronaut movie is making a lot of money

Let me just stop you right there

Today is the first day in history where Easter Sunday has fallen on the same day as April Fools Day. April Fools

Happy April Fool

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 01,1948

Nancy and Sluggo exchange their heads

This is how I find out Bob Dylan died. RIP

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