I would simply not use AI if my work depended on complex chains of factual assertions

Man we're really speedrunning the W era here Sure, let's propose privatizing social security/retirement in ridiculous investment vehicles, why not Just let me get a real good grip on that third rail before you switch it on

one must exercise discretion and inner peace when attempting to procure the proper gherkin from its holy vessel

PARKOUR

i would wear a top hat while buying the toaster, that's class and fanciness right there

Spanish was cooking when they called them "for water"

Inside of you there are two very depressed lions, please get them some help, it doesn't have to be like this

I have good news: there was (is?) a photo of then gov W accepting a Bowie knife as a gift there in the gift shop that is perhaps one of the funniest I've ever seen, that does not appear online from what I can tell

Adult serving size: One hundred thousand puffs

HoA's should never get nuclear first strike capability

that armor he wears is amazing- it hits all the most important points: • top 3 ribs • his knuckles • his head, but *just* the face (so he can make sure his exposed brain is getting enough air)

Allow your crotch to experience the freedom it has been so long denied

Barbecue, North Carolina en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecu...

oh my god it's tim robbins

The Villages

ISAAC CHOTINER: So, the food bowl. It's empty, you say? CAT: That's right. IC: And has it ever not been empty? C: Not that I can recall, no, it has not. IC: Fascinating. And this bit of food caught in your whiskers, where would you say that's- C: Now hold on, this is about the bowl, not

i realized a long time ago that setting this video to the nfl primetime music would be the best thing i ever do on the internet i'm okay with that

I'm becoming the Spirograph guy but for pre-digital Kodak film products

classic dad lie brian just whipped up: we can't go down to the beach yet because the sand is too cold, they turn the subterranean heaters on every morning at 9 to warm it up, so we have to stay here and finish our coffee until then

ranch for poorly drawn horses

My hottest of car enthusiast takes: RWD is Bad AWD is Worse Manual transmissions are an anachronism on par with manual spark advance now that dual clutch transmissions (and to a lesser extent,transmissions like the ZF 9 speed) exist

if the bassist looks like this you're gonna die in that pit

pretty rude of nature to play rain sounds 10 hour mix when i'm trying to get going for the day

Oof streak gone - proof I have no idea what their models are. Got the year off the sliver of wheel visible just on vibes Cardle 5/5 Total Score 83 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Hay cientos, o quizás miles, de variedades de arepas en Colombia. Un investigador se ha recorrido el país para documentarlas

Me sending the requested changes to Reviewer 2:

“listen, we’re gonna get him down. we just need to reset the power conn-“ BIA BIAAAAAAAA

Orion

still holds the record for newest non-crashed car I ever saw at pull-a-part by nearly a decade

this is bananas and I love it

that's rollercoaster tycoon you can't fool me

Actual age + somehow damp all the time

Squint a lot

kid me watching The Witches (1990):

It me

people don't actually want to smoke. they want The Stick That Takes 15 Minutes

Paul Allen best to ever do it (become a billionaire and spend a ton of money in interesting ways without apparently going insane)

There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee etc etc

In my payphone era

How dare you

@jerrified.bsky.social please jerrify me, this post was so bad only Jerry liked it

<deep breath> <dramatic pause> <slight grin> SPAAAAAACCCCE!!!!!

We’ve got to bring back mid-budget genre flicks to restore America

unpopular opinion: CVS (the source control system) was good, and I wish something closer to that with better merge tools had become more popular

i love goods and services

Happy #EdBallsDay to those who celebrate:

you know it smell crazy in there

me: “were you too young for the whale tail trend?” my husband: “oh girls did the whale tail to me, and let’s just say, I did it back” ??????

scream of wheat

Running errands is more fun in a fun car. 😉