Father Bob's going to replace every one of the USCCB perverts with refugees and advocates for the poor and I'm here for it.

twenty six thousand five hundred good lort they're rare and all but they know GM made this in the 90's right?

he's never been told "you know, Catholics aren't Christians" unprompted by a seemingly nice old lady in a Piggly Wiggly and it shows

do they know yaml? asking for a friend they have a lot riding on this rapture thing and might need some last minute assistance

Babies can hold more than their exterior volume in liquid it’s science

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

I mean it's been 11 years since, say, the "Clovis" SV episode of Veep, notably the only episode where the audience ends up rooting for the Creatures From The Hill. And 11 years since the "Silicon Valley" TV show started satirizing exactly this mindset. 10 years since Parks & Rec introduced Gryzzl...

I worked at a place that would do anything for a customer so long as they claimed they were thinking about buying a multiple of 10 units

Nixoncore:

I don't wanna be too mean to Wired given they're doing great coverage elsewhere, but uhhhh

8yo: dad did you ever meet frida kahlo me: no, she died before I was born 8yo: oh. MOM wife: Yes? 8yo: DID YOU EVER MEET FRIDA KAHLO

OH MY GOD The asshole Oklahoma Superintendent of Education caught with nekkid women on his office TV during a zoom meeting was ACTUALLY INNOCENT... in the MOST LUDICROUS WAY POSSIBLE

BELIEF IN THE FUTURE (1976)

You’re allowed to stop watching movies you don’t like, that’s why my most recent Star Wars reference is “Now this is podracing!”

This is why we need media literacy, Scarface is a movie about a cool guy

no way dude. cmon. that cant be it

One of the funniest scenes was when McNulty did a horrible British accent as a john on an undercover job. Not only hilarious but also the acting ability. Think of trying to do a horrible American accent.

WHAT'S THE CHARGE? EATING A SANDWICH? A SUCCULENT FLOOR SANDWICH?

Eeeeeee

ugh, have worked with so many good engineers on H1-B’s and the spousal version and this is awful

I really think that Dems should demand firing RFK Jr. as a condition to fund the government his negative value over replacement cabinet member is undoubtedly the highest in the administration

please, think about the damage you might cause before sending an invoice

I think there’s a wild division in threat models here that a lot of people on both sides are unwilling to address.

Early 2000’s nostalgia must be stopped

this is always my question! and it's not like a lot of the cool midcentury homes in LA where it might be on some amazing hillside or overlook this is flat-ass Houston

I'm in an extremely weird place right now because every time they escalate again I feel calmer about our long term chances but much more worried about our short term situation. This country would have been capable of being complacent straight through this if they'd slow-played it even a LITTLE BIT.

Who all up patronizing the local library kid DVD section

"The REPRESENTATIVE!!! REPRESENTATIVE!!! Cookbook"

humanities are not a vaccine against fascism. they had historians and philosophers too.

this is the good stuff right here

I love that this is getting “well actually it’s *only* [120-200] years before they acknowledged their mistake, NOT nearly 300” replies

“Oops all Jay Leno“ because he accidentally collected a tank

I avoided The Fast and the Furious for so long until someone pointed this out and was so mad at myself after watching it. It’s so good despite being silly and makes a few choices I love (like waiting to show he’s a cop until 30m in)

Grug needs to go back to cave Grug not like present times Grug preferred it when things were easy why can't life be normal, asks Grug

two buttons meme but it’s Adam Carolla

We don't know what's going to happen so might as well fight for better. That's really my basic political orientation.

Episode #4739258 of "the way the immigration system actually works in America is not even remotely how most Americans think it does, and is approximately a billion times worse in every possible direction"

Trump take Alf Phone

I collected this specific set of tiny phone people because I thought they all liked each other!

I, too, have had difficulty with speakers

Yo #weirdcarbs people, my friendly-looking vehicle has a “f-you get out of my way” horn, and I need an auxiliary nice horn. Which cars have the friendliest sounding horns?

I’m sorry but in the end everything is in fact about spice

“Chicken Dominator” is concerning

Reminded of the Taliban & the Buddhas of Bamiyan. I’m areligious, but I understand cultural heritage & symbolic acts. It feels like that.

Roll-out of "Vostok-1" Artists: Leonov Alexey Arkhipovich (1934 - 2019), Sokolov Andrey Konstantinovich (1931- 2007) Painted in 1982

Trump take Alf Phone

people wouldnt be talking about how much their moms and grandmoms wanted to fuck robert redford like the lyrics to "flower" by liz phair if he went around saying the nastiest most shocking shit he could think of to impress his idiot bro friends, something to think about

"touch grass" is bad advice. i am allergic to grass and it's a huge waste of water. we should instead be touching desert-friendly xeriscaping

RSVPing "maybe" to the protest noting my conflicting plans to steal the declaration of independence