the most divorced dads in the western hemisphere have been really mad at me all day today 😶

dude, I fucked up and accidentally got on the radar of angry middle aged guys on here and they are saying some of the dumbest shit you’ve ever seen 😅

man I really wish Dave Chappelle was even just half as cancelled as he says he’s always complaining that he is

I think it’s probably just a coincidence so many teachers are reporting that gen alpha and gen z are functionally illiterate and the steep rise in fascism in this country

Even the New York Times is acknowledging the systemic sexual abuse of the Israelis against the Palestinians now.

Yeah, I was never a huge fan of of the go off kings guys in particular- | just knew them more or less as "the bernie bros who play video games on twitch" from like 10 years ago and they were friendly with lefty podcast hosts I listened to

I just found out that the hantavirus isn't like covid- in that it's mainly spread by exposure to rat feces or by kissing someone. so the good news is I'm halfway safe, I just probably need to go buy some rat traps to fully lock it down

I don’t know why, but this just made me feel so disappointed

I vaguely remember hearing somewhere that towards the end of his life Isaac Newton got really into the paranormal or something? Maybe I made that up- either way I wasn’t sure so I googled it and i,,

Happy Mother’s Day 🩷💐

a really important skill related to organizing is the ability to talk to regular people who just genuinely don't know the stuff you know and be able to persuade them to seeing things your way

I think this is just a really clever way to get your neighbors to clean up your yard for you

That’s crazy. It makes me completely forget about the fact I’ll never be able to afford to live in the house I grew up in or send my kids to the same schools I went to

It always amazes me that there legitimately are people on here who will unironically post right wing nonsense, because I genuinely don’t understand why.

I want to be supportive because ultimately I genuinely believe he's been an invaluable help in educating the public and bringing millions of people to a state of class consciousness,

I was at the store earlier and I overheard this mom scold her, I wanna say, ten year old kid, “put those strawberries down- you know too much fruit is bad for you!” 🥲

I think I need my family and friends to hold an intervention for me, because I just caught myself eyeing a pair of bib cycling tights and I’m starting to think I have a problem ☹️

There’s some kind of immersive interactive play I keep getting ads for where the hook is it’s a mock trial and you as the audience act as the jury and I guess at the end you all deliberate and get to vote on the outcome or something Yeah, that’s just jury duty man. You know that thing people avoid?

"Musk pledged two years ago to build a state-of-the-art water recycling plant in Memphis to guarantee that his xAI servers wouldn’t deplete the city’s groundwater" "Now that Musk’s first data center is up and running, construction on the recycling facility has come to an abrupt halt"

At this point in order for US public transit to catch up to the rest of the developed world we would have to spend an estimated $4.6 trillion over the next 20 years.

no, no- of course not- what would ever give anybody that idea? we’re simply bombing them and they’re returning fire- but you have to understand, behind the scenes we’re sooo close to an end to this. 🫩 (this is legitimately how stupid they think you are btw)

hey kids wanna do some drugs?

everybody keeps talking about that virus on that cruise ship and they think they’re being really clever by going, “whatever you do don’t let them off that boat!” You know cruise ships make multiple stops, right? People have already gone on and off that boat like half a dozen times at this point

This statement is meant to be left-punching, but notice that the most popular left-wing candidates (Bernie, Mamdani, AOC) are superb at plain-spokenness, and it is the moderate wing that usually offers language that has been optimized and focus-grouped to death

I'm trying to replace my drivetrain on my bike and I think I'm giving myself a migraine 😑

I think I figured out a way to get zoomers excited about cycling

Breaking: WASHINGTON (AP) - Former Sen. Sherrod Brown wins Ohio Democratic primary for US Senate, setting up race seen as crucial for national party.

I thought I could save some money by signing up for hbo with a free trial, but it turns out it was trial by combat ☹️

first Slow Roll of the summer <3

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

So uhh… how exactly has that guy sitting on top of the Fredrick Douglas Bridge in DC been going to the bathroom? It’s been like 4 days?

My subtle brag up until this point has been that I am the only person my age or younger I know that does not have any tattoos, but it occurs to me that going forward that might be eclipsed by being the only person I know who has never used chat gpt or any kind of generative AI

So bc of the effect the war in Iran is having on gas prices the epa has rolled back restrictions to allow the sale of gas that’s 15% ethanol, as opposed to the standard 10. Ethanol burns faster meaning you’ll get significantly less mileage out of the same (now overly expensive) gasoline.

He’s teasing taking over Cuba. We’ve spent $30 billion on his disaster in Iran and the only thing we have to show for it gas 3000 dead, and gas prices above $5/gallon, and he’s talking about trying to take over Cuba 🫩

I hate containing multitudes. I can barely contain myself as it is

Happy International Workers' Day. Solidarity. Poster by @rlmartstudio.bsky.social, and also on my office wall.

They think you're stupid

brilliant. we took away the very concept of a pension, replaced them with 401Ks, destroyed the stock market, and then eroded those same 401Ks to the point where matching barely still exists, and now we’re just putting it entirely on the private sector. This is a nightmare.

"Meanwhile illegals get free healthcare" — She can't even be mad at a real injustice without inventing minorities who are somehow better off. Brainpan teeming with maggots.

a truly heart breaking (but extremely predictable) side effect of the israeli government and zionists around the globe very intentionally conflating all jewish people with the actions of the israeli government and the fascist zionist ideology is that there has been a gigantic rise in antisemitism

I think it's honestly so sweet that the youths have basically reinvented project chanonology from first principles

I was told Iran was begging for a deal?

people are always so negative about AI. They’re always saying “algorithms have ruined social media! blah blah blah” but these are the kinds of targeted ads I get as a cyclist Still think AI is “awful”??

she’s in her Rhythm Nation era

looks like it's time to shut up about losing range in the winter

muting accounts is such an underrated feature 🥰

in unrelated news- there has *never* been a better time to get into cycling and to start trying to improve/expand your local municipality's public transportation system!

Can’t wait to go see Granny Smith and the Broken Collar bones

Kid Rock was flown in on a helicopter to address the Pentagon. No, you read that right.

“I’m putting together a team”