the king of england
@thekingofengland.bsky.social
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(I am the actual king of england, but shhh! don’t tell anyone 🤫)
If they find him guilty they’re going to sentence him to the zoo
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Angus Johnston
about 5 hours ago
I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this. He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
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leon
about 9 hours ago
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
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watching Zohran get sworn in like:
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The Haters Guide to Pro Cycling
about 14 hours ago
My New Year’s resolutions are the same every year: read more books, ride my bike more. If I do these things, everything else improves: fitness, mental health, energy levels, not being so murdery, appetite, sleep, the need to scream in your face. Books and bikes, they make life better.
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Oh my god! Has anybody seen my old acquaintances?!
about 14 hours ago
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New year new drive way (I burned 452 calories, please clap)
about 14 hours ago
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No video has ever encapsulated my experience of living in my adopted hometown more than this video somebody posted of like 20 minutes before we got hit with a blizzard yesterday
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about 15 hours ago
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rabbit rabbit 🐰
about 16 hours ago
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Okay, I lied- I went to the bar lol
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what’s up all my fellow old people/dorks that don’t get invited to cool parties! Who’s down to fall asleep by 11- 11:30 at the latest?? 😎🤘
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I'mWintersMom
3 days ago
death is proof good things happen to bad people
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The Verge
1 day ago
Killing in the name of… nothing
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The year politics became brainrot
You don’t bring a persuasive argument to a gunfight.
https://buff.ly/6xg9aOe
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“hey can you pass me that sponge? What?! No not that one- that’s too girly- pass me the *masculine* one
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jess m.
2 days ago
meanwhile.... medicine has taken INSANE leaps and bounds in the last 2 years. we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this?? between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
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It’s cold out and I have to go to the other side of town and I’m being a wuss
2 days ago
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yes. it's really me. the king of england.
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walking into 2026 and smiling so hard it makes my face hurt like:
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no, you don't get it- I tried touching grass, but I'm allergic
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@labeler.bikesky.social
Fixie Rider
3 days ago
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TW
3 days ago
Art.
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Dan of the Year
3 days ago
"everyone grieves differently" Erika Kirk:
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like 10 years ago I was on a layover between cleveland and new york and the only two people waiting in the lounge was me and thomas middleditch. we were both playing 3DS's and sat on opposite sides from each other and never spoke.
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everything is all too much sometimes, and I hate it.
3 days ago
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hello to all my new bot followers! a good beep beep to you! 👋
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Adam Johnston: Elmwood Fietser
4 days ago
Yep.
#Winnipeg
is not a place for vulnerable road users.
winnipeg.citynews.ca/2025/12/28/b...
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Winnipeg cyclists call for better maintenance of bike lanes, safety measures
Winnipeg cyclists are calling on the city to maintain bike infrastructure and ensure safety of those who bike during winters. As temperatures drop and roads get icy, advocates and officials call for c...
https://winnipeg.citynews.ca/2025/12/28/bicyclists-call-for-safety/
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ugh. i can’t stand irony poisoned millennials. why can’t they be more like irony poisoned zoomers? 🙄
3 days ago
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WHAT????
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no one cared who I was until I put on the mask. but then they all got really pissed at me because they said they hated that movie
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If misery loves company then why am I so miserable and still lonely, huh? bet you didn't think of that
4 days ago
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love to post on blueskydotcom where yes, there are bots, but at least the bots are friendlier than the userbase 😇
4 days ago
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Okay, just so we're clear- this account actually now literally has more followers than the actual king of england does on bluesky, so I think that should mean I get to be the actual king too
4 days ago
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my new year's resolution is to never post on bluesky(dot)com 😇 oh fuck!
4 days ago
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