If they find him guilty they’re going to sentence him to the zoo

I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this. He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away

watching Zohran get sworn in like:

My New Year’s resolutions are the same every year: read more books, ride my bike more. If I do these things, everything else improves: fitness, mental health, energy levels, not being so murdery, appetite, sleep, the need to scream in your face. Books and bikes, they make life better.

Oh my god! Has anybody seen my old acquaintances?!

New year new drive way (I burned 452 calories, please clap)

No video has ever encapsulated my experience of living in my adopted hometown more than this video somebody posted of like 20 minutes before we got hit with a blizzard yesterday

rabbit rabbit 🐰

Okay, I lied- I went to the bar lol

what’s up all my fellow old people/dorks that don’t get invited to cool parties! Who’s down to fall asleep by 11- 11:30 at the latest?? 😎🤘

death is proof good things happen to bad people

Killing in the name of… nothing

“hey can you pass me that sponge? What?! No not that one- that’s too girly- pass me the *masculine* one

meanwhile.... medicine has taken INSANE leaps and bounds in the last 2 years. we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this?? between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright

It’s cold out and I have to go to the other side of town and I’m being a wuss

yes. it's really me. the king of england.

walking into 2026 and smiling so hard it makes my face hurt like:

no, you don't get it- I tried touching grass, but I'm allergic

@labeler.bikesky.social Fixie Rider

Art.

"everyone grieves differently" Erika Kirk:

like 10 years ago I was on a layover between cleveland and new york and the only two people waiting in the lounge was me and thomas middleditch. we were both playing 3DS's and sat on opposite sides from each other and never spoke.

everything is all too much sometimes, and I hate it.

hello to all my new bot followers! a good beep beep to you! 👋

Yep. #Winnipeg is not a place for vulnerable road users. winnipeg.citynews.ca/2025/12/28/b...

ugh. i can’t stand irony poisoned millennials. why can’t they be more like irony poisoned zoomers? 🙄

WHAT????

no one cared who I was until I put on the mask. but then they all got really pissed at me because they said they hated that movie

If misery loves company then why am I so miserable and still lonely, huh? bet you didn't think of that

love to post on blueskydotcom where yes, there are bots, but at least the bots are friendlier than the userbase 😇

Okay, just so we're clear- this account actually now literally has more followers than the actual king of england does on bluesky, so I think that should mean I get to be the actual king too

my new year's resolution is to never post on bluesky(dot)com 😇 oh fuck!