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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
about 6 hours ago
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Iām on my way home and Iām, like. Not? Hot? I feel like thereās a word for it.
about 7 hours ago
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Michael Molcher
about 18 hours ago
Rewatching all of Poirot and a new reaction gif just dropped
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shirk hard gay hard
1 day ago
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Kelly
1 day ago
"there comes a time when we all must put away our childish things" no, we don't. I will not be doing that
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My car is saying it is still 27 degrees at 11pm and that is too many degrees
1 day ago
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Chris Towers is Overreacting To Small Sample Sizes
3 days ago
The Coke Zero people are so needlessly smug. I donāt drink Diet Coke because I want Coca Cola with zero calories. I drink Diet Coke because there is something wrong with me; something deeply broken inside of me; something that will never truly be healed.
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@shinraalpha.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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Hate hot weather, quite enjoy women in sundresses and no bra
2 days ago
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Alex Partridge
3 days ago
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Made a drink to take out with me like a sensible person, then left it at home like an idiot.
3 days ago
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Mic Wright
3 days ago
Nice collision of the headline from one story and a picture from another on The Times website.
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Remember you can put deodorant under your boobs too
3 days ago
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Ariadne Griffin
3 days ago
Channel 5 may have peaked this evening
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Alasdair Beckett-King
5 days ago
How does it keep up with the news like that?
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Alex McMillan
4 days ago
YOUāRE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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The minute she finished I went and had a delightful doze on my clean sheets with the breeze from my open window playing over me
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5 days ago
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I want a nap but my cleaner is here and it just feels wrong and bougie
5 days ago
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Reminder, for myself as much as for others: tattoos last better if you use sun cream and SSRIs donāt mesh well with heat and you need to drink more water
5 days ago
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Are you truly a British millennial if you donāt have a group chat where you share clips and memes about Mr Blobby?
5 days ago
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Iāve had The Internet is for Porn stuck in my head all day because I saw Avenue Q last night. Not the best song to possibly unconsciously sing when youāre looking after your friendās 10 year old (I didnāt!)
5 days ago
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Nick Walker
8 days ago
41 years of EastEnders and someone finally said it.
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Iāve nearly finished knitting a stress ball in the shape of our delivery crates, if you want to know how my weekās going
8 days ago
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Marie Le Conte
10 days ago
anyway we're all being very dull with our western food hot takes here, my absolute favourite view is from an Indian friend who once declared that Japanese food wasn't a cuisine as "they just don't really do anything to the ingredients", a work of art of a take
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Dave Levitan
over 1 year ago
[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]
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Nick Pettigrew
11 days ago
It's amazing how many pro-army rightwing American types are desperate to 'preserve the legacy' of Achilles, a bisexual serving in the military who once dressed in drag and who refused to fight when he didn't want to.
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Today I went to Quaker meeting, went swimming and swam a mile, went to Tesco, then came home and ate lunch then slept for 2 hours. Basically a perfect Sunday.
10 days ago
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Ned Hartley
12 days ago
If the actor with British accent is evil then youāre watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then itās Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then itās a Rom com.
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Sam Missingham
14 days ago
Not sure if you all saw the clip of Yann Martel, on being asked if heād use AI to write, said that it would be the same as asking somebody to have sex for him. I love this so much.
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@maintenancephase.bsky.social
voice: Fuck ALL the way off
14 days ago
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John Bull
15 days ago
A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate.
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A Bookish Girl
16 days ago
āWhat is a transphobic c***?ā
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Alison
18 days ago
If you read them from the beginning they're the words of a dog who desperately wants you to come over because they've seen a frisbee
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Orcspiration
18 days ago
YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES.
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Alejandra Caraballo
18 days ago
JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.
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Iām reading a book about the history of murder and just got to the chapter about the corporate fuck ups of the 80s and the evening will be spent NOT GOOGLING Kingās Cross or Clapham or the Marchioness
18 days ago
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Matt Thiessen
19 days ago
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William Wright
19 days ago
Good to see the LibDems gradually rebuilding the Kingdom of Wessex one shire at a time under King Ćdward of Davey. Just HamtunscÄ«r, Wiltunscir and the Vale of Teste to conquer before the kingdom is reunited to fight back the Reforme hordes of Mercia and Essex
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Yes, I am a lesbian, why do you ask?
19 days ago
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At a bun fight after a CofE service
19 days ago
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Kirsten Amy
20 days ago
Evergreen headline.
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Canāt believe we still havenāt had the outtakes from this episode where Aubrey and Peter spend 3 hours affectionately bullying Mike
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20 days ago
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James Ball
21 days ago
God, it really never gets old does it? He's just *brilliant*.
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Dr Jamiebear š³ļøāš
2 months ago
Signed.
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Words From Darran
24 days ago
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Are you even on orchestra tour if you havenāt drunk the hotel bar dry?
24 days ago
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Nick Pettigrew
25 days ago
I gave life to the plums that were in the fruit aisle And which you were probably not that afraid of Forgive me They are a god now Eldritch Immortal
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Adanedhelš¹
25 days ago
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Nic McConnell
25 days ago
A class at my kidsā school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say āteach people in jailā which is also good!
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Diane Duane
25 days ago
So, friends: I promised I'd tell the story. Now I shall. Let a (former) psych nurse tell you the true (gods help us) story of a night in a big-time NYC emergency room: and the arrival of The Man With The Bloomingdales Bag. (1/n)
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