not for the people watching you, suggs, I promise

what there *is* to be said about this is a huge failure to comparatively quantify risks. individual likelihood of hantavirus or ebola exposure outside of specific contexts is infinitesimal. if you're prepared to mask for these, you should be prepared to mask for much more common viruses.

nice to see that everyone's former shining hope of parliamentarism and his party mate complaining about his sexist clique can put their differences aside to put in for this year's rape cult festival

the mp you reskeet today will skeet the exact opposite the moment their party deems it inexpedient

the problem of the labour party would best be served by morally mandating it out of existence.

in the local reddit group, dear god, demons walk amongst us

Every labour MP is a gender neutral toilet.

sure burnham's a grubbing centrist cunt trying to use his reputation as a bus-eaucrat to paper over a heinous record in parliament & portray a continuation of labour's brutal policies as a new start, but have you considered he may instead give reform the greatest tactical victory of their existence?

You can't avoid in the "controlled by Zionists" phrasing the implication that there are Zionist puppeteers hiding in the background and the government are just a front for their interests. In fact, Israel and Zionism are the continuation and culmination of British and western imperialist projects.

got a jumpsuit from ebay sized as "tall" and it's saggy on me because fashion being very normal, petite ranges are defined as one inch shorter than the average woman's height, and tall ranges as if you have a netflix show about how oppressed you are for yr altitude

trivia aside, this is such video game puzzle convenient exposition bullshit. how are you finding a corpse washed up on your ally's shoreline that happens to be an enemy captain with extensive correspondence containing explicit military plans on their person and thinking, yeah, this seems legit?

absolutely incredible audience-knowing when you are able to snag ian mckellan and michaela coel for yr film and then think, who else do people want to see? james corden, that'll do it

Wes’s 20 pilot trusts in poor areas did more ”unreported removals” (ie removed from waiting lists without treatment) than elsewhere, Health Foundation tells BBC World at One. + making it harder to get referred in first place Looks like sneaky tricks to flatter Wes, as I outlined a few weeks ago:

god whenever m.i.a. comes up now, post fascist turn, there's a bunch of kids discoursing that she only had one song, she was never that good, she was always just a poser, and sorry but I just need to scream ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT, SHUT YR FOOL FUCKING MOUTHS BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS YRSELVES FURTHER

every second the zionist entity continues to exist is a stain on the moral fabric of the universe. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Here's where Louis Mosley, the black-shirt wearing grandson of the black-shirt wearing fascist Oswald Mosley, who runs Palantir in the UK, says how and when they might use your medical data for "immigration enforcement" and, by logical extension, whatever other purposes became convenient.

do people remember the day when someone wrote an article saying "the skincare industry is huge and parasitic, the vast majority of products have no evidence and many are actively harmful" and the internet exploded as though this was a deeply oppressive take and tore the author to shreds?

usa liberals stop taking the rise of fascism in the uk and elsewhere as an opportunity to talk about trump challenge

pundits: these are disaffected people who are protesting at being ignored and could be swayed by focus on the issues that matter to ordinary people every reform voter ever: I love racism

england is bad

I'm a big fan of the prole.info books/pamphlets, in particular both the housing monster and abolish restaurants. They're basically an accessible introduction to Capital focused on relatable issues of housing and service work.

well it’s good disabled people newly on UC are getting £200 a month less

green voters pls commit to a policy of breaking open any future concentration camps in yr constituency

to be clear, anyone who thinks that "from the river to the sea" or "globalise the intifada" are antisemitic chants is projecting racist fantasies, and it's shit to see anyone giving any ground to it.

It's true that antisemitism is the only form of racism, perhaps only form of bigotry, that is substantially recognised by media & politicians. But the appearance of being taken seriously is also bullshit - it is only acknowledged insofar as it can be instrumentalised for racist/right wing interests.

Imagine the headlines if – in somewhere like Russia or China – a senior lawyer faced a secret trial and potentially imprisonment for expertly representing a client and, against the odds, aiding in their acquittal for serious criminal charges. This secret trial is happening at 10.30 today in London.

the creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; and decided that maybe the truth lies somewhere in the middle

brain utterly broken by the internet and pervasive fascist climate when I see an ad for the local bowling club and start squinting to check that it isn't a front for some transphobic hate group

people say they'll never use maths in the real world, but what are you going to do when you have a 7x4 blister of pills that you need to take 2 of in the morning and 1 at night and you need to work out the pattern of taking them that will maintain the maximum degree of symmetry throughout?

exceptionalism and entitlement of the rich and powerful aside, there just might be the teensiest tiniest little element of gendered difference in experience of coworkers and bosses drinking.

missing our sweet bb beef that lil bit more for watching romy & michele and it ending with "we got the beat", which is a singalong TAILOR MADE for just slotting her name right into

iconic cineworld sign

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

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you hardly ever get this kind of craft, hard work and resourcefulness in films nowadays, they'd just ai those monkeys up

bit on the nose, scripturally speaking

my partner recently cancelled our licence after forgetting to prevent renewal last time, and with the refund we got a chippie tea. great deal, recommend.

look: no one can claim with any seriousness that britain has a defence industry. there's been no meaningful threat to the country in forever. we have a death industry, devoted to securing the interests of capital through massive scale violence. we're third only to the usa and france in warmongering.

girls: boys terrorise us bbc interviewer: wow you're really just defining yourself through boys www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

nice to see orbán gone, natch, but it's hardly possible to be joyous when he's being replaced by another right wing party that's criticised him for allowing immigrants in.

I have literally seen a flock of starlings swooping and ‘playing’ around running wind turbines and they were clearly at no risk whatsoever of hitting them so this tracks.

I would also suggest a) there are plenty good ereaders out there that aren't amazon, and b) there are places to get ebooks that are not through amazon (and you should use them even if you do have access to their store)

'at least 21 universities had asked arms companies to sit on their committees. They include the universities of Southampton, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Leicester, Cardiff, York and Queens University Belfast.'

400 dead so far, over 1000 injured, dozens and dozens missing. This is one hour into the massacre. I have no idea what the death toll will be in the end. Also, they have announced “another wave” of attacks coming

a simple fact about cars is that they come with an inherent death toll, and all policy should use this as a starting point. if someone's driving is a particular danger to others' lives, they simply should not have the privilege of doing so.

I know it's not among her worst crimes, but this thing with zarah sultana's social media presence outside of twitter consisting entirely of screenshots of her tweets with matching text as if she's citing herself as source and authority is really fucken weird, right?

I'm at work and I'm trying to work out some sql and my boss is a dickhead and I tidied the garden at the weekend and there's a cat sleeping next to me and I've just finished a lindt bunny and the president of the most powerful nation the world has ever seen has pledged to kill 92 million people

off to the transphobic hardware store babes, you want anything?

I do, incidentally, think people regularly miss the point by focusing on particularly evil things said (or even, in some ways, evil things done) by evil capitalists over simply the interests of those capitalists - as though there are or could be, by contrast, good ones.