Don't support shit like this, please Once they know you'll pay it, they aren't just gonna suddenly start lowering prices again when RAM is cheaper Speak. With. Your. Wallet.

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the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

“I ever tell you about the time I was arrested for egging Kissinger’s car, Maxie?”

i dunno I think sometimes people just enjoy talking to like minded people. do you do this kind of shit with your friends offline

always take the opportunity to throw the ball around with your kid or that cats and the cradle song is gonna FUCK YOU UP when you’re old

Finally met @elsielovelock.bsky.social! AHHHHHHH!

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

congrats to jared polis for getting played like a chump

Holy shit. Miraculous.

SOCIALSIT COUNTRY

this looks like Boomhauer died

Dad jokes? Nah buddy we got kitten rescue vet humor.

Don't know about Twitter, but this is my favorite Tumblr post

Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

NEW: The Colorado Democratic Party has formally condemned and censured Governor Jared Polis for granting clemency to Tina Peters. Polis is hereby banned from speaking or being honored at party events. 90% of CDP central committee members voted to reprimand Polis.

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need a German word for the disquieting experience of thinking a poster must be young because their views about the world have the raw dumbness of a teenager and then realizing they're in their 40s.

UPDATE: The Colorado Democratic Party's central committee is now considering a measure to censure or otherwise punish Gov Jared Polis (D) for giving clemency to Tina Peters. I'll thread details here.

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Here's a fun thing you can do: search for products on Amazon. When you find something you want, look it up on an internet search. You're going to find it's cheaper on the seller's own website, or on another large seller like eBay or Aliexpress.

Pro-tip: if for whatever reason you’re looking for the instrumental version of a song and can’t find it, then search instead for the karaoke version. 9/10 times you’ll find it

Jared Polis pretty much screwed his career with this One Weird Trick to pander to the MAGA demographic for a future presidential run. Just the worst political insticts.

NEW: Sen Michael Bennet (D) says he will not appoint Gov Jared Polis to the Senate if Bennet is elected Governor. Bennet calls Polis' clemency for Tina Peters "disqualifying"

DEVELOPING: Elected officials, candidates, and local party leaders have signed a complaint to the Colorado Democratic Party re: Gov. Polis' commutation of Tina Peters. They call it "conduct detrimental to the interests of the Party." They want Polis censured & temporarily shunned from party events.

THIS IS HUGE: Colorado Supreme Court orders Colorado children's hospital to resume gender affirming care for trans youth. www.coloradopolitics.com/2026/05/18/c...

They made a show about video games!! :O #gameoverse

evergreen (via the brilliant @smoothdunk2.bsky.social)

I'll never forget when I met Martin over a decade ago and excitedly said, "You're Little Kuriboh! People must be champing at the bit to hire you! :D" and he replied with, "Oh, Ben. People don't hire me because I'm Little Kuriboh. They hire me in spite of it."

Progressive candidate for Colorado AG calls for censure or impeachment of Gov Jared Polis (D) for giving clemency to Tina Peters

If I still posted on Twitter I'd explain why there are no cop cats

You know, a President accusing a NYT reporter of committing treason just for asking a question is actually quite a big deal, and this bunch just standing there listening to it and doing nothing is not encouraging the public to think of journalism as a serious business or of words meaning anything.

Wait a second that's a HP 890c I had that printer what the fuck TOM PARIS STOLE MY FUCKING PRINTER

Lookit Robert Duncan McNeill there fucking printer stealing motherfucker WE SEE YOU

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

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Wealth Tax Fixes Everything, No One Paying Even A Little Bit of Attention Remotely Surprised

In the same press gaggle, Trump said he doubled the size of his ballroom and he doesn’t care about Americans’ financial situations. I am begging the media — act like Obama or Biden did this shit and cover it the way you would have then.

BOOM 💥 There it is 😃

What did they expect? They hired a bunch of people who put money above ethics.

Paget Brewster has been great in so SO many things. But Della Duck is in my view one of her greatest performances.