Finished Fool's Fate over lunch in the office and I thiiiiiink I got a way with the little cry I had. Note to self to not finish Assassin's Fate in the office when I get to it. Because I suspect I'll be a mess.

I tell you what, I've gone around roundabouts less circular than the conversation I've been having all morning.

"I just need to recover from spending a morning under that excruciating lighting so I can go back and spend an afternoon under that excruciating lighting.”

Dressing up for Halloween as a sexy event horizon

Entertainment websites are disappearing, or having to double down on clickbait etc to keep going. A few thoughts, and a presumably futile request to Google for some guidance. filmstories.co.uk/news/okay-th...

Living in an area full of Canada geese means twice a year, the skies are full of incredibly beautiful sights. And the air is full of the sounds of HONKHONKHONKHONK.

if you announce that you're breaking up with Nicole Kidman because she wanted too much sex you need to do it at a press conference where you're in a full body cast. just a little slit in the head area where a pair of wild, haunted eyes are staring out

Oh lord. Dare I listen to My Dad Wrote A Porno again. In the office.

Knickers at half mast today everyone, for Jilly Cooper x

Stewin’

Not sure I’ve had a joke of mine quoted and “improved” until today on the old bsky. So that’s a nice little milestone to tick off.

She hath risen.

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want black long-bodied, long-sleeved tops with thumbholes in.

I’m sorry but how cute do we look here.

Weather’s terrible. House is slightly chilly. I, however, am cosy under a blanket and spending the afternoon crocheting. Ahhhhh autumn.

Dat flu jab fatigue yo.

now THIS, THIS is news

BBEG TIME.

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

Just listened to my husband (!!!) fumble on a work call and miss his cue to present because he was delighted and distracted by a picture of chickens a colleague posted. A more perfect encapsulation of him there has never been.

Got Hades II. Immediately began romancing Moros, Doom Incarnate. Oof.

Back to work tomorrow. Goddammit. (I say this… I only have 7 working days before I’m off to New York)

My body is finally catching up to the fact my life is slowing down again and I can feel it embracing the cold I have been keeping at bay.

Honeymoon vibes.

Currently lounging on a four poster bed in a Bakewell hotel and just really loving life.

Married.

Had a little hedgehog waiting for us in the close as we got home. Toddled off into a hedge to live as it is named.

Me all this week. I am in bed and playing soothing lofi music because I feel like I’m spinning out.

20 minutes to go and it's WEDDING ANNUAL LEAVE TIME.

This is going to be my vibe in 2026:

Just made a coffee with the work coffee machine and it tastes like soil, so that's nice.

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

Springsteen's birthday today. A good day to remember the time my mate couldn't remember his name or nickname and called him The Job.

A very lovely card from work and two packs of M&S Belgian biscuits AND a bottle of prosecco. I should get married more often.

A colleague has come in with a stinking cold. And is sat next to me. If I get sick before this weekend…

Gloriously foggy on the way into work, lads.

IT IS TIME.

dudes rock

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

Lol. Roads in the centre of Knutsford are TINY. Pedestrianisation makes so much sense just on a safety basis let alone everything else.

Just said "I finished all the Sybils for Redraw" so I'm clearly not awake

Important: there is a pub in Holborn where a cat wears a ruff. His name is The General

Sliiiiightly regretting scheduling my wedding for the same day as the World Cup final now…

@ewacat.bsky.social forgive the random question. Aaaaages ago, you were using yarn that looked like stylecraft batik but was something else. Could you remind me what it was please? I have a birthday present to craft!

I’ve massively enjoyed Ruby Tui’s approach to punditry. The love of the game is so infectious as well as offering up more objective commentary when needed.

Had my wedding hair trial today. I don’t think the back of my head has ever looked so nice.

Mon the Roses!

Watching Star Trek: Voyager for the first time since I was a wee ‘un so i remember barely anything (my partner’s fave Trek with TNG). We have just had our first space anus anomaly.

How do people do big weddings? We have 14 people in a tiny venue with just a meal to sort and I am stressed and overwhelmed.

Tbf, nothing will ever beat the GW website front page at that time. "The Queen is dead: PREPARE FOR SKIRMISH COMBAT!"