There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.

The man from Laser Quest didn't use the word shoot when he explained the rules. I knew I'd have terrible aim so didn't even try and just used the rifle like a cudgel. He said that I was the most violent girl he'd ever seen. Three boys got bloody noses and I broke one's wrist.

I love this energy.

Incredible redaction on page four www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Dentist. Pray for mojo. And my bank account if I need anything doing.

Obviously fuck Mandelson and Andrew, but it does annoy me that the UK media at large seems to have singled these two out as the only Epstein associates to face consequences. Peter Thiel is all over the Epstein files, and him facing similar excommunication would majorly change UK for the better.

Saw a top 10 Westerns list in my feed, so thought I'd do one of my own.

Ohhhhh if you insist! In particular order and always subject to change: Assassination of Jesse James El Dorado Liberty Valance High Noon Stagecoach (1939) The Searchers Red River Open Range Two Mules for Sister Sara Tombstone

What's that you say! It was all just fear pushing by bad faith groups and that trans women pose no threat to cisgender women. www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

King: boy those Epstein emails King: it's really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operate Neil Gaiman: hello everyone Gaiman: i'm back Barker: oh boy Barker: oh boy you sure picked a time

At the same time the Epstein Files are reinforcing how protected sexual abusers really are, Neil Gaiman is using the nightmarish sexual violence allegations against him to market his next book. His DARVO defense is the first selling point. Rape culture is everywhere and unavoidable.

Fingertip handshakes should be outlawed unless at a Regency ball.

My local bigwig career started today. Officially on the committee of our table top gaming club. POWAH.

This is who runs this account

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Oh no.

If Britain had a Department of Culture, it would be able to engage with this issue.

While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities. Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.

Managed to flick spicy noodle sauce in such a specific way that it landed on the only visible bad patch of eczema on my arm. That was an interesting moment. Do not recommend.

Keep doing a Tribbles time travel ep every few decades. Until the location is stuffed with crews who don’t belong there.

All I want for Star Trek's 60th anniversary is a time travel episode where they go to the events is The Trouble With Tribbles and have to avoid both the crew of the Enterprise and Deep Space Nine.

On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?

Answering the crucial questions, as always.

I don't exaggerate when I say that Andrew Wakefield should be tried for mass murder. We'll never know how many people have died or will die as a direct result of his fraudulent study.

Rationing. It was rationing.

Ah Assassin’s Creed games. “Yessss I’m a pirate! I’m gonna sail the high se- no why are you taking me into the future”

Imagine if the Government put half this passion and commitment into the things that actually matter.

Another call out for this request pls.

I've suddenly become enamoured with matcha lattes. Considering I hated anything matcha-flavoured before, this is a surprise.

“Why don’t I ever get promoted?!” I don’t know Harry Kim. Perhaps because you’re kidnapping a member of an alien race after sleeping with them and violating a direct order from the captain?

Hello lovelies. I would like some fantasy series suggestions for things to get into (no GRRM/Sanderson pls). I'm a fan of Gentlemen Bastards, The Dagger and the Coin, Realm of the Elderlings, Winnowing Flame/Copper Promise, Pern, Earthsea. My plan is comfort reads and I need swords and magic.

I have finally worked out the way for my white western arse to cope with Buldak ramen... put the smallest amount of Buldak sauce in there that I can get away with to get the broth to shift colour slightly.

Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit

Bake Off judges have followed the same trajectory as Aunt May in Spider-Man films. I'm taking no further questions at this time.

I know it’s movie marketing and I know the motives behind it but seeing Wuthering Heights labelled with romance book tropes is making my teeth itch.

Drove 40 minutes for the sole purpose of getting an incredible tonkatsu ramen and it was indeed incredible. Husband’s seafood pho also a delight.

What is padel? And why is it everywhere? And why is it spelled wrong? (This is rhetorical for comic effect)

“I thought you said there’d be slave girls in this [holonovel] chapter?!” HARRY KIM you outrageous perv.

Does someone want to pay to have a career in DnD? I'd really like that. Thanks.

You're watching BBC Scotland.

Reminder for the new year

Been a while since I had a waking hallucination but here we are, full of adrenaline after I saw a huge red-eyed approach my bed as I woke up. Fun.

Every time Teams or Outlook asks if I’m enjoying the app, I say no. I don’t know what they expect to glean from this. No one enjoys using work apps.

Thinking maybe that's the last thing that should be happening

roomba accidentally saw outside

organized antifascism, persistent & dedicated antiracism on multiple fronts, with a diversity of tactics, was still what pushed him out of the public eye and ended his active campaign of nationwide nazi rallies. the punch was part of it & i celebrate this moment! but this wasn’t the finale.

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously

Just had a cheese-on-toast so comically loaded it should be renamed toast-under-cheese. Delightful.

The ultimate