Andy
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The world’s most aerodynamic writer.
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entering my DBZ villain era (laughing maniacally, talking about how I'm still only at a fraction of my true power)
almost 3 years ago
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99 Pablums
about 23 hours ago
Maybe they meant for ‘male gays’.
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One might say that the sole job of presidential candidate is motivating people to vote for them
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3 days ago
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In my most recent play of Red Dead Redemption 2 I’ve decided I can only kill klansmen with fire. I call it a klan bake.
11 days ago
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Sharon
15 days ago
new dr robby reaction image just dropped:
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Well I for one am certain black folks around the world have been waiting with bated breath for my nuanced, well-informed opinion to finally close the book on this centuries old cultural conversation.
16 days ago
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Internal Serval Error 🇵🇸
18 days ago
Then you’ll love this shot
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Every day. Every hour. Every minute. I’m right there, locked in: making sure my washing machine is getting my whites their whitest.
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23 days ago
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Brendel
30 days ago
De-aged Robert Deniro: are you talkin to me? De-aged Sylvester Stallone: yo it wasn’t me, maybe it was Adrian De-aged Urkel: did iiiiiiii do that? Voiceover, done by an AI Gilbert Gottfried: Plasmax Services! buying blood and sperm for over 60 years!
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Jon Bois
30 days ago
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
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Todd Vaziri
about 1 month ago
these modern movies are so annoying with their flashy camera moves and camera tricks - why didn't they just film it for real?! "The Road to Singapore" (1931), two full scale shots tied together with a miniature
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Epstein is like the Forrest Gump of evil
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about 1 month ago
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Alex Blechman
about 1 month ago
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
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Usili (Talia) 🏳️⚧️
about 1 month ago
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Amy Ash
about 1 month ago
guys you’re not gonna believe this but I messed up real bad working for Mr Trump and he’s making me a made man anyway!!
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SwampLizard
about 1 month ago
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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It’s gonna be a brutal day on r/conservative when one of these guys actually takes the time to finish watching a Star Wars
about 1 month ago
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kodak
about 2 months ago
at 00:27 on january 22 2026, president donald j trump discarded his body so he could do research in an incorporeal state.
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You know that scene in Toy Story where Woody has to wave Buzz’s arm to convince his friends Buzz isn’t dead? We might see that on CNN
about 2 months ago
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Dare Obasanjo
about 2 months ago
Insights from Ben Affleck on AI: • AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies. • Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations. • ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x. • Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
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mr. cannoli
about 2 months ago
truck nut company that uses 100% microplastics from real balls
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Remember kids: if you go too long without anyone saying no to you then you’ll start seeing even the mildest disagreement as hate
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3 months ago
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The gate agent asked if I would switch seats so two toddlers could sit with their mom. I said “yes” without hesitation. For this the gate agent bumped me up to group 2, put me next to the one empty seat on the plane and gave me a $150 travel voucher. Always do the good thing!
3 months ago
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Dr Allison Andrews
3 months ago
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Luke O'Neil
3 months ago
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I'm ordering from a new Indian restaurant, which means playing everyone's favorite game show: Is Rice Included?!
3 months ago
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Same logic I used when my parents caught me smoking weed.
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3 months ago
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Doghouse Reilly
3 months ago
The fact that it at least anecdotally seems to be a semi-regular practice to tell white people a minority got the job in order to soften the blow of rejection really should put the elite woke panic into perspective.
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But it’s all worth it because now people can make their work emails 3x the length
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3 months ago
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Why does the president have the same energy as the miniboss from Baby Driver?
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3 months ago
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Susie Wiles, after 15 hours of absolute candor to a Vanity Fair reporter: Alright so just let me know when you want to start recording.
3 months ago
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Tyler, from the Internet
3 months ago
Gordon: It's a bad one, Batman. Seen two many bodies today. Batman: Any witnesses? Gordon: Just one. Batman: Anything reliable? Gordon: No, it's just a young boy, traumatized by the loss of his parents. He saw them killed right in front of him. Batman: *softly* Fuck Yes. Gordon: What? Batman: What?
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God it’d be nice to be sad about the passing of a screen legend without blueanon coming out in force to make this about Trump. The Reiners and their friends deserve better.
3 months ago
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Loreless Wastes
3 months ago
>the jingle horse makes eye contact >slowly, its mouth begins to open >there are no teeth, only an impossible number of jingling bells encircling a black abyss >the jingling intensifies as the mouth opens ever wider >was it always this close? >why can't you move?
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Hasn't the weather been strange lately
3 months ago
This reveals such a profound difference in values between [most] artists and [most] "AI" enthusiasts. Walk with me. 🧵
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josh boerman
3 months ago
if no one else is willing to say it, i will: sabrina carpenter is pretty cute
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3 months ago
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4 months ago
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50501 San Jose — Abolish ICE
4 months ago
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I’m glad everyone else loves Bugonia so much
#lastfourwatched
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4 months ago
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Patrick Cosmos
4 months ago
my dog on the daycare webcam
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Andrew Lawrence
4 months ago
the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins
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Mike’s gonna come home to find men lined up out of his door like it’s the end of The Odyssey.
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4 months ago
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Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️
5 months ago
For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin. Here's the video of it running.
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vanoreo
5 months ago
the executive branch accounts coming here to write down the names of people who post mean about the president
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Birds Are Dinosaurs
5 months ago
He's been killing franchises for years and we never noticed. Jared Leto was in Girl, Interrupted and that never got a sequel.
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Ash Parrish, Temporal Light Witch
5 months ago
If you think ai porn "Avoids exploitation of sex workers" you REALLY don't give a single solitary shit about sex workers.....or people in general for that matter.
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Bernie Langer
5 months ago
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Amy Ash
5 months ago
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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