In the criminal justice system, snowball-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Snowball Unit. These are their stories. 🚓

Just finished Ken Burns's Civil War documentary. It's great, but it has one terrible actor who kinda ruins the whole thing

I really hate how trite and pro-forma Valentines Day is. It's like, oh, it's Valentines Day, guess we gotta do a massacre

That Japanese kid was robbed!

From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???

@amtrak.com Unlike tropical cyclones, winter storms do not have official names. They're more complex than the single low pressure systems that form cyclones. The Weather Channel created winter storm names as a marketing gimmick. It's lame to do their marketing for them, unless they're paying you

Is he throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game FOR ANTS??

Ira Glass bobblehead when

Very fun looking at house listings in the modern age and seeing two pictures of the same room, one which is “virtually staged” which gives it an extra window and makes it artificially wider

Abraham Lincoln seems like the kind of guy who would really enjoy sitting down to read a book about Abraham Lincoln

Bring it. www.inquirer.com/transportati...

Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process

Dodgers vs Blue Jays

Just landed in Columbus, Ohio. The man exiting the plane in front of me did not turn to walk off the plane, but instead walked straight into the cockpit to tell the pilots that they did a good job. I feel like I've already seen the most Midwestern thing I'll see on this trip.

We all knew they were going to lose, but the question was how, and they rewarded us for our curiosity

DO NOT FLUSH feminine hygiene products, baby

Love this guy’s work on Law and Order

My mom just texted me this photo. I don't think she's ever heard of I Think You Should Leave

I want to hear a typical Marc Maron WTF intro, but in the voice of Mickey Mouse

I mean, I get it. Things are pretty bleak out there right now.

Petition: Lake Ontario isn't that big. It should be downgraded to a Pretty Good Lake.

I just went to the store and everyone was really nice to me and I just got home and realized my shirt was buttoned with the wrong buttons

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

it’s fun that we let ship captains marry people if you’re out in the ocean on their ship. we should let bus drivers do the same thing.

Two thoughts about NBC's "The Americas": 1. This is 100% something Jack Donaghy would come up with. 2. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing bugs having sex. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing anyone having sex.

This is very very good news

Y'all laughed at us when we took this one out, but we were right then and we're right now.

Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans

I don't actually know what butter is and now I'm too embarrassed to ask

My 2024 book pile. Very cool to read good books by people I know (Lauren Grodstein and Michael Deagler).

I don't know what Auld Lang Syne means. You don't know what Auld Lang Syne means. Nobody knows what Auld Lang Syne means.

The Seventh Seal, directed by Ingmar Bergman, 1957, 📸 of @wemby by @johnhateclub

Massive away win for the little fella.

New York City. The Big Apple. The City That Never Sleeps. The City That Lies Awake in bed and thinks, is this all there is? Am I living up to my potential? Do my friends actually like me? If the whales are trying to kill us, I'm safe if I stay on land, right?

Amidst cutbacks at the New York Times, it appears the Oxford comma has been laid off.

JFK is the Utah Jazz of airport names

Where can I apply to work in the internal affairs department of the language police?

Fast forward a year, and Philadelphia’s murder rate continues to drop dramatically. Now it is down *53%* versus the same point in 2022. At this pace, we are headed to the lowest number in years.

Here's a cartoon from 1907 depicting a couple sexting and gambling on their phones: magazine.punch.co.uk/image/I00006...

espn is doing a segment about home runs and the voiceover just said “we love the home run because of what it represents: the triumph of the individual against the collective”

I don't care! I said close all tabs!!

It's cool how ArcGIS Pro uses the communist symbol for the history button

We've got a situation going on in Philly

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

Earliest known illustration of a trombone player trying to annoy a dog. From the Mittelalterliches Hausbuch von Schloss Wolfegg, c. 1480

My end of year book pile

You're not old until you walk into a post office and the security guard tells you it hasn't been a post office for 15 years

Un Concerto, by Lorenzo Costa, 1485-95