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me stan account any pronouns
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Jon Bois
2 days ago
funniest comedy movies of all time: 10. simpsons movie 9. simpsons tv show 8. randy's candies (1988) 7. randy's candies (2007) 6. randy's candies (1902) 5. chiefs vs. browns (2002) 4. randy's candies (2029) 3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!! 3. simpsons 2. comedies 1. GREAT movies
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Ash
23 days ago
He was skedaddling with this snail in his mouth
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Rob DenBleyker
6 days ago
watch out he's redpilled!
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Stephen Collins
13 days ago
Every ad now
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Bodega Cats
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nightylamp
about 1 month ago
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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Jon Bois
about 1 month ago
after spending all year behind the paywall, part 1 of my documentary series FOOL TIME is now unlocked and free to watch for everybody:
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FOOL TIME, Part 1 of 4 | Pretty Good | Secret Base
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https://www.patreon.com/posts/fool-time-part-1-119361069
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Jon Bois
2 months ago
i think that people should watch late night talk shows instead of reading books
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Jon Bois
2 months ago
it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out
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Stan Kelly
3 months ago
Chapel HELL.
@theonion.com
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Flint Crow
2 months ago
I look huge, up here. 😊
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Flint Crow
2 months ago
Yep, clouds are back 😏
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الكسندرا ميراي
3 months ago
How you come out here now and lament one of the biggest pro gun voice's death is beyond me to be honest
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Big Joel
3 months ago
I’m getting on plane now. if these are my last tweets, I love you all, and please, I’m begging you, try to get shwifty
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Jon Bois
3 months ago
41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
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Bob Cesca
3 months ago
Happy Yes Day!
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Lindsay Ellis
3 months ago
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The Unforgivable Sin of Ms Rachel
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
https://youtu.be/QwpanShgOp4?si=QfSCmlXOkarviu3a
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Jon Bois
4 months ago
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Big Joel
5 months ago
Kanye West and The Daily Wire
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Kanye West and The Daily Wire
YouTube video by Big Joel
https://youtu.be/ixElBPer15o?si=i1-5TIjdwgZOr4y6
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Big Joel
4 months ago
Bill Maher: An Autopsy
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Bill Maher: An Autopsy
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https://youtu.be/8THCFfg2BY8?si=qJowc7hkXamNT2FV
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Sam Miller
4 months ago
this one
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Jon Bois
4 months ago
1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
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Jon Bois
5 months ago
went to the store
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Todd in the Shadows
5 months ago
ICE declares war on baseball, presumably apple pie next
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Darren M. A. Calvert
6 months ago
Finally I created a perfect blend of Popeye and Donald Duck:
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what the hell did they think was gonna happen!!!
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6 months ago
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Max Berger
6 months ago
A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.
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apparently poking on facebook is still a thing(???)(!!!)
6 months ago
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Ahhhhh
6 months ago
Happy Wednesday
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Disgraziato
6 months ago
lmfao
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Pfaith
6 months ago
The most demoralizing thing about this isn't that Kristi Noem is stupid, evil, or whatever you want to use. Everyone knew that. It's that Hassan voted to confirm Noem, so none of this shit really matters to anyone. It's just fun theatre for libs
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ
6 months ago
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star. PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
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stuart
6 months ago
this is what they (the normans) took from you
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oh DEAR HEAVENS how dare these savages INTIMIDATE our poor lily white babies while trying to protect their hard-earned rights and basic dignities
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6 months ago
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Oregon 🕎🎲
6 months ago
Spent too much time on this
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whenever someone famous passes away, the most important thing to do is to determine whether or not they died "way too young"
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The Hard Times
6 months ago
Heartwarming! When This Guy’s Cybertruck Blew a Tire, a Good Samaritan Stopped and Beat Him With a Tire Iron
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Heartwarming! When This Guy’s Cybertruck Blew a Tire, a Good Samaritan Stopped and Beat Him With a Tire Iron
Have you ever witnessed a stranger struggling and ignored them because it wasn't your business? Whether it's because of selfishness or just being self-conscious, it's a safe bet that most people agree...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/heartwarming-when-this-guys-cybertruck-blew-a-tire-a-good-samaritan-stopped-and-beat-him-with-a-tire-iron/
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Jon Bois
6 months ago
pretty good, episode 18: "GOD HATES A COWARD" brought to you by our patreon subscribers, now free-to-watch for everybody on youtube
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GOD HATES A COWARD | PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 18
YouTube video by Secret Base
https://youtu.be/lOR_45wZL2I?si=zhNAAxT3_EJllprv
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Parker Molloy
6 months ago
This is such bullshit. There wasn't a single Dem who made bathrooms and sports significant parts of their campaigns. I'm really getting sick of guys like Cuomo and Rahm Emanuel retconning the 2024 election.
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THIS IS JUST NOT TRUE. HE IS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING LYING. JUST LIKE THAT ONE GUY WE ALL HATE
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Alex Kirshner
6 months ago
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this:
www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
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yeah, that’s what “yet” means
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Brendel
7 months ago
People do the same thing to me. They say “why don’t you date Rihanna? Why don’t you buy a cabin in the Canadian wilderness with Rihanna and embrace and play Mario Kart together and just find happiness? Find a love that comes from every moment?” and I’m just like damn I just like Pam Anderson OK
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invertebrate
7 months ago
anyway aphids
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Big Joel
7 months ago
I’ve always felt that James Cameron, the pioneering genius behind hit films such as avatar and titanic was the most important American
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Joe Katz
7 months ago
My Navy told me the Red Sea keeps swallowing its planes so I asked how many planes it has and it said it just goes to Lockheed Martin and gets a new plane afterwards so I said it sounds like it's just feeding planes to the Red Sea and the defense secretary started crying
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wow, there’s a new Pope! anyway stream Epica
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Cry for the Moon (The Embrace That Smothers , Pt. 4)
Epica · The Phantom Agony (Expanded Edition) · Song · 2003
https://open.spotify.com/track/66iX4HzM7YnmxmUZOSCG2F?si=8LgYrHa7Q_K4JnpTEZXFAA
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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers
7 months ago
no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
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bobby
7 months ago
the president wants to reopen alcatraz because he’s an old man with dementia who is mentally frozen in the 1970s and 80s. he’s not trying to distract you, his brain is just full of holes
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