funniest comedy movies of all time: 10. simpsons movie 9. simpsons tv show 8. randy's candies (1988) 7. randy's candies (2007) 6. randy's candies (1902) 5. chiefs vs. browns (2002) 4. randy's candies (2029) 3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!! 3. simpsons 2. comedies 1. GREAT movies

He was skedaddling with this snail in his mouth

watch out he's redpilled!

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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

after spending all year behind the paywall, part 1 of my documentary series FOOL TIME is now unlocked and free to watch for everybody: www.patreon.com/posts/fool-t...

i think that people should watch late night talk shows instead of reading books

it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out

Chapel HELL. @theonion.com

I look huge, up here. 😊

Yep, clouds are back 😏

How you come out here now and lament one of the biggest pro gun voice's death is beyond me to be honest

I’m getting on plane now. if these are my last tweets, I love you all, and please, I’m begging you, try to get shwifty

41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody

Happy Yes Day!

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Kanye West and The Daily Wire youtu.be/ixElBPer15o?...

Bill Maher: An Autopsy youtu.be/8THCFfg2BY8?...

this one

1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere

went to the store

ICE declares war on baseball, presumably apple pie next

Finally I created a perfect blend of Popeye and Donald Duck:

what the hell did they think was gonna happen!!!

A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.

apparently poking on facebook is still a thing(???)(!!!)

Happy Wednesday

lmfao

The most demoralizing thing about this isn't that Kristi Noem is stupid, evil, or whatever you want to use. Everyone knew that. It's that Hassan voted to confirm Noem, so none of this shit really matters to anyone. It's just fun theatre for libs

Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star. PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇

this is what they (the normans) took from you

oh DEAR HEAVENS how dare these savages INTIMIDATE our poor lily white babies while trying to protect their hard-earned rights and basic dignities

Spent too much time on this

whenever someone famous passes away, the most important thing to do is to determine whether or not they died "way too young"

Heartwarming! When This Guy’s Cybertruck Blew a Tire, a Good Samaritan Stopped and Beat Him With a Tire Iron thehardtimes.net/blog/heartwa...

pretty good, episode 18: "GOD HATES A COWARD" brought to you by our patreon subscribers, now free-to-watch for everybody on youtube youtu.be/lOR_45wZL2I?...

This is such bullshit. There wasn't a single Dem who made bathrooms and sports significant parts of their campaigns. I'm really getting sick of guys like Cuomo and Rahm Emanuel retconning the 2024 election.

THIS IS JUST NOT TRUE. HE IS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING LYING. JUST LIKE THAT ONE GUY WE ALL HATE

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

yeah, that’s what “yet” means

People do the same thing to me. They say “why don’t you date Rihanna? Why don’t you buy a cabin in the Canadian wilderness with Rihanna and embrace and play Mario Kart together and just find happiness? Find a love that comes from every moment?” and I’m just like damn I just like Pam Anderson OK

anyway aphids

I’ve always felt that James Cameron, the pioneering genius behind hit films such as avatar and titanic was the most important American

My Navy told me the Red Sea keeps swallowing its planes so I asked how many planes it has and it said it just goes to Lockheed Martin and gets a new plane afterwards so I said it sounds like it's just feeding planes to the Red Sea and the defense secretary started crying

wow, there’s a new Pope! anyway stream Epica open.spotify.com/track/66iX4H...

no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks

the president wants to reopen alcatraz because he’s an old man with dementia who is mentally frozen in the 1970s and 80s. he’s not trying to distract you, his brain is just full of holes