Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account

Everything that moves to Houston gets irreparably damaged

Is Joe Hill on here, because these motherfuckers are absolutely summoning King Sorrow

“When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

There’s a moment here where Piggy loses his dentures for a second. Cronenbergian horror.

Ohhhhh oh how it cuts right to the very bones

The crime is not what we were doing protesting in the 10th floor elevator lobby of 26 Federal Plaza. The crime is what ICE agents are doing on the other side of the door.

Spelled “goose steps” wrong bitch

My husband said she looks like Olivia Benson in a very misguided sting operation in an early season of Law & Order SVU

This from the Ryan Lizza piece is very funny because the new girlfriend is like 25 or so and looks like she came from the Olivia Nuzzi clone factory.

Saudi Arabia is the only democracy in the Middle East and our relationship with them is based on shared values. If there did not exist a Saudi Arabia we would have to invent a Saudi Arabia to protect our interests. If Saudi Arabia didn't exist, not a single Arab on Earth would be safe.

Really ties all the threads together, this one

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

Uhhhh is this how Olberman found her

Holy shit

Let’s not forget the all-time terrible baseball tweets

Authoritarianism arrives with emails like this. The masked brute squad may or may not accost you later, be sure to carry your papers.

We're at that moment in Summer 2008 where partners are telling me "we'll probably have to do some belt tightening"

Quietly pretending that Summers is not and/or was not attached is a worthless and unacceptable move.

Since Elizabeth Holmes is back in the news I want to share one of my favorite posts by future hall of fame wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

This is a lesson for all of us, you can’t “here’s a picture of my butthole” your way out of someone not being interested in you anymore.

The richest man in the world is a raging drug addict with hundreds of baby mamas, and he doesn't know their names or pay child support. The second richest man in the world is on his sixth wife.

quiet, piggy

Basically every celebrity under 50 thinks going on Sesame Street is the biggest honor of their career (correct) so they come out throwing 100mph.

ride the Tesla tobotaxi, witness the human-machine interface problems that have contributed to tens of fatal crashes

This happened on Nov. 14 and we're just hearing about it now vie People magazine.

What's funny is that means it has nothing to do with his politics lmao

"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."

I think Larry Summers should watch Godfather 2 as many times as it takes until he understands what he should do.

PHILADELPHIA — Every religion has a sacred pilgrimage. For college basketball purists, it’s this 8,722-seat marvel. Game #13, hoops as it was meant to be played, a #Big5 battle between Penn and Saint Joseph’s. Monday night Mass is served at 7:00. #FightOnPenn #THWND

Cam Skattebo was at UFC 322, it’s subtle but see if you can spot him

Hot dang is this ominous

“He was the mouse and the architect of his maze” is a Dirk Diggler lyric. It’s exquisitely stupid.

He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm

I delve into Jeffrey Epstein’s emails with Landon Thomas Jr., and the explosive tips about Donald Trump he fed to the ex-NYT reporter. The big question here: How are we only finding out about this now? Via @theintercept.com theintercept.com/2025/11/14/e...

Every year, in honor of the anniversary of Sherman's march to the sea, I share this article in which Gary Brecher eviscerates the New York Times and celebrates one of the most inspired campaigns in United States history Happy 161st, you glorious bastard

“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”

Quite a list. Jalen Hurts hasn’t had the same playcaller in back to back full seasons in his entire college and NFL career. (Steichen came in the middle of 2021 season and offense took off)

These motherfuckers had the audacity to try to eat at a taqueria they HIT BEFORE AND DETAINED AN EMPLOYEE AT

Summers conferred with Epstein frequently about how to extract sexual favors from a Harvard econ grad (AB '04, PhD '09) The grad is from China Epstein and Summers referred to her by the codename "Peril" Racism and sexual exploitation in one efficient package bit.ly/3LHpin8

This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.

The Universe works in mysterious ways. For instance, this morning on our walk to school it reminded me that I haven’t watched SVU in a while.

good LORD