Price history of 32gb of ram. Within a year. AI is so cool and good and useful.

If they can, I think everyone should follow the example of Paris’ Soufflé Continu Record Shop by a) downing tools over the next three days and b) referring to the dangerous weather conditions as the ‘SHITWAVE’.

The met office want to know why I describe their forecast as ‘not at all accurate’

The thunderstorms have finally hit us and it smells like someone just let off a petrichor nuke.

Please be careful out there – we have officially reached the temperature at which your pets may start to buckle.

Imagine if the only thing still holding the United Kingdom together is a 100-year-old David Attenborough

What's really maddening about this picture is that by 2056, it looks like lovely mild Continental Europe have sorted their shit out.

It's now so hot in the UK that even the Prime Minister has changed his name to Burnham

The last time a Prime Minister resigned during a major football tournament, England got eliminated by Iceland four days later. I’m not saying there’s a connection, but I’m off to put £50 on Panama.

WELL THERE WE GO ANOTHER COMPLETELY CHILL NORMAL SUMMER AHEAD OF US FOR THE BRITISH ISLES

I can’t watch Belgium play football without thinking of the best fantasy team name I ever saw: “Toss De Bruyne to Your Witcher” #BELIRN

We’re playing Resident Evil 4 and Margaret Thatcher’s just turned up.

Well, that clears things up, I guess.

The defining quality of modern politics is unseriousness at a time of incredible seriousness. Don’t look up.

Binx has assumed the heatwave position.

Happy Father’s Day, Dad. I miss you.

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

When British people write "y'all" on social media

Sunday marks the summer solstice, the longest day of the year We'll all have around 16-19 hours of daylight to make the most of ☀️

Apparently the bloke in the White House has already stolen it

Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.

Exciting news about the discovery of three new weevil species: the seeno weevil, the hearno weevil and no no you’re right I’ll shut up

It took them 70 mins to get their shit together, but I was really impressed by Scotland after that. They more than held their own against the African champions*. Eventually. If Brazil are as sluggish as they were last week, Scotland have a surprisingly decent chance of snatching a point. #SCOMAR

Me: I'm bored Snacks in my house: BRACE YOURSELVES LADS

I was wondering where I’d seen the Seattle stadium that hosted #USAAUS before. It was the WLF base in The Last of Us Part II.

Story for the new Wario Land game just leaked

Does he not have an app like the rest of us

one anecdote: I was searching for a link to one of my old papers on Google, and the automated Gemini summary attributed all of my lab's work to my husband

Superb stuff from England. At times they looked almost like the Lionesses. 😏 #ENGCRO

Holy shit

One thing I will say for the USA hosts is they’ve certainly done their research – cranking Yes Sir I Can Boogie for the Scotland fans and Mr Brightside for the English. Everybody’s happy. #ENGCRO

How do you get England fans onside for the hydration break? Blast Mr Brightside. #ENGCRO

This is such a weirdly meanspirited article that gets one of the details of the finale wrong (it was a koala-tee, not a “cool tea”) and another contestant had “claimed” fun wordplay for the series and was annoyed when Kumail did it, which is absolute projection. Taskmaster doesn’t need this.

The "hydration break" really is a perfect American capitalist innovation: a nakedly commercial play to insert more ad revenue into a game that doesn't have ads anywhere else in the world, all under the guise of some humanitarian interest in the players' wellbeing.

My cousin is in the stadium in Dallas and says it’s freezing in there, hydration break confirmed a total scam #ENGCRO

Why do I feel like Emma Hayes was offered a fancy plasma touchscreen and insisted on having a pub blackboard #ENGCRO

Booing the hydration break. Makes you proud to be British. #ENGCRO

I see the Croatia goalie’s got a new tactic of camouflaging himself against the advertising boards #ENGCRO

Damn it Marvel you can’t drop a new Spider-Man trailer when there’s an England World Cup game on

As someone missing the normal TV schedule during the World Cup, it is oddly comforting to turn on BBC One and see the Democratic Republic of Congo being pointless.

Got reminded by my mum that one of our Primary 1 teachers at school was called “Mrs Thistlethwaite”. That’s a really hard thing for a five-year-old to say.

What’s your favourite Rocky film? Mine’s a tie between Horror Picture Show and & Bullwinkle.

Well, that was a fucking ride.

A video game studio should be allowed to make a bad game and gain some institutional knowledge without being gutted, skinned, and melted it down into glue every fiscal year.

Genuinely imagine if this is one cop’s cold case, he refused to retire until he got his man

Top tip: entertain your workmates for hours by pronouncing microphone like Persephone

Scottish soccer fans in town for the World Cup made a side-trip to Fenway on Sunday and brought actual magic with them. It was such a delight and honor to get to accompany their singing.

I call my wife 'her indoors' because she looks like Jim Morrison.