my god dude don't tell people to use brave

Pitching new versions of A Christmas Carol in 2025 www.youtube.com/shorts/IqZrB...

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Day 2 of @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social

Pretty cool news from New York

If they'd cared about security it would've been L0uvr3

That is NOT a good place for a burrow

[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that

you can't even say "charlie kirk was a fascist agent provocateur who died as a direct result of the kinds of violence he sought to incite" these days, what with cancel culture how it is

it's not that there aren't people who deserve to die so much as that i don't trust any institutions that kill people to not develop self-preservational institutional goals and then keep killing people, even if i trusted any institutions to begin with, which i also don't

That's what I was going for with my website anordinarypenguin.neocities.org

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

Good news for once

"Why did the mushroom go to a party? Because he was a fungi!"

Cancelled by the woke mob because I wouldn't stop saying "Murder, She Wrote" in a Yoda voice.

Quite the payoff

Fallen London's AI Transparency Statement is so funny xD

I was so upset I failed to remember the name for a pyramid shaped grave is “a pyramid”

Dahl: And the other children are given life changing injuries as punishment for the main 4 vices: greed, gluttony, watching TV & women chewing gum Intern Publisher: Isn't that a bit odd? politically? Older Publisher, who knows Dahl's other views: Shush, Kevin, this could have been a LOT worse

Night time in movies vs reality:

I'm on the weirdest train journey of my life right now

How cool would it be if Elon had a vision that said "your firstborn daughter will bring down your empire" and he tried to avoid having daughters and that's why he's insane now

Front page of every single UK newspaper today. Generative AI is theft.

[guy who made a billion dollars secretly feeding you lizard meat] I think I speak for all honest hard-working Americans when I say we need to shut down the Department of Checking What Kind of Meat That Is

Met some cool guys

dear hollywood I have ideas

It’s rough when this is the main way to protect your intellectual property and hope for a return. Like we all have the project that we got stiffed on and release the stuff you did for free, but this is an unimaginable and frankly impressive scale of that.

"Can you just leave that for me?"

Hand dryers then vs now:

I'm just finding out that P.G. Wodehouse's first names were Pelham Grenville

I can't be the only one who assumed she died decades ago?

A Ghost Story At Christmas By M.R. Dickbit A dusty old academic of my acquaintance once went to a remote place where he intended to indulge his passion for brass rubbings, on which topic I shall expound for 17 pages, and he returned to his lodgings where a hat fell off a wardrobe aaaaaargh the end.

🤦🙃

Realistic Polar Express youtube.com/shorts/ud8Qo...

#Introduction I'm 30, from Nottingham but moving to Glasgow soon I love cats, penguins, gigs, board games, and sci fi (especially Star Trek). I'm an avid Final Fantasy XIV player Recently started studying for a PhD at the University of the West of Scotland Pronouns are they/them or whatever else

A bit late, but here's my haul from @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social last weekend #comics