It's cool how the origin story for every beloved 80s property is "well Ronald Reagan got children's television deregulated, so there was this show that was designed to sell toys to people that aren't yet fully capable of understanding when they're being advertised to."

look, i know this is an ice cold take but if you’re someone who thinks gender is a scam and shouldn’t exist… kindly excise AMAB/AFAB from your vocabulary

This sort of shit needs to be prosecuted.

This is literally just this

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everyone is blaming miles mackenzie on the wrong things. nier automata...god of war 2018...the rot is deeper. and older.

Dissolution of central government and switch to anarcho-syndicalism, public trial of all MAGA figures and ICE agents/administrators, survivors chemically castrated and exiled to habitable but remote islands.

Borders unconditionally opened, socialized medicine, ban automated answering menus, full renewable energy now, sex work legalized, factory farming outlawed, universal basic income, divest from Israel completely, cede land back to First Nations tribes over twenty-year plan, universal childcare

Total nuclear disarmament NOW, forcibly reform army and police into a National Civic Works Corps and completely overhaul American infrastructure, all 1 percenters imprisoned for the crime of hoarding and their assets seized, landlords stripped of their property, prison otherwise abolished

1. The Trump administration has just quietly updated the State Department website to indicate that it may invalidate transgender people's passports. This comes a week after a SCOTUS ruling blocking lower rulings allowing trans people to update them. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Becoming a fan of MSX Fan magazine's choice of cover mascot for most of its issues in 1992.

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Can the bad mojo of a monkey paw wish activate, but like, on someone else's stuff?

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good morning

y’know what comes next… #hades2 #melnem

Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics" guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation

New insult to life itself just dropped

The situation is dire. And while I refuse to give up even if everything's against me still, recovery is just as rocky as I predicted it to be, specially with our government putting a foot in front of me to trip me over and fall into despair. Read more in the post. Links below! QR Codes available!

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

butt, boob, bun, and sleep and purple

uh oh delphine is at it again

*photograph of a carrot taking up 90% of the page* Not just country girls are gonna have to make due. Qnorbo's back in his most outrageous adventure. 16 fast blastin' levels so extreme your boyfriend will be reduced to slurry as his nutrients join those of countless others in our collection vats.

"8/10" -EGM, "Qnorbo is Puzzle-Rific!" -SuperPlay, "Return my husband, Qnorbo. Where is he?" -1up. Who are we to argue with the critics? Now you can Qnorb on the go with Qnorbo Pocket. All the face numbing action you can cram in the palm of your boyfriend's hand as he is absorbed into the collective

*pouting lingerie woman* "Ever since Qnorbo, every night's the same..." Better learn to crochet BITCH cause Qnorbo's here to stay! He's gotta grab all the Rainbow Drops in Fancy Land, and with 32 bits of brain gnarblin', ball blustin' puzzle action across 4 CRAZY worlds? kiss your boyfriend goodbye!

the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is

'Half-Life 3' is rumored to take place in the same universe as 'Half-Life 2.'

toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'" futurism.com/artificial-i...

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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

You've recently joined the crew of a research vessel and were put into a crew cabin with this lady. She's the head xeno-archeologist on board and will be leading the archeological dig on the planet you're heading to. The journey there is long, so you better get comfy together~

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

steam machine de la abuela

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/scooter599.jpg

Just do your thing

never let them fool you again: every rich person is the dumbest motherfucker alive.

i feel like one thing that we should be making abundantly clear from now on is that the majority of anti-trans consent manufacturers are goddamn pedophiles. are you going to believe what a bunch of pedophiles say about us? what does that say about you?

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

It's crazy how they revealed Yoshi will be in the movie!

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

I know what my custom faceplate will be for the new Steam Cube already

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my experience trying to get people to read umineko since completing it

🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,976 votes, which means that the race is no longer in automatic recount territory.

WE CAN STILL WIN! yellat.money

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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders