sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

Hey @merriam-webster.com why has AI slop returned to your website around the same time you're trying to market yourself as anti-AI?

BARBAROUS UPDATE! 🙌 Chapter 9 Pg 25! Aren't you tired of being nice? 😈🔥 Read for free at johnnywander.com!

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No one has ever been more right than this woman

Double knot and fairfield noise (volume warning) #synthsky #noise

First use-case for this new uniform-surface particle emitter technique: speed-sparks on boost.

when you're not feeling down about it

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

POSSESSOR(S) is launching today. I have been the producer on this project for three years, & the last few weeks have been difficult. Most of the team isn't around anymore to celebrate the launch, so I wrote many words about these incredible people to celebrate them. 🖤 shorturl.at/MpMra

No one asked for a new tetris-like in 2025, but here we are. This is my game Plumbsum, which is about organizing pipes. ashervo.itch.io/plumbsum

on top of spaghetti all covered in bees I contracted my windpipe due to allergies

ok young suns is out so I can post about this: I got a bug where a furniture item spawned in the world as a chicken. complete with chicken noises. ceci n'est pas une poullet

It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value

No email from a library system stirs the imagination like a notice my scan is ready to download through WORLDCAT. The great cat that surrounds the world? That nuzzles the roots of the world-scratching-tree? The great world cat who is and was and shall be? That cat???

My public service announcement for today is that America’s Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.

I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.

Additional point: Clair Obscur's third act is a thematic loop about how delaying the inevitable isn't healthy. You may feel temporarily good, you might even feel like a God among ants, but all you're doing is becoming a rotting husk and running away from inevitability.

Sweet dreams are made of bees. Who am I to diss a bee? I traveled the world and met seven bees. Everybody's looking for some bees.

you should buy Y0 before this btw; the Director's Cut is a markedly worse experience and isn't even done BY the director of Y0

after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls

valve: this is the steam machi- the collective internet: gabecube

Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it

a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,

Drinking with a game director at a launch party. He said something through all the free wine that still sticks with me. "Making a game is like landing a plane while you are building it, and the plane is on fire."

Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning

Absolutely wild that this article is how we found out about this and not via official sources or on the Discord for FC members

this is one of those jokes where if you are a game developer I think you had to laugh like 50% harder

setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING

Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry

lmao

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I CAN ACTUALLY POST THIS

"You there, boy! What day is it?" "It's the day Dick Cheney died, sir!" "Then I haven't missed it." *happiness intensifies* (Images from 'The Muppet Christmas Carol' with Michael Caine as Scrooge)

Dodgers Fans In Echo Park Celebrate Another World Series Victory @shoton35mm.bsky.social

This is the photo.

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Yoshinobu Yamamoto is the first pitcher in MLB history to win 3 games ON THE ROAD in a single World Series.

Courtesy @jjinandtonic.bsky.social

now that's what I call sports

The US on December 7, 1941

NARRATIVE THE BIG WINNER BABY

[through gritted teeth] this is objectively an excellent baseball game

*checks feed* Hey Canada how we feelin—yeah checks out