that's gotta be the most commercially successful 10-year stretch any editor ever had

Asmongold and Fuentes accidentally reinventing ancient Greek "peak masculinity is wanting to fuck other men" belief from first principles is fucking hilarious.

entered a fake phone number when setting up my microwave and now i can't cook a corn dog because it won't turn on without 2-factor authentication and it's sending the eight digit code to someone else's phone

I have been practicing law for 35 years but I never before had 2 of my cases as the 2 top stories @nytimes.com Hats off to our many @democracydefendersaction.org & @democracydefendersfund.org partners & clients & colleagues including.... 1/2

Also big time lol that Trump thinks he can call the shots on "pass immigration reform and I'll drop this thing that is insanely damaging for me." Dude really truly does not understand what time it is.

Ex-federal judges ask court to reopen Trump IRS lawsuit that ‘raises profound questions’

anybody have a way to share a gift link, please www.nytimes.com/2026/05/29/u...

Pretty pleased with my first day as Jeff Bezos’s rocket designer.

Trump "Survivor" works better....

isn't this the dude that stole Taylor Swift's music

Last-place CBS Evening News has been embarrassed they couldn't crack 4 million average weekly viewers for 6 weeks. A few days ago, they announced they finally climbed back. Only problem? They didn't. Scoop in @status.news explains slimy PR trick (they point out other networks have done similar):

The ICE agent charged with shooting a Venezuelan immigrant in north Minneapolis during Operation Metro Surge and lying about the circumstances has been arrested in Texas after Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension agents tracked him there.

@ebthen.bsky.social no comments allowed and no quote posts, so I am going to take my time and trouble to screenshot and ask: By "against genocide", pretty sure you mean that you threw your fucking vote at third party and allowed Trump to win by small margin. Correct?

One of my strongest takeaways from the Bee this week is that it was a showcase for why critical thinking matters more than ever. So much of what the kids do up there isn’t rote memorization—it’s using their insane prep to solve words like puzzles (using etymology, patterns) in real time.

Seems existentially bad. Project Blue data center could use up to 31 million gallons of water per year www.kjzz.org/fronteras-de...

ICE is targeting press outside Delaney Hall

federal law only allows deceased people on our money just sayin'

Basically, if the person disapproves of the DNC “shut up you ugly fuck” tweet and Gavin Newsom’s content they are the very last people that should be giving you campaign advice

Today In 1974: Texas #Rangers batter Lenny Randle lays down a perfect bunt so he can hammer Cleveland pitcher Milt Wilcox, who threw behind him in his previous at-bat! #OldSchool #MLB #Baseball #History

science and space travel are best done by people in love with the science not people in love with profit

DEVELOPING: Rob Lowe’s band from St. Elmo’s Fire has withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

Don't know if younger people can appreciate how much of a miracle Google search was in the relatively early days of the internet. To find stuff you wanted to know about without Debbie Deep Throat websites popping up was amazing. I mourn.

I don't like the framing of this one. I don't want to acknowledge the fucker's birthday, even for protesting the fact that he wasn't aborted.

my favorite erick erickson moment is when he said that his family refused to eat asian food on the anniversary of pearl harbor to honor the tragedy. a reporter reached out to his mom to confirm whether this was true and she was like “i don’t know what the fuck he is talking about”

I am fascinated by the coverage from all major news outlets for literally months now about how an Iran peace deal is close at hand. Not even an acknowledgement that we have been through multiple cycles of this and nothing is happening.

this

Lara Trump is warming up in the bullpen. She’s been working on a 35 minute version of that goddamn Titanic song. People, get ready to dance.

Famously, no GOP constituents fly via blue state airports.

my eco friendly takeout container basically melted over the course of a 15 minute walk so i've got kimchi juice in my bag and am also now a neoconservative

Elon and Jeff should partner up. They could blow up twice as many rockets with a bit of teamwork.

Circle Jerks singer Keith Morris at their Las Vegas show confronting disruptive Trump supporters in the crowd "Do you fucking understand our fucking lyrics? Do you fucking understand I think Donald Trump is the biggest piece of shit to ever walk the face of the Earth?" (May 24, 2026)

Chariots of Super Boring Fire

Ice Ice Baby 12m times in a row to fill the empty stage

>has spots >moos this is a cow

I want the Spurs to win because I want those nuns to be happy.

The new 11-yr-old rescue is now perky enough that he hears 'no!' quite often.

Peter Thiel is heading to his spiritual homeland of Argentina, following in the historical footsteps of thousands of other deeply problematic men with the exact same haircut.

Left Poppy alone forever* and she’s going to need all of the love now *three hours and actually there was another person home with her the whole time

How is your business going to grow if nobody can afford to buy the crap you sell.

As someone who completely tuned out the NBA for fifteen years and started watching again during COVID, it's still disorienting to see a big man - in this case an exceedingly big man - simply step back and drill a three pointer four feet behind the line. This would have killed an NBA fan in 1995.

Hope Bret knows a lot of songs for his 12-hr set.

I failed a drug test because I ate a poppy seed muffin, probably didn't help that I used cocaine instead of flour for it

the problem with the shittiest billionaires getting so directly involved in space is how much it turns off people who just want to be excited by space

Fun fact: to keep production costs low, many Star Trek scenes were filmed on Earth.

is it a tomato, it’s a tomato isn’t it