I love the pre-season vibe of timbits hockey "your kid isn't going to the NHL so just have fun with it" yeah obviously he's not going to the NHL, he's 6 and can't do crossovers. We're here so that he can burn some of his endless energy and I can talk to fellow dads.

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10K Word Premium: OpenAI is another unprofitable, desperate AI startup building products on its own models, spending $2.60 to make $1. Sora 2 is a reckless attempt to grow ChatGPT that costs them at least $5 per generated video. They need to raise $20bn+ before EoY. www.wheresyoured.at/sora2-openai/

Obviously, this is loser shit, but I think AI has really cemented itself as the visual language of fascism. It's anti-human, flattened, uninteresting, and cheap. It's like looking at a Potemkin Village and thinking that's the same as architecture.

huh guess the sens aren't playing tonight

@ianmendes.bsky.social Sens should do a pre-season game at the University of North Dakota next year

170 Slater, the collapsed parking garage being redeveloped into 538 residential units. Community Benefits Charge (CBC): ~$600,000 Development Charges (DC): ~$13,000,000 Of those DCs, about $3-million goes exclusively towards suburban arterial roads. Those should be eliminated long before the CBCs.

i feel like im going crazy bc housing prices are crushing me and every day i wake up and see the political convo being "is cantaloupe is woke?" "did TGIF change its logo?" "are we renaming new mexico to new america?"

New PDOcast with @thomasdrance.bsky.social: We have never been more back. First episode of the season is an annual staple for us - Our Guys for the 2025-2026 NHL season. The players we're especially excited to watch this year, and all of the reasons why. bit.ly/4nzlOkK

Today, we’re introducing CIRA Cyber Stack, a unified portfolio bringing together CIRA’s suite of Canadian cybersecurity solutions. CIRA Cyber Stack is designed to help organizations stay resilient in a fast-changing threat landscape. Learn more: www.cira.ca/en/resources...

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

The RSV immunization is now available for eligible infants and high-risk children. Learn more and read the full news release: ottawa.ca/en/city-hall... @ottawahospital.on.ca @hopitalmontfort.bsky.social @qchottawa.bsky.social

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

This article should rightfully do numbers. What was implied but left unsaid was the connection between 1. AI is useful, but not so useful to pay back the investment, and 2. The open/on device AI models are good enough and so cheap. The combo of these two thoughts is what makes this an AI bubble

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

giving my created team in EA NHL a pride themed jersey and immediately getting khashoggi’d

Scientifically, Sens are winning the cup.

⬡⬢⬡ HockeyViz 2025-2026 Season Preview ⬢⬡⬢ hockeyviz.com/txt/preview2... Detailed skill and icetime breakdowns for every team, and a million simulations of the upcoming NHL seasons. There are many, many graphs.

THE MEME IS REAL

@senators.bsky.social you like what you see?

Went to pinecrest for family skate with my son and I think I have a year or two left until he's faster than me. He's improving at an alarming rate

Jay Birds Robbie Craig n.d.

A double-decker busload of people being held up by a few dozen parked cars, parallel parkers, and left turners. What a mess. #bankstreetbuslanes

New Jersey Devils are using a sens watermarked feed and have it unlisted on youtube

Québec no longer interested in an NHL team after this one

A lot of people assume that Amsterdam has been biketopia since time immemorial but it actually was car hell for decades before the citizens became fed up with car fatalities and forced the government to rebuild everything around mass transit and bikes. It took time and will, but they did it.

Just in from the ICE facility in Portland

eldest asked me to teach them some trigonometry. i refused — children shouldn't have to bear the sines of the father

I downloaded Ottawa's Speed Camera data and graphed out 'average speed' over time. Sure looks like they work. Data available here: open.ottawa.ca/datasets/ott...

Without further ado, here is the trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. Against all odds, it will air in select theatres on October 2nd, along with the theatrical debut of Sex House. Tickets go on sale tomorrow. And, yes, this is real.

The Golden Knights asked me to leave their practice facility and revoked my credential because I asked one of their players about the Hockey Canada 5. Their sensitivity underscores the dicey nature of the decision VGK and Carolina are facing. My story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...

"Speeding decreased by 45 per cent, the maximum speed travelled by 85 per cent of vehicles fell by 10.7 km/h and vehicles travelling more than 20km/h over the speed limit dropped by 87 per cent. Once cameras were removed, speeding rates returned to previous levels." www.torontomu.ca/news-events/...

Repeat this over and over. Doug Ford will kill people.

go sens go

END OF THE WORLD FAILS AGAIN

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Sens are winning the cup

Wishing everyone a great Fall.

The start of the NHL season is a couple weeks away and I am working hard on adding new features to The Stanley Cap. Today I am not really announcing a new feature but making a request. I am introducing Subscription Plans and asking for your support. www.thestanleycap.com/subscriptions

Regular reminder for new’ish parents in Ottawa that are cargo bike curious for daycare drop-offs and park meets - you can rent a cargo bike from @letsgocargo.bsky.social and then have a fun weekend trying #cargobikelife

My new life goal, spread the Go Sens Go to the orangutans

You boy, what day is it?

Today's the 4th annual LRT Crawl with my friends and today we explore the Trillium Line. First stop is the culturally rich South Keys Montana's. A 14 minute delay on the 98 is an appropriate start. At least I'm stuck waiting somewhere beautiful.

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

CANADA WILL PLAY FOR GOLD AT THE #RWC2025!! 🚨🇨🇦

Canada did it!!!! 34-19!!! We are going to Rugby World Cup Final NEXT WEEKEND!

Thomas Harley said he likes that Neil Graham explains why they’re doing certain things. @OwenNewkirk asked why that’s important. “Because we’re stupid,” Harley said.