Wow Harry Kane is a little prick. You gonna go whine to the ref after that performance?

Has CR7 always had an Adam's apple the size of a small house?

That was a very nice free kick. Still Portugal hater for life though.

When it comes to analyzing the Brady collapse from grace, you're not going to read better than this

Hey @TSN, if you're gonna have four out of five channels show the World Cup, maybe don't have all four of them show the same game when two are on at the same time

Austria, read my posts

Booing during the hydration break will always be funny

I was wrong. A certain fan of early-2000s Sens goalies and/or minor Looney Tunes characters blames the media

We can make these jokes now!

If Sens Bluesky, Sens Reddit, and Silver Seven commenters are all happy THE CAPTAIN is gone..... yeesh

Apparently Keir Starner resigning was the shoe that dropped in getting Brady Tkachuk traded

On Father's Day, I think it's important to make some terrible jokes about today's World Cup matches. Rhe rain in Spain falls mainly on the Saudi keeper Belgium? Maybe they'll just draw 'em instead again Cabo Verde? You gotta tip your Cape Jokes about Old Zealand are old news(ealand)

Credit where credit is due, that Brandi Chastain ad is very pointed

Côte d'Ivoire needs to work on taking shots without a first touch. So many squandered chances.

Paraguay's manager doing everything in his power to get red carded too. He should start yelling with his mouth covered.

I'm at a loss coming up with a more bilingual name than Jean-Kevin

When the wedding DJ surprises you and puts on Short Skirt Long Jacket

Canada vs. Qatar Gauthier

Question: if South Africa doesn't have anyone up on offence, but doesn't have numbers back on defence, where are their players?

There's a lot of awful in the world, so sometimes you gotta celebrate the little earnestly wholesome things. Here's one I just learned about: the Nobel Peat Prize

Another World Cup, another year of all the commentators talking about this mysterious country called Gone-uh

My Black Stars looked listless all game, but the result was never* in doubt *very much

Cristiano Ronaldo with 0.07 xG in the first half? You love to see it

Congoooooooooo

Also never forget Messi's true legacy: giving countless intramural teams of dudebros an excuse to name their team Messi Balls

I think this Messi guy might be good

If someone offered you "olive cake", what would you think you're getting?

I'd say gum but it shouldn't even count as food if you don't ingest it

Anyone else think Brandon Bussi looks like Josh Groban?

Two sublime goals in this match so far

More cops! More jails! Harsher sentences! No bail! Oh and one park that's mostly dirt. Public safety!

Holy fuuuuuck that Protect Ontario ad is as bad as it gets

I think Taylor Swift owes me royalties. I'll settle for 0.1% of her net worth.

"Could be worse Spurs fans, you could be playing Arsenal"

And, like the reducing drug prices 1000% thing, he said it many times on the record. This wasn't one gotcha moment out of context.

Is Jordan Staal making a push for Conn Smythe?

If i were Vegas, I would not flying shove a man into my own net with the puck loose in the crease

If I were Vegas, I would simply stop cheating to score goals

*trying to fit in with all the basketball watchers* "So, what era did Stevie Knicks play for this team again?"

Obviously Cuck Harter Fart, but on a petty personal note, I love seeing Torts sad

I don't know, Barbashev sticks his stick in Andersen's ribs. Why risk it if you're Torts?

Huge decision to challenge there

My and all my homies wear beige so people know we're the écru A-crew

Carolina's defence go so wide for offensive-zone draws, and I love little weird tactical things like that and love it more when they lead to goals

Conn Smythe frontrunners are probably Hall and Dorofeyev right?

Remember when Habs fans were chanting Ole after tying it up in Game 3?

Svech pissing off goalies like he's Greig but at 2.5× the salary

I didn't realize Texier is such a dirty player

PWHL expansion process: get the marble to the jersey number you want to protect

I will go back to pure Habs hate shortly, but I will say it's not surprising they look tired. Carolina had to shake off some rust in Game 1, but now the Habs look like having no rest has caught up to them.