I will watch ads for prostate meds, but I draw the libe and made-up awards for Trump's ego

5 minutes before the World Cup draw started, I asked my wife what it was time for. She said, "Hockey?" I said no, it's noon on a Friday. Turns out she said, "Coffee," and now she thinks I'm judging her caffeine consumption.

Randomly the mall has a meet and greet with Darcy Tucker today. Should I go cross-check him into the wall?

Lane Hutson is bad. It's just science.

The Napa autopro ad guy reminds me of Colm Feore

Zub with the smooth hands on the doorstep

Kill the period!

What a steal!

Dave Brubeck, Ottawa Jazz Fest, 2010 Elton John + Billy Joel, Ottawa, 2009 Paul McCarthey, Ottawa, 2013 The Killers, Toronto, 2013 (also Ottawa Bluesfest, 2014) Shad, The Danforth, Toronto, 2014 (also Commonwealth, Calgary, 2019)

Ullmark pulling a David Blaine against Vegas, somehow making the puck disappear then reappear not in the net

A point is a big deal since the Sens stopped playing after the first period

I love when Linus Ullmark has swagger. Every save gets the, "Is that the best you can do?" treatment, but it's a calm, understated, unimpressed version.

On the one hand, brutal bounce. On the other hand, Ottawa's been begging Vegas to tie it up all period.

Zuuuub (derogatory)

Turns out Zetterlund can only score after 7 pm Pacific Time

Maybe don't pair your slowest and your leglessest defencemen together

So who else is watching the third?

*JLo voice* Waiting for Godot, o-o-oh! When you would be here in my arms...

It's truly an oversight in these Canadian Olympic curling trials that there is a Team Black and a Team Brown and their jerseys are neither black nor brown

Not sure about The Keg ads saying "See you tonight" when this game won't even end until tomorrow morning

Cousins from Cozens will never not br funny

I said to look for Halliday to make his NHL debut this year www.silversevensens.com/ottawa-senat...

New York Times Metrolinx 🤝 "Lightrail isn't in our vocabulary"

If Lassi gets called up and energizes the Sens, I'll call it the Joule Thomson effect and nobody will get the joke

Rantanen just immune to penalties now, cross-checking a guy into the net, no call

My daughter slept through two periods, still put up more of an effort than the Sens, and yet they won

Usually putting up the "X without a shot" timer guarantees the team will get a shot, but the Sens have now gone 4 minutes without a shot since the without a shot timer first went up

I don't understand why Green won't put Stützle and Giroux together. They're the only ones with that level of vision on this team.

Spence is in? *insert Spence Diamonds WOW*

Thanks Google AI

I'm glad Green still puts out Sanderson–Chabot for post-icing draws even when the score is tied. I'd prefer Spence was here so he'd have another offensive option, but still.

Giroux, Perron, Eller. Sens trying to have to oldest PP in the NHL.

I liked this game better when the Sens were winning

After a week off, Nick Jensen is still cooked

I loved Derry Girls, so I'm looking forward to the prequel coming to HBO

Staring at the blank Pages before you...

I was just thinking, I'd put Davis here

You can't convince me Ernie Clement isn't Dominic Monaghan

Sheehan looks like Dan Bakkedahl, just 20 years younger

Robblerobbleski is done

Not even moving after the hit is such a flex

This is such a 2025-26 Sens start. Control play. A sloppy pass and miscommunication leads to an early goal against. Take an early unnecessary penalty.

8 hits, 1 run. Sums up the night.

Forever and for always

The Dodgers having a Lil Mookie implies they should have a Big Al and a Lorraine

Their names should be Freddie Fredman and Eddie Edman. I don't make the rules.

Last time Ullmark played, he could make saves

"Jays lost" "Dodgers won" OK but the Sens outscored them both

At some point, I started cheering for the guys older than me. Yaya Giroux!

Travis Green: "Whatever he does, it's worthy of the first line"