It's time to face the facts. Charmeleon is a good pun, while Charmander and Charizard are just awkward portmanteaux.

I saw a Substack yesterday suggesting young adults struggling to find employment to start a Substack. Is the end goal for everyone to have a Substack and we all just subscribe to each other, passing a bunch of virtual $10 bills around in a circle?

I'm privileged that I can disengage from the Sens over the Reimer signing. We are all lucky to have people like A and @carteciel.bsky.social who can best express how frustrated and hurt we feel.

I made a stock email to send to Sens comms to complain about signing James Reimer. The link is too long for Bluesky, so you can find in my comment here: www.silversevensens.com/senators-emb...

Here's my challenge to Sens fans: we know that [email protected] is an email address that Mendes monitors. If we blow it up with "I'm out if Reimer's on the team", does that get back to Staios?

Turned on this game for 5 minutes. Nope.

Looks like going to bed at 11 was the right choice

Lol, ref was like, sorry for taking you out of the play Jensen, you get away with one penalty

I'd always rather get something I've never had before at a restaurant I go to regularly than something I know I like

Sens have Schrödinger's powerplay, somehow fifth in the league but also atrocious

Spittin' Chiclets Game Time competing with Kevin Bieksa for intermission segments I do not want to watch whatsoever

Sens have figured out the only way to score against Detroit is play their game: fewer shots, not sustained pressure.

This feels like the game against the Sabres in October. Sens dominate, but Leevi can't make a save.

The world if the Sens could get an offensive zone rebound

Sens making John Gibson look like Dominik Hasek out there

Tyler "don't give me the puck" Kleven

Does Prime just have 2 cameras?

Did Patrick Kane get work done? I did not recognize his face.

I know we're all saying the Atlantic Division is fake, but the Oilers lead the Pacific with one more point than the Sens — and a worse points percentage!

My prediction: Kleven will be the one to fight Stanley

I interrupt the hockey and politics to bring you this sandwich I made that somehow curled the salami perfectly to be a bowl for all the melted cheese

I forgot how dumb it sounds when Jets fans chant TRUE NORTH over the French part of the anthem

Trump knows he'll be dead long before he could face consequences. Change of power, US collapse, etc. will take too long to select him. But if you're Hegseth or Rubio, what's your angle? You're willing to stand trial at The Hague for this?

Today in all white people look the same, my mother-in-law thought Zac Efron was Macaulay Culkin grown up

Jensen and Perron both having bonehead moments and scoring goals later. As Kurt Vonnegut would say, so it goes.

Perron you dumbass

Get Jensen off my team

Fighting is dumb, but it's a lot more standing up for your teammate than spearing a guy in the neck

What was the Rough on Zub? Using his neck against Strome's stick?

Good to see Nick Jensen is still as hot garbage as before the healthy scratch

There's been a glitch in the Championship standings on Google for months, in that Sheffield Wednesday has negative points. Today, they're at minus-7 points in 23 matches.

The Blackwood vs. Bussi headlines write themselves

I don't like the Sens reverting to taking an 8-shot lead, then letting their opponent get the next 20 shots

Always weird when my niche nerdy shows up in someone else's Bluesks

Happy Boxing Day! I hope everyone left a panini out for George Foreman last night

In the spirit of Sensmas, I did a brief return to writing www.silversevensens.com/the-true-mea...

OT is better than I expected tonight

Norris tribute video didn't mention when he took over as Sens admin and taught us about Chabdaddy

As is tradition, I picked up a Sabre on my fantasy team just before they played the Sens, trying to curse them with a bad game

Still can't believe that 200-year-old Nick Jensen took Pastrnak down like he was made of papier mâché

@sammich-blt.bsky.social what was that about the Sens being allergic to getting their own rebounds?

Had a couple friends in Europe thank me for contributing my tax dollars to Heated Rivalry

Yep, counts against his save percentage

Does that count against Silovs' save percentage? He wasn't off the ice yet.

Always and forever

Remember when Namestnikov played for the Sens?

I don't understand the reluctance to play Giroux with Stützle. They think the game similarly and never get 5v5 minutes this season.

Ullmark, again I beg you, visit an optometrist. Goalies need to see pucks from more than 10 ft out too.

Is this Jonathan Toews thing actually a Bloge Salming bit?

It's because it's near impossible to become a billionaire by accident. Most people, if you had a great idea and lucked into having $20-million would take it easier, not wonder how fast you could double it. There's a level of sociopathy required to get that much money.