Can we have it?

Marner, wtf. Bananas

what’s all this im hearing about a haunted virus?

I just finished watching like 6+ hours of the directors cuts (over a few days) and I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anything worse. Zack Synder made a lot of choices and not a single fucking one was correct

Red sky at night, poster’s delight

This is definitely the best scene from the prequels if not all of Star Wars youtu.be/EWiklbXkV-c

When does McDavid announce he’s taking his talents to [US city] to form a Big Three with Matthews and Brady?

this is word for word what my last performance review said

weird, this is almost word for word the note my wife handed me just before I stood up to make a speech at our wedding

Almost a clean sweep. Never had an AOL address, but could add “multiple BBS accounts” for bonus points 👴💀👻💨

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I was told Brady is a go through a brick wall power forward who just needed to be unleashed in the playoffs if only the Sens could get him there

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Ullmark is on fucking on one today (complimentary)

oh, so this is a **bubble** bubble

I’m sure our civic-minded pals, the multi-national oil and gas cartels, will definitely not just eat this as extra profit. Hello savings!

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I’ve taken my shots at Linus on this website (and in my head) but he’s been great since his return with the exception of those shit games in Florida, so credit where it’s due. Bring it dude, you got this

Hell. Yeah. Let’s goooooo0000

Ok, these mf Sens are dragging me back all in damnit

Had to do a double take because the shadow of the mic makes it look like Chabot shaved only one side of his face

This list is just the product notes you see when you download Bluesky from the app store

Getting together with the boys later, everyone else forgot to stock up yesterday

Microsoft Outlook in space is like when they put Jason, or Ludacris, in space. Absurd and horrifying, just immediately a terrible call, but I definitely want to see how this plays out

Leevi, Reimer, Forsberg, Sogaard, Murray, Talbot, Korpisalo, Gustavson: “Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Goalie That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?”

Your Ottawa Senators

I look forward to hearing about his Vezina caliber season shortly after he gets traded in a year or two

Reminder: if your Naomi be Klein, you’re fine

Fuck, I didn’t check Trivago

slept in a radiohead shirt and woke up fitter, happier, more productive

I often get junk mail from realtors offering to pay cash for my house and always have a brief day dream of taking the money and fucking off to some island for the rest of my life. Is my family with me? I’m not saying no, but they aren’t in the day dream

It’s amazing how they just keep inventing new ways to entice people to avoid visiting their country 🫡

Unrelated to anything Sens/Leafs related, but I hate the spelling of this brand so much it’s like a physical revulsion

Are we on third winter yet?

Hyper-personalized private social network that’s just me muttering to myself on the toilet

Tom Holland Umbrella rules apply to this clip as well

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This song from Toast of London slaps actually youtu.be/jAueAweTeWs?...

I’m with the Brits on putting “u” into all the words, but the Americans are right about the spelling of “jail”. I’m sorry it’s not “gaol” it’s just not

I think I hate hockey

you want me to like AND subscribe? a bit much don’t you think?

Editor: Ok that’s pretty good for 5 words, what could you do with 10-15? Hemingway:

This is so weird