rapTORS win senaTORS win big, big night for my -tors

Contery on are backs

fuck yeaaaaaahhhh fuck these nepo fuuuuucks fake team fuck off forever

the pinto shake!!

faaaaaack i didnt want these nepo crybaby scum to even get a point

ref was like “hey sorry I hit you as you were entering the zone timmy, they were gonna break my knees” and timmy was just like “ya man I get it ya”

that whoooole sequence started because the ref hit timmy ffs

call him drake bathsalts the way he makes my central nervous system go crazy

Sens v Golden Knights in the battle of the team with a logo that has a gladiator helmet even though they’re called “Senators” against the team with a logo that has a gladiator helmet even though a gladiator is not a “golden knight.”

whaddabooooooombbbbb

raps are so fucking siiiiiiiick

Staios is gonna fleece the nucks out of Quinn Hughes, then Travis Green is gonna immediately scratch him when he finds out he’s only 5’10”

how bout them raps tho

too many men, no call it’s sens vs the monochromes tonight

ZETTYWAAAAAAPPPP

maybe the refs subconsciously root for the kings since they both wear black with white stripes

seriously though who’s idea was it to have a segment called ‘back of the bus’ with a bunch of mostly-white dudes and a single black woman who ends the segment by saying she prefers the front of the bus dudes. the fuck.

that last segment dropped it to sub-mid level

what the fuck is this reffing

disabled-state lookin ass powerplay team

fucking haaaaaate playing the kings AND it’s a late start? amazon this wasn’t the one

sens are the only canadian team in a playoff spot right now

A nice bath before bed.

WAKEY WAKEY DRAKEY DRAKEY!

come on man

hallipoint!

boo

mrazek sold his soul to the devil

spenny’s gotta work on his lateral shooting; too many shots getting blocked

poor cousins giveth, poor cousins taketh away

jenny right smack dab on the middle of a cuz sammich on that goal

not his fault, but marty biron’s eyes are fucking terrifying

I'll probably post about this more than is strictly necessary, but James and I are continuing the WTYKY Podcast as "The Senagoth Lounge", and I'm pleased to announce that it's going to be available on iTunes AND Spotify. open.spotify.com/show/6K2jAfc...

31 shots. Oh yeah? For which team? No.

one way to feel better about taking brian lee over kopitar is that dorion probably woulda traded kopitar for a brassard-class player anyway

“32 teams in the NHL and only 5 are under .500” is a preeeeeeetty solid argument that the overtime point system is broken

Me after every Sens win

BUH BYE BOSTON 👋

THEY’RE SAYING DËI STÜTZLE

alfie should get zetterlund to change his tape job too

FUCKIN BEAUTY

WE PAID DAT MAN HEEEES MAAAAANAAAAAAYYYYYY LET’S GO PINTOOOO

sandy be like

what does dermy even do? can’t even fight

klevin’s gonna play 40mins tonight

that pinto hoodie is sick i need it

did we ever get an explanation on why sparty is the only mascot to ever age? @alexadamssn.bsky.social now that pinner’s signed someone’s gotta ask the burning questions

WAKE UP BABE WE GOT A PINTO CONTRACT