I never knew I’d grow up to watch a president rot from the inside out in real time but here he is killing it

Sleeping is the only human activity where doing absolutely nothing counts as success.

We didn’t get just one dystopia - we got the streaming bundle.

FOX News did to our parents what they thought Pokémon would do to us: it made them believe in imaginary monsters.

Was Churchill so exhausted that he slept in cabinet meetings with cameras present?

Your weird is my favorite kind

We Will We Will Rock You... 🌈

If BlueSky is going to ban people for asking if it's happened yet there'll be zero people left here to read news, discuss, and celebrate when the answer is "yes. It finally happened."

“When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it..... always.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi

#PrideMonth2026 Happy Fucking Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈💪🏳️‍⚧️

Imagine voting to take fruits and vegetables away from pregnant mothers. Imagine being that much of a piece of shit traitor to your country

What do you think? #Pinks #USDemocracy

This is what RESCUE looks like 💜😸💜

So many of us remember the ancient ways We will return And bring with us great power 💥

Feeding station for birds! This is wonderful.

Happy 1 year anniversary to this tweet.

💖 meet the lovely, pika 💛 🪄 💜💛💙💚💜💛💙💚💜🪄

#FriendsNotFood 💚 #SaveOurPlanet 💚

Hosed down like a county fair pig.

When people tell you that they cheated and will cheat again, believe them

I’m shit, therefore I post

Sleepy pedophile Donald

For an introvert, my mouth gets me in plenty of trouble. I'd probably be dead if I was an extrovert

A laxative, but for memories

It is I!

Every authoritarian eventually reaches the same conclusion: "Perhaps the problem is not my policies but the existence of comedians."

Republicans war on homosexuality is pretty rich for a bunch of men who gargle w old man balls everyday

MAGA men are the most repulsive, douchiest, asexual flaccid jello pops around. Welcome to my GFY I’m speaking Talk

Look, I understand that Republican men don’t find me attractive. tbf, I don’t look like a ten year-old boy.

I know I'm a silly woman and all, but doesn't a cease fire mean no more firing?

Trump's name is coming off the Kennedy Center just in time for his birthday. lmfao

The public needs to fully understand the repercussions of giving RFK Jr. access to identifiable medical records from 90% of the U.S. population. He is a eugenicist who wants to “reparent” Black childen, send people with mental illness to “wellness camps”, and to take away anti-depressants.

These men are arguing with their own aging and insisting upon nostalgia to keep them warm as they become more obsolete. It's really the most pathetic thing to do this publicly and on film.

Once you work out that everyone in media works to support this fucked up capitalist debt-slavery system it's not hard to see through their dumb bullshit

Imagine....

This picture was taken in 2017 of Saffiya Khan confronting racists at a racist rally organised by the English defense league..... picture is as powerful now as it was then.....

I wonder if he ever tells Melania to smile.

The Cuntservative media going after Hunter Biden while Trump spends money on his vanity projects like a trad wife at a Mary Kay party & hiring ppl w less experience than the condom in Kash Patel’s wallet is just fcked up.

Women are One Nation’s latest target, pulling pages straight out of the far-right, MAGA playbook. They pretend to care about women and babies, but this latest crusade is nothing more than a trojan horse for unwinding hard-fought abortion rights.

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