Good morning 🌅 Happy Friday! 💃 Cold and clear in my corner of the world this morning ❄️ ⛄️ Wishing you all a fab Friday ❤️

Well, that was a disappointing performance. Very poor defending throughout the whole game, and got punished for that. Should not be losing by that much to this Wolfsburg team.

Giving away 3 easy goals, but at least we got another before HT. Need to do a lot better in the second half! ❤️🤍🖤

Home in time for the Women’s UCL match. Come on United ❤️🤍🖤

And we’re still celebrating 🎉🎉🎉 We’re bloody crazy 😂 50 000 people in Oslo to welcome the team home ⚽️ 🇳🇴

🎶 We’re going to the World Cup 🎶 ⚽️ 🇳🇴 Never mind us, we’re still celebrating 🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉

When we finally decide to play, we don’t mess around 😎 🇳🇴

We have not come to play… ⚽️ 🇳🇴 🥱

Good morning 🌅 from a cold and sunny Norway. Happy Sunday! Last and decisive match in the World Cup qualifiers tonight. If we don’t lose 9-0 (or more) vs Italy we are through ⚽️ 🇳🇴

Good morning, happy Saturday! It’s derby day in the WSL ⚽️ Come on United ❤️🤍🖤

Happy Friday and happy birthday to our Nous 🎉❤️🤍🖤

We win 4-1 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Sørloth x 2 Haaland x 2 And we have qualified 👏🏻 🇳🇴 ⚽️

Good morning, happy Thursday! Wishing you all a great day ahead ❤️ Important WC qualifier for Norway 🇳🇴 this afternoon vs Estonia 🇪🇪 ⚽️ Hope we bag a few goals, as it might come down to goal difference in the group 🤞🏻

2-1 for United 🙌🏻 Very good second half, and the Reds go marching on ❤️🤍🖤

There’s football tonight! Man United women play PSG at Old Trafford in the Champions League. Come on United ❤️🤍🖤

United’s internationals. Please just return without injuries ❤️🤍🖤

Good morning 🇾🇪 Even if it’s an international break, I’ll now enjoy a week or two where the controversy and crisis doesn’t involve United. Makes a nice change 😁 Have a great day ❤️🤍🖤

To those of you who are slating Sesko, who’s been with us for four months… He scored 2 PL goals, the mighty Salah has 4. And Ekitike has 3. Just a little perspective on things. Give the lad some time before crushing his spirit.

Watching these other teams play and looking at the league table, I’d say anything is possible this season…

Beating Sunderland and keeping a clean sheet isn’t for everyone 😁

Beating Sunderland and keeping a clean sheet isn’t for everyone 😁

Going in on Sesko while missing the guy who didn't score his first PL goal until Christmas is certainly a stance.

On the bright side, we’re still unbeaten. Enjoy your weekend and the (boring) international break ❤️🤍🖤

Two weeks in a row now we’ve come away feeling disappointed to be drawing against sides that we lost away to last season. Lots to improve on in terms of killing a game, but let’s not forget where this side was last season and where we are now. Night and day. Everton (H) next up. #MUFC

Absolutely 💯

DE LIGT!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Ah, fvck off 😔

🎶 I say bom bom bom 🎶 ❤️🤍🖤

Line ups ❤️🤍🖤

Good morning 🇾🇪 It’s matchday! Early kick off on the road today. Fingers crossed for a good result 🤞🏻❤️🤍🖤

Bruno has been shortlisted for the best FIFA Men’s 11 of 2025 🙌🏻 ❤️🤍🖤 Our Captain Magnifique 🎩 🇵🇹

🇾🇪 39 years ago today, Alexander Chapman Ferguson walked into Old Trafford. The greatest manager of all time? Not up for debate 🐐 👑 #SirAlexFerguson #MUFC #ManchesterUnited

On November 6th 1986 SAF was appointed Manchester United manager, and the rest is history ❤️🤍🖤

Our players are doing more modelling than playing football this season 😏 That said, lots of nice merch out ❤️🤍🖤 And last night I had a dream we beat Spurs 1-0 and Yoro scored the winner. Just documenting incase it happens 😂

Join us!

Can’t think of any more deserving. Robbo ❤️

Ah yes, all those raped hobbits in England, Ireland and Scotland… 🤦‍♀️ Sorry to be so blunt, but if you’re still using X, this is what you’re supporting.

52% of our fans voted for Amad as POTM yesterday. Sure, it was a fantastic goal, but other than that he wasn’t great. People just vote for the goal scorer?

It ends 3-2 🙌🏻 Three important points! Goals by Teri, Parks and Naalsund ❤️🤍🖤

1-0 up at HT. Elisabeth Terland 🙌🏻 🇳🇴

Good morning 👹 Today it’s the women’s turn. Let’s go United ❤️🤍🖤

2-2 away at City Ground isn’t a bad result, we didn’t really play great, so I’m content. Luke Shaw was really good today, same with Casemiro ❤️🤍🖤

AMADONNA 🚀

Sometimes I think I’m psychic 🫡 😂

Good morning 👹 Happy weekend and happy new month 🐇 It’s matchday! Come on United ❤️🤍🖤

Just had a couple of trick or treaters in these dinosaur costumes on my doorstep. One of them said «Wanna see something cool?» Then they ran up and down my driveway and I’m still laughing 😂

Happy 60th birthday to a true United legend. What a player, he could do almost anything 🤩 ❤️🤍🖤

Of course I’ll help him win ❤️🤍🖤 In fact, l already voted.

Well deserved 🙌🏻❤️🤍🖤

Makes a nice change to have quite a few goals to choose from ⚽️ Which one is your favourite?