Not sure if it’s my age but this shoulder injury could be the most painful one I’ve had in my life. Absolutely miserable the past couple of days. Pain meds are doing much either. 😕

Lucas Digne for under €10m, mental. 🤯

Do we have any concerns that Tielemans missed 23 matches through injury last season? Mason Mount only missed 9 according to TransferMarket (that doesn’t seem right to me).

Rest in peace, Sam Neil. Loved him almost every role, except for Event Horizon because I don’t do horror movies.

I guess United can fart in nightclubs now. 😉😂

www.maptap.gg July 13 95🏅 92🏆 94🏅 89🎉 100🎯 Final score: 942

Seeing Canadian politicians write glowing tributes to Lindsey Graham is embarrassing, frustrating, and pretty infuriating, to be honest.

Watching the highlights from the England-Norway game and I just realized that bloke from The Mentalist had a tidy performance.

www.maptap.gg July 12 96🏅 93👑 100🎯 95🏆 64🫢 Final score: 866

Good job, everyone's over this by now.

Are we going to talk about Lopez booting a dead ball away already on a yellow?

That is a hit.

Haven’t watch Arg-Sui: red card for simulation? Legit or FIFA fuckery?

3rd degree AC joint separation. Fingers crossed surgery won’t be needed. I’ll see a specialist this week. 🤦🏻‍♂️

England holding on for dear life.

England’s shape is all over the place at the moment. Miles between the lines. Need to be way more compact.

Is that going to get chalked off?

Kobbie’s going to be the only England player not to get any game time, isn’t he?

Wait, Eze for Rice? Did I see that right or are the drugs doing funny things to my vision?

Jude!

Fucked my shoulder, looks like I’m watching England-Norway from the emergency room. 🤦🏻‍♂️

So Joao Gomes next? Does anyone want to tell United that the Casemiro replacement doesn’t have to be another Brazilian? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

A screen recording from Instagram. This might be one of the best videos ever. 😍😂 Which ball is your favorite?

www.maptap.gg July 11 98🔥 91🎉 93👑 99🔥 90🎉 Final score: 942 Lucked out big time on the 4th location.

Bring back McFred.

Current status of the Ederson deal:

Monobrow Dalot at it again.

Senne time!

Tied it up, nice one Waffle Army,

It pains me that Michael Oliver still gets to be in charge at this level of football. Wanker.

Now the Santos deal makes perfect sense to me. And hold on to your hats, I think this is great due diligence done by our football team. The past regime would have let this slip (cough, cough Mason Mount) and signed him anyways. See, I can say nice things. 😂😉

Even a broken clock is right once a day. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I can't possibly imagine how they got there 🤔

Had a job performance review this week. Mostly positive but the main criticism was “ you care too much”. Still rolling this around in my mind how this is actually a negative thing. 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

www.maptap.gg July 10 93🏆 100🎯 98🔥 98🎯 95🏅 Final score: 968

I’m actually expecting to wake up in the morning to see the Ederson deal called off. The speed at which Santos was announced and had a full medical completed is so unlike United that something seems fishy. It’s almost like they knew Ederson would fail the medical and rushed to cover their tracks. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Do we really think anyone is stopping France in this tournament?

Did he jump the queue on the Ederson medical?

Welcome Hot Karl. 🔥🔥🔥

20 years ago today: the greatest headbutt in football history. Still makes me happy.

Any news of finding a club for Zirkzee? Carrick didn’t really seem to fancy him at all and he’s probably our only sellable asset at this point (which is mental?!?!). Or is he going to stay for another season?

www.maptap.gg July 9 97🔥 96🔥 91👑 94🏅 89👑 Final score: 924

If anyone’s wondering where our transfer budgets will be going for the next decade. Anyone remember Arsenal’s 10 year slump after they built the Emirates? And also: fuck the Glazer family and fuck Sir Jim Ratcliffe for helping them tear down Old Trafford.

I’m half expecting him to fail the medical with the way this day is going. 😂