Wait, we have to do it? What does that mean? Are we actually skint? Glad to see we’re moving towards a £2 billion new stadium when we have to play mid season friendlies just to pay the bills. 🤦🏻‍♂️

FIFA has decided to take no action against Israel. President says "FIFA cannot resolve geopolitical issues." FIFA has and still bans Russia. FIFA is a disgrace, Israel need to be banned.

Retweet this picture so many times that when someone googles FIFA, this picture shows up.

Just realized this knobhead plays for Sunderland now. He’ll probably have s worldie tomorrow, ffs.

Mbeumo will probably bag a brace tomorrow because I’ve finally removed him from my FPL team. And knowing my luck Semenyo (who replaced Mbeumo will likely blank) You’re all welcome in advance. 😉

I’ve been talked into doing Sober October, how many days left in the month?

It’s never going to happen this weekend but I think I would be more invested in this team no matter what the result. At least we’d be trying something different Lemmens Yoro, DeLight, Heaven Amad, Ugarte, Mainoo, Dorgu Mbeumo, Bruno Sesko Thoughts?

This actually feels like a form of gaslighting and/or propaganda. Bruno has been our best player for years but I think we’d all agree he’s been miles off it this season.

FIFA’s ticketing system has to be the all time most confusing sporting ticket ever. I signed up on their site, never heard anything. I still actually can’t figure out how to buy tickets. I’ve been to all major N America sporting events, including Olympics & I’ve never encountered anything like it.

There’s another Luis Suarez who plays for Sporting?

Hojlund with a great goal for Napoli.

I’m somewhat surprised there isn’t a bigger (or any) talk about saving OT and not having it knocked down? Any match going fans want to weigh in on this? The historical home of the club for over 100 years being destroyed by the Glazers and Ineos, any reaction at all?

Not sure there’s any truth to this but wouldn’t be surprised if it happens. With an early exit from the Carabao Cup & no European football, the ticket revenue is going to take a massive hit. I think we saw record highs last year? We could on track for record lows this year. Another low for the club.

Who’s your favorite Jedi? (wrong answers only)

Adam’s FPL Maple Syrup Cup GW7 Update: Beast Mode still appears to be in beast mode and remains on top. Lots of people triple captaining Halaand so early which is interesting. Slow improvement from my squad again with all green arrows. I’ll need to change out Liveramento for next week.

ANTIFA is more American than MAGA.

I think we (I) need to spend less time looking at Ruben Amorim’s managerial record at Utd & take a little longer shining the light on INEOS’ leadership. The club’s performance under their stewardship has been a disgrace. We’ve been performing like an elite club run by petrochemical professionals.

The only time Southgate should be in the conversation with United

I just picked up on this: was it really the original game plan to have Dalot launching long throw-ins from either side of the pitch or did they just see Brentford doing it and thought it was a good idea? I don’t ever remember Dalot taking throw ins on his opposite side. 🤔

Why am I rewatching the Brentford match? This hangover must be way worse than I thought. 😂

Altar ego DJ Big Eh taking control of the 50th b day party. (The hangover is going to be epic tomorrow)

Level 50 for this smoke show. It’s the big one for the wifey. We’re partying tonight.

I’m coming back to this one again. I don’t believe any coach would prepare their team to put in 75% effort when the whistle blows or perform in such a shocking way. RA isn’t blameless but there’s something weird that happens with this squad on match days.

We used to protest the owners when we were in or around the Champions League, what’s happened? (It’s a rhetorical question by the way, those who are really paying attention know the answer) #GlazersOut

As soon as I saw the yellow shorts and socks, I knew we didn’t stand a chance. 😂

I do wonder where Bruno’s head is at. Obviously this is a team game, but two crucial penalty misses and two obvious non tracking of runners have probably more impact to our season than people think. Was his head turned by Saudi? I thought he looked below average even before the pen.

Joel and Avi don’t get the big circus tent of their dreams, boo fucking hoo.

Alright friends, big dilemma tomorrow. Kickoff is at 4:30am, while this usually isn’t an issue I’m also throwing my wife’s 50th b day party which is a big deal (catering, DJ’s, large guest list, etc…). I may be skip the match to save my energy for later on in the evening. Or do I just soldier on? 🤔

'He's driving to pedophile island' is so funny

This one United match a week thing is total bullshit. How am I ever going to survive?

If you could have any superpower what would it be? This👇👇👇

Everyone’s grossly misinterpreted this photo, I know the real meaning. Amad and Garna are not only historians, but also Parliamentarians. They’re holding their shirts up on purpose to signify King Charles I execution for treason in 1649. Mystery solved, no harm done (unless you’re a Royalist) 😉😂

I like Luke Shaw but by my rough estimate he’s played only 292 out of the 600+ United matches in the past ten years. That is an absolute dismal injury record. We never used to hold on to players like this in the past.

This one’s been on repeat the past few days and I’ve been thinking Jane’s don’t get nearly enough credit for their influence on the 90’s. Iconic. Play it as loud as you can.

Adam’s FPL Maple Syrup Cup GW5 Update: no change at the top for this week, lots of movement midtable and below. My team is slowly showing signs of progress, green arrows all around. I may keep sticking with Mbuemo out of sheer stubbornness because he’s got to come good sooner or later.

Maybe we’re not as in a bad a position as all the doom merchants would have you believe after all?

Man City 30% possession

Add this to those who were actually complaining that we won yesterday and it shows we’ve sure got a load of whoppers in our fanbase.

There’s always going to be some kind of stat so the media can try to pile on United, isn’t there? The last time I checked a win is 3 points; there’s no bonus points available if you win while playing great football or score a ton of goals.

ABSOLUTE CINEMA 😂👋🏼 #MUFC #CHE

And breath….

Corner, great. Just fucking great.

What’s the next level above squeaky bum time?

Ahhh, this feels a bit more like it. Much more familiar now.

Mbuemo looking a bit leggy now on a very heavy pitch. JZ time?

Does two yellows give you a one game suspension? No Casemiro next week?

No Garna today. Boohoo.

This reminds me of some of the water logged pitches I used to play on as a kid. Soggy.

Uh what?

Cucarella, studs up. What a shit.