My friend’s Dad was a writer on the show and said it was because of wokeness :/

i’d love to be your evil advisor. can i come over and attempt to slowly corrupt you

God this is so Mastodon coded

I’ve created the perfect timeline @fembug.bsky.social

since im in the AI industry, folks often ask me how to identify AI images. I am circling some dead giveaways to help educate the general public

dogs are so funny like here is a tiny idiot for you to live with

i just need to make a ton of major life changes and i'll be fine

You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James

Main thing holding me back from using this app is how much of the discourse is centred around meta discussion of the platform itself and/or the other app.

An all too common occurrence :/

(being cast into a holy fire) I meant to do this

Of course not lol it’s fake

[being murdered] me: (angry) well this is the last time i sell anything on craigslist murderer: that is correct

my day job is sitting outside a popular dungeon and offering to hold extra items for adventuring parties so they have more space in their inventory for loot. i split it all down the middle with the dragon that lives down there

Almost as suspicious as the Post Office

wild how you can be just asking questions and then be cited as the answer

You should stay up and read more internet. You’re just getting to the good part

Hmmm 🤨

Musk still has work to do on destroying the intellectual property he paid an ungodly sum for

Sorry I said those things, I was very close to a 5G tower at the time

It’s unironically this meme. Nothing happens. They never mention it again, then immediately start talking about the next *insert scary thing*. Rinse and repeat.

I’m seeing a lot of cock on this app what’s up with that

Wtf is a corn dad

Jacking off

dying in a car accident where my vehicle rolls over 20 times and then the first thing i see as a ghost is a video of my death being uploaded to youtube as BIGGEST DRIVING FAIL OF ALL TIME???

I’m holding you in contempt playboy

today some teens were messing around on the train and one was wearing a paper Burger King crown and it fell off and rolled under my seat so I handed it back to her and seized the once in a lifetime opportunity to say “you dropped this” and they all went nuts and I am still buzzing with excitement

Theres too much fucking shit on me (metaphysically speaking)

Still crazy to me Rudy got exposed as a pedophile by Borat and nothing ever happened, especially as he seems unable to mount any sort of legal defence, you’d think he’d be a sitting duck!

I fail to see how his relationship status is of any relevance

Imagine your dad was constantly creeping in and out of a khole lmao

OP had in fact, been happier

I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.

Eagerly awaiting my Off-White cigarettes

All those people talking about male loneliness get real funny once an effective cure shows up

How are there already accounts on here following 100k plus, is there already bots here, please tell me the bot problem isn’t as pervasive as the alternative!!

Been off the grid for a week and I come back to an invite code in my inbox. Good timing as without fail Elon has been making the (formerly) bird app worse piece by piece. I guess he wants to remove the block button now? (no more blocking ads no thanks) time to see what all the hype is about on here